My roommate is out for the night i went in his room and he forgot to hide this thing.
trips decides what I do with it.
>>744363976
Put shit inside of the pussy, then he will fuck it and get shit all over his dick.
fill it up with mayo and wait for a reaction.
Cum in it
would you lick her asshole?
>>744364794
Depending on her age.
Yep
What should I buy, /b/?
Already bought a new phone and laptop this year so I'm not gonna get either of those again
buy me steam stuff with your money pls
>>744365855
a rope to hang yourself with.
Thoughts on her new scene?
>>744364125
>tfw this is someones daughter
>tfw this someone is not me
mad
Dubs get nudes
timestamp or gtfo
>>744366233
>>744366233
Ez win
Where the cringe thread at, babies?
haven't seen one of these in a long time
>>744364908
this is alpha as fuck
How can I be more confident?
I have low self esteem, hate the sound of my own voice and so don't speak much. I think I'm pretty worthless a lot of the time. It's not that I'm depressed, I just feel like an idiot. I just want to come across as a more likable person but I don't really like myself.
Please help.
>>744363448
there is only one way out anon...
>>744363448
Your a virgin arnt you?
>>744363448
the thing is
never doing a thing is painfull forever
bombing lasts a day at most
just go for the less painfull option
Dom thread
>>744364552
i feel you m8
Can we get a virgin vs chad thread? Dump your best ones
the fuck is chad?
I guess I can post one or two, since you're being more useless than Google
>>744366063
>>>/r9k/, newfag.
Rate this shaved orangutan I found in the dumpster
>>744365029
1/10?
That is pushing it
>>744365153
>>744365197
AAAAHHH FUCKING JESUS WHY
would you lick someone's cum off her beautiful ass?
How much many am I being paid? Cuz I'm not licking any male's cum from any species off of anywhere for less than 100 million.
tasty cum thread
No asian thread? I'll start
>>744366067
>>744366095
>>744366195
>>744366210
Anymore? Or kik?
ITT: We write a punk song!
Last time i did this only 1 anon got dubs before 4chan went down for maintenance and the thread died.
Same rules apply:
Dubs adds a sentence
Trips adds two sentences
Quads gets to write a chorus
Quints gets to change or remove any sentence or the chorus.
I'll sing and play the song at the end and post it for you guys.
mary had a little lamb
Pizza and boobs are the only things that matter
>>744365500
Dubs confirmed
Left or right?
>>744365108
left
>>744365210
What about this fat ginger do you like?
>>744365353
she looks cute. would like to see her face coverd in my cum.
You are given the option to punch any one of these people. You can only punch one. Which one do you punch?
>>744358826
The little black girl obviously.
She's black.
>>744358826
and take his red ryder b.b gun
>>744358826
Probably the stupid cop staring at his phone.
When are you fucks going to grow out of those things? Just look how retarded that looks.