How smart is /b/?
50%. so fucking easy.
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%50.
The outcome of the second coin flip has nothing to do with the outcome of the first.
This is how my ideal bf looks like. Your thoughts?
>>744377091
I prefer more defined.
>>744377091
Unrealistic.
>>744377091
You sound like a tranny
Wanna share?/wwyd thread
Ill share, i would love to dp her, want to share mine
>>744376830
I kidnap her and take her to my basement where I strap her down to a table with her ass right at the edge and her knees up spread wide. She tries to scream for help but bite her hard every time she does. She quickly learns to stay quiet. I start sucking her toes and licking her feet, I move up her calves to her knees and then down her thighs to her pussy. I eat her pussy and toungue her ass. Her body betrays her and her pussy has gotten so wet. Her clit has swollen and I can tell she's enjoying it. I move from her pussy up her belly to her breasts. I suck and bubble on her nipples. While doing this I push my cock to the opening of her ass still wet from my toungue. While clasping her left nip in my teeth I thrust my cock into her tight asshole. Her body bucks against me and she squeals. I push my cock deeper into her ass. I can feel her hole clenching around my shaft. I move up from her tits and lick her armpits, moving up to her neck where i start sucking. Then I start fucking her tight ass hard and fast. Not wanting to finish there I pull out after awhile. I get up on the table and movevinto a 69 position and make her suck my cock clean while I eat her pussy again. I fuck her deep in her throat but she's enjoying me eating her. Then I get back down and start fucking her pussy while sucking her tits. She's living it. Her body is thrusting against me while she moans with pleasure. She starts to orgasm and cum all over my dick. I pull out. I undo the straps and put her face down bentover the table and strap her down again. I move a sex machine to her ass with a 9 inch dildo on it and turn it on so it's fucking her ass. I strap a high powered vibe to her clit and put it on full power. Then I move in front of her and make her suck me off while moaning from the pleasure she's receiving. I finally blow. It goes down her throat and all over her face. I leave her getting fucked by the machines while I take a nap before the next round.
WWYD?
WWYD?
Wish someone would expose her more and/or get more/newer pics since we have her last name now
https://mega.nz/#F!smwDiZLK!Kkucn5e_Y4uBuTI8IxwaXg
Who is this goddess? She has my soul,please post more of her and /or her name
Fuck it ITT minimal but sexy
Bump?
Her name is Satin, she is a Chilean Suicide girl.
She is a very kind girl. I meet her a couple of times, she looks even better in real life.
>>744378361
I found this yesterday on the street. I live in hasselt belgium. What can it be. I'm afraid to try it. Can somebody tell me how much it could be in grams?
>>744378377
cocaine. unscrew the little top and use the long thing to dip and snort
>>744378785
either this or a tiny vile of vampire blood
get a test kit
Dildo thread, I need some advice from people experienced with pegging and anal play. I want to buy either tantus curve ( https://www.lovehoney.com/product.cfm?p=16827 ) or tantus p-spot ( https://www.lovehoney.com/product.cfm?p=9619 ) but I need some advice. Which one seems more fun to play with to you? Which shape do you think brings more enjoyment? Take into consideration that I want to use it both to play with myself (mostly to play with myself and prostate stimulation) and my gf.
>>744375820
Jeez just get a guy to fuck you in the ass already.
The blue curved one is the best on lovehoney. Gets me every time. Its sold on its own or with a harness.
>>744375886
Not OP, just fuck off.
I want to share my girl but she's afraid she's too small for most guys.
I'd make her my little obedient bitch.
>>744377829
I want cucks to leave
>>744377829
dont worry she isnt
Remember this dude? His trial is on friday
That the neighbor boy killer?
gimme a quick rundown
>>744377528
This nigga killed the neighbours kid, sent pics to a friend, friend asked for advice on /b/
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I know people need to make a living wage and shit, but if you work somewhere dependent on tips to make minimum wage, you are retarded. People are assholes, and assholes don't tip well, the American tip system for waiters/waitresses is broken. I made more as a fucking busboy than the waiters when I worked at a restaurant a few years back because at least I made minimum wage. They asked me multiple times, almost begged me to be a waiter, I always refused, knowing I would likely make even less than I was. If you don't see how that system is flawed, then I have nothing more to say.
>I get tips because I make less than minimum wage because I get tips
If tipping were more efficient than just paying an employee a decent wage, it would have caught on in more than oh, two jobs.
Don't like making the small bucks and having to depend on others? Get an education
>>744376769
You get a tip if you get a tip you ungrateful piece of shit.
That one thing people always get so upset about.
there is no need to get upset
I beg to differ.
Help a /b/ro out. I just lost all my reaction pics.
>>744376764
That sucks.
Can anyone help us name our band? Serious names only.
Seriously 90's
>>744377924
Airheads BROOOOOO
Dill & the Does
which one would you guys fuck? how?
>>744375822
bro>4>5>3>1>2
Far right. I'd doggystyle her while the others watch until she was so close to cumming, then i'd pull out and surprise her by slipping it into her ass making her scream with pain but moan with pleasure. i'd keep pumping away into her ass until i finally pull out my dick and make the middle girl lick her shit off my cock and swallow my cum
>>744375822
green dress becomes my new sweet lil sexslave and far rightie my new wife!!!
>go to your hotel room
>see this thing
what do?
Wondering which nigga stole her left big toe
>>744375741
Untie her. Give her the shirt off my back and save her.
Her family loves me for saving her. Spend the next three years dating her and showing her what true love is.
Gain the trust of her friends.
Gain the trust of her family.
Ask her to marry me.
On our wedding night, I book the exact same room I found her in.
Tie her up and me and my buddies gang rape her all night.
>>744375741
Picture of face. Want to see if wiered foot is balanced by nice face.