Anyone got the Melody Yuan webm from the dump the other day? Pic related
Rate?
>>744361722
PG-13
>>744361722
8/10
>>744361755
kek exactly what i was thinking
Had suspicions my ex had found a new guy (only broke up 2 weeks so still raw) so someone went on her snapchat.
Long story short she noticed shes been hacked and told me shes went to the cops with the list of ip addresses thatd logged in. Thing is though, they never took her phone. She said they only took a list of the IPs and would get back to her from there.
Does this sound like bs? Surelt theyd take the phone as evidence and not just write down an ip to check?
>>744362229
Copfag here.
They can't really do shit with that.
Well, they can, as it is, but they won't waste resources on omglikmysnapgothakkd bullshit.
Yeah i didnt think they'd do much as nothing was leaked etc, dno if shes trying to freak me out into confessing or some shit but id have been surprised if they didnt take her phone and look over it themselves if they were gonna take it seriously. I mean, theyd have to figure out which devices were hers and not just give out random ip locations etc.
>>744362662
Pretty much, also, even if your IP showed up, there's no way she can prove that you did it.
I'm assuming that since she was your girlfriend, she had access to your Wi-Fi?
What's saying she can't just drive over to your house, get on your Wi-Fi, and fuck around to make it look like you did it?
Petty shit like that is what exes are known for.
Okay so here's my joke
What do you call a gay guy that's black?
>>744362164
A black guy
A....NIGGAY
nigger faggot
Are Americans the only people who hate Wrestling and Soccer? (scottish accent)
>>744359243
I don't know about wrestling personally but most of my fellow Americans truly care little for professional soccer. Its exceptionally popular as a children's sport though.
>>744359243
I always thought it was funny that we're the only ones who don't call it football. If only we'd come up with a different word for "our" football. Lol
>>744359243
Whafuck you mean, we don't like wrasslin?
>>744360856
"a while"
you post her
Every.
Goddamn.
Day.
Fuck.
Off.
>>744360856
more of her?
Very fuckable indeed, moar you say?
>>744361863
her stomach looks gross. She must have been pregnant at some point
I think my son is the devil. He tripped me on purpose when I was going down the stairs and just now he tried to kill my dog by giving her a huge soft pretzel. She choked on it but luckily I got the pretzel out, unfortunately she had a seizure after. I'm getting worried. What do I do about this kid?
>>744360852
lmfao
Inject Herron into that nigger and kill him.
>>744360852
piss in her lucky charms
Hi /b/, if you had time to listen, i have a long story i will tell in short;
>meet girl
>is shit girlfriend but keeps telling me she will try
>get kicked out of house with friends because of her
>get kicked out of home because of her
>refuses me to talk to any girl, even lesbians in a couple
>breakup with her sleep with other girls
>she finds out, pushes rape charges on me
>deal with lawyers and court for two years
>sleeps with friends and my brother in the meanwhile
>brother shows up with her night after i found out
>i hold tounge and negotiate with her, bro thinks were fucking and flips out, mum goes to hospital
>fall asleep then she wakes me up in middle of night and sexes me until i cried
>dodged rape charges she never dropped, doing community work for 3 years instead
>is now pregnant with my child
Any advice? He is due in 8 weeks and she thinks were gonna be a happy family
Don't stick your dick in crazy dude
>>744358244
didnt realise the full extent of her psych because she smoked weed with me to fit in and any person is tolerable on choof
>>744358244
but yeah im a dumb cunt
https://youtu.be/FbmMW5RQVZc
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I know this is bait but I researched that Shit and it brought up some spooky results
Wanna moar? Nudes? Sucking, Fucking? Pussy close-up? How would you use her?
id hit it
How can I fix my sister?
Pic related.
>>744362136
By showing some tits FAGGOT!
>>744362136
Try fucking her for a fortnight.
>>744362136
Killing her would be a start
The games you play
Make people say
You're either weird or lonely.
Name our squad
Four Cucks and a Kike Fucker
>>744362367
2hotties2radcuntsandsomecuntinaflanno
Kikes
You can only fuck one. Which one thread.
>>744361000
Obvious answer
>>744361227
clearly
>>744361000
Far left
Got the number of a German pedophile with proof. What should I do with it?
>>744362448
You should call him en tell him that (You) are going to kill yourself.
>>744362448
Report him to the Stasi
>>744362448
Send the info to the Geheime Staatspolizei