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Ass thread. Let's cum for some fine asses.
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How the hell do I get LSD?
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Find somebody who sells it, then buy it
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I'll hook you up. Contact me in your dreams.
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Ask the girl who sells shrooms
first dubs decide steam profile picture.
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Why don't you listen to Hammerfall instead of playing games?
>also, rolling for a facepic of anita
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dubs pls
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Deutschland-Faden? Deutschland-Faden!
Pizza oder Nudeln?
Bahn oder Auto?
Merkel oder Kiki?
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>>744372098
Wollte noch die beiden Fälle in dem Schwimmbad schildern.
bin kein Nazi
> junges Mädchen, mega Hupen für das alter, spielt mit freundin, die noch viel mehr wie ein kind aussieht
> 4 braune jungs kommen an, sehen alle noch wie halbe kinder aus und umringen die beiden, ziehen der mit den großen busen am oberteil
eine titte hängt raus
> soweit so normal
> mädel beschimpft die jungs, ältere besucher und bademeister kommen an
> die jungs gehen,
> todesdrohungen werden geaußert gegen die "schlampen"
> mädel mit oberteil in der hand weint
> ihr freundin ruft den jungs nach, was sie für feige arschlöcher sind
> einer dreht nochmal um geht schnell zu ihr hin und tritt ihr die beine unter wasser weg
> die knall mit gesicht gegen beckenrand
> zwei schneidezähne kaputt, blut überall
andere fall war harmloser
>zwei bräunliche gestalten kommen aus der dusche in bad
> bademeisterin fordert sie auf sich zu duschen
> beschimpfen sie auf kanackisch, stellen sich vor sie auf
> der eine ganz dich
> frau ist nun sichtlich verängstig
> er klatscht ihr eine
> nennt sie schlampe
> kumpel nimmt ihn am arm und zieht in weg
> sind beide gleich gegangen
ist jetzt zwar nicht vergewaltigung
aber es geht in die richtung
und so ganz normal ist das ja wohl auch nicht
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Anon have you ever had a gay experience?
I will never forget waking up with my friend's lips on my neck and his hands down my boxers and my arms wrapped around him down in his pants. You would expect someone who is supposedly straight be horrified but I started getting erect.
I don't know how we got in that position but when I woke him up he seemed to be surprised too.
If anything we both realised that we were bisexual. After that we kind of continued our relations in secret.
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I have. Cuz I'm gay.
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>>744371082
I wish I had. But I'm stuck up in a heterosexual relationship
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>>744371239
Get drunk, kiss a guy on the cheek.
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Matched with this dumb dumb, what should I say /b/?
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Tell her you're going to clown college and ask her if she could teach you how to do the eye makeup
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Show other pics
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>>744370859
Lmao gave me a good laugh
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lets drink.
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>>744370473
was hat lena damit zu tun?
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>>744370841
Shut the fuck up you little Nazi bitch
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hihihih
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Hey /b/
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>>744371485
Hey, the fuck is this ?
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>>744371485
sup
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Implying that's not from earlier
TIME in the time stamp or gtfo
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Alright, I have a few stories from way back when.
>be me
>first day of year 10 (britfag)
>arrive at school at 8am
>i have about 30 minutes to kill
>see my friend by the geography building
>we'll call him eddie he's important later on
>head on over
>oh shit
>jocks start approaching him and are picking a fight
>turns out eddie is going out with one of the jocks' ex
>we'll call that jock brad
>i walk over and try to break up the fight
>eddie starts throwing punches
>teacher sees the fight from his office and storms over
>killme.jpg
>the teacher is brad's dad
>brad spills the beans and says i hit him
>wtf dude
>teacher goes rage 9000
>autisticyelling.mp3
>follow him to the languages building
>go upstairs to isolation room 1
>isolation is basically detention except for the entire school day
>it's fucking boring, plus no supervisors because they lock the door
>teacher straight up shoves me into the room
>'sit down in there and don't even think about leaving'
>do as i'm told because i don't want to piss him off even more
>he locks the door and walks down the corridor to the other isolation room with eddie
>immediately become bored
>notice something poking out one of the cupboards
>walk over
>holy shit a laptop
>fuck yes
>even better it belongs to one of the technicians
>fag put a sticker on it with his login details too
>bingo
>log into that shit
>notice document of teacher timetables on the desktop
>jackpot.png
>turns out the teacher has a lesson just down the corridor after break
>i plan revenge
>open up impero to get ready
>realise that the laptop could be traced back to the isolation room and i'll be suspended
>remove the laptop from exo5
>change the details of laptop and account on the school system
>i am now the terror that faps in the night
>i am hackman
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break ends
>look at the cctv feed of teacher's classroom
>he goes outside to speak with students
>look at his screen via computer monitoring
>e-mails, nothing too interesting
>notice one with the subject 'hey baby'
>open it up
>holy shit he's talking with a hooker via his school e-mail
>she's sent him a video too
>this is perfect
>look at the cctv feed
>shit he's coming back
>go to his inbox
>he's back on his pc getting the presentation for his class opened up
>brad walks into the class
>evillaugh.wav
>brad turns on the projector for him and sits down
>teacher stands by the interactive whiteboard and starts talking
>use impero to take control of his computer
>go to his outlook and open up the video
>he doesn't even realise because he's too busy talking directly to students
>video starts playing at full volume
>it's a sex tape of him and the hooker
>students start laughing
>brad is in shell shock and trying not to cry
>teacher frantically tries to turn off the video
>no good, i control his computer now
>mfw i'm wikileaks
>open up his outlook again and compose a new e-mail
>'cheating will get him nowhere - hackman'
>attach the sex tape to the email
>send it to his wife
>teacher has lost his shit
>storms out of his class and goes to his office
>check the cctv
>he's crying his eyes out
>shut down the laptop and put it in my bag
>my work for today is done
>word of the incident spreads like wildfire
>hackman is hailed as a hero by the kids bullied by brad and his gang
>the teacher quits next day and brad moves to a different school
>mission accomplished
Care for more? I have a few more stories to tell that I think you might enjoy.
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This is nice story
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Cheers anon. Spread it around, the legend of Hackman must spread further.
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Phimosisfag here.
I've recently started doing stretches to allow my foreskin to pull back over my glands. I can get it half way now before it hurts but today I started half wanking while pulling the skin back to the half way mark. My god, is this what masturbation is meant to feel like? I am 20 and have never pulled my foreskin over my head so whenever I masturbate I do it with my foreskin over the head. Doing it that way feels good but holy shit the difference is insane, I can't wait to be able to pull it back completely over the glands. Any other phimosis guys have a similar experience? Its like I am discovering masturbation for the first time again and its great.
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>>744368815
Keep stretching that foreskin.
Also you should probably see a doctor at some point.
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>>744369590
Will do.
Why's that? I have already spoken to my doctor but I'm just curious as to why you'd suggest it
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>>744369838
doctors tend to know what to do, seeing as theyre doctors
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i deleted all my porn so i can get rid of the addiction. now i started kinda dreaming about it, then woke up craving it with a hard on, and recovered all the deleted files. fapped, and now i feel bad again. what the FUCK do i do
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Don't feel bad anon
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Keep trying, I'm on the struggle with it as well. I've been doing this for a couple years now, it doesn't get easier unless you get stronger. Fight for it, it's worth it.
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>>744369322
fap again. drink a beer
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Someone made a thread a moment ago that said
"Random keys
6ZZWB-CQNHR-K9VWQ
4ZNCT-RHYGF-4XN0H
Now be good anon.
Goodnight"
What are they and how do I use them???
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>>744368574
got any more codes?
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>>744368574
both gone
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>>744368574
https://store.steampowered.com/account/registerkey
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BISEXUAL ROLL:
>evens fap to women
>odds fap to men
>dubs fap to both
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>>744368600
based dubs OP
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>>744368600
rolling
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>>744368600
roliopolio
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This dude message me this. Can anyone tell me what is it?
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>>744369913
Russian
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Geechee. I guess that's just his name.
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Гичий
Russian in the thread. I don't know what he mean under this word, but i hear this word at first time.
Also this word sounds like "geecheey"
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So, i fucked up a little bit.
Im a 18 year old from one of the biggest cities in the US. because I was bored the other day(Wednesday night) and used a texting app(textnow) and pretended to be a mutual friend. I didnt send anything bad, but as a joke i mentioned her and I dating and she caught on that it wasn't really the person i was saying it was. She then texted my real number and asked if i had seen somebody mentioned in the fake conversation and how she thought mayber she was texting her from a fake number. She told me she was going to file a police report and a little after that the conversation ended. So now i started to worry a little bit, but whatever. The next day, about halfway through the day she blocked me on snapchat and instagram. I dont give a fuck about being blocked, im just hoping thats not an indicator she actually filed a police report.
Ive texted her(and a bunch of others) from fake numbers before, but im not really worried about those because they were a while ago. Im worried she filed a police report and the cops are gonna subpoena the texting app and then my ISP to find out it was me. I'm nervous and scared. What should I do? Or is there even anything to do?
picture is
Allison brie
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>>744369200
>file a police report
for what? being twelve, which is obvious?
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Don't understand why she would do a police report. Coz you faked your identity? If so, do you really think cops will give a shit on a kiddy doing useless identity steal? Seriously
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>we had this exact thread last night