I broke my leg in a car accident and now I need surgery to fix my leg but the problem is, no surgeon at this hospital will perform the surgery without anaesthesia (I'm straight edge so I refuse to be drugged) Where can I find a surgeon that will? Or willl I be fine without surgery? My leg doesn't look deformed or anything.
you need fucking anaesthesia or you will go into shock or some shit
Find some exmilitary doctor to do it.....probably not legal, but I assume they can fix you up.
>>744367841
your an idiot
probably die from gangrene
Please guys help me to find IRL straght shota
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTPcY-CuuCs
>>744365861
of course its jodorowsky. why wouldnt it have been that chilean faggot. ugh. time to go for my 4am jog after not sleeping all night. let's hope i get shot by niggers and die so i never have to encounter faggotry like op's again
>>744366522
what's wrong, friendo?
>>744366731
nothing, really. i was just shitposting for fun
does someone knows the old porn website "makstrip" im searching the intro video?
>>744368175
Please!
i know it but dont have the video
makstrip.com?
I'll be the new Elliot Rodger.
a supreme gentleman wouldnt post on /b/. youve already failed.
Well hurry the fuck up and go out and beat the score you faggot
is it wrong to name a dog bitch?
>>744368025
it's just a fucking dog, so no
No, get out of here you commie fucker.
No because it is a bitch.
It's like calling a cat, "Cat".
Nier thread
*opens thread*
ok
>>744367804
this kills the thread?
Hey Anus-Lovers,
I'm looking for some nice close up pictures of assholes. Doesn't matter if they are spreaded or closed.
So post your favourite pictures :)
>>744366285
I was raised by my aunt in Texas,. Both my parents died when I was a child. I went to American schools, graduated from an American college, married a pretty American blonde, and have 2 young children. I've paid taxes and done my civic duty since I was 18.
Last week, my aunt told me that my parents were illegals, and I might be deported because of Trump's anti-DACA stance.
What do? I know no foreign language, don't know anything about my parent's home country, and didn't even know they were foreigners.
>>744368049
Eat some beans bro. Beans make a person happy.
Get fucked bitch.
>>744368049
they wouldn't deport you just like that if you have something to imput into the country, there's nothing to worry about, you're not a parasite and you went and graduated and have children as well as paying taxes
so /b/
i have many mental disorders for a start and have been through fucked shit so i dont work and get money through government and drug dealing, i only feel motivated to do anything when im on drugs, mainly morphine but also take GHB, ritalin (helps me focus as i have adhd) etc etc, i have literally noticed i wake up everyday thinking i wish i was in bed with a hot chick basically, i have no motivation to do anything now because whats the point in doing anything? i could never go to uni or doing work with a lot of socializing as i have AS, both conditions been diagnosed from a young age, someone with AS is VERY different to a normal child growing up before i get the durpy durp mental illness isnt real crap
tl:dr i want a female but i also take drugs, why do i have no motivation anymore
An hero'ing sounds right up your alley.
Why don't you give it a try?
i know there are people on /b/ with some answers for me like "oh yh you feel like that because morphine does this and you want chicks because when that happens something else happens" etc etc
>>744367781
implying youre not a scumbag
Ask an employee of Subway for the last year anything
>>744368243
No one wants to hear about how we make our bread and bake fresh cookies every day?
Did you know we're having a sale this month on steak sandwiches? It's pretty popular!
>>744368243
What was the weirdest customer you had so far?
New Norwegian ad in Europe, cheap flights to USA lol
that is indeed cheap.
Give it a few years and they'll wish they had cops like the US
>>744368245
Can confirm this is the majority of small town cops in America. The police from major cities, however... The exact kind you'll like come across as a tourist... Are not fat slobs. Many are Iraq and Afghanistan vets who treat their job as that of an occupying force.
Boost my ego
You look like you have aids
you look a bit like my left nut after nutting and having aids
>>744368264
You seem like a nice guy. I'd share a beer with you
My luggage was lost while traveling which contained all my clothes, electronics, and a few watched. I don't really care about those things, but it also had my antique fingerbox which my grandfather passed down to me. I'm looking for a replacement and am wondering if pic is a good one. It's expensive I know...wondering if it is worth it.
Also, share your boxes and stories
I forgot what you do with a fingerbox, mind telling me again?
>>744367653
You put your finger in it
>>744367653
How the fuck do you forget what a fingerbox does?
would you fuck my arsehole b?
>>744366615
I ate some food that might have gone bad and this image just might put me over the edge and make me vomit
not gay, so no, I wouldn't. Put your mom's panties back in the laundry anon.
>>744366728
Not my mum's
Hi /b/ How can I permenantly remove hair from my body?
Also penis rate thread
#nohomo
>>744368132
8/8
>>744368132
Step 1: Liberally apply castor oil to the area of skin where you don't want to grow hair back.
Step 2: Light oil on fire and let your skin burn until no hair will grow back
Step 3: Put the fire out. Or don't. No one cares if you live or die anyway.
>>744368132
I don't know but I want to suck you