OBESE SMARKS BTFO
>>2657478
Oh boy. Someone tweet this to Cody.
>>2657478
holy fucking GOAT!
>alpha
>chad
>goat entrance
>goat finisher
>goat theme
>works indie fags
>works smarks
>BTFO'd thousands over a TWEET
>13 time champion
>millions of dollars
is he.... /our guy/ ?
What's his gimmick?
>>2657456
Trying to be a cool Arab...
>>2657484
he's sami zayn?
>>2657456
One of two guys who actually does flippy shit on "the flippy shit show"
Women's wrestling is a dra......
>>2657410
>Natty showing off dat ass
Come to Butthead.
>>2657429
>Natty
>dat ass
Oxymoron right there
>contract signing for a 6 man tag
>contract signing for a women's 6 man tag
Glad I didnt bother watching tonight. How can you have so little to air that you have to resort to contract signings for preshow matches for filler?
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT
>>2657405
BASED DEMON KANG
BASED FEET FETISH
She's his beard.
>>2657405
He's bi anon, he has wild nights with Albert and romantic days with Cathy.
We all know KUSHIDA will win the B-Block, but the A-Block seems really based.
>A-Block
-Jushin Thunder Liger vs. TAKA Michinoku
-Ricochet vs. Taichi
-Will Ospreay vs. Marty Scurll
-Hiromu Takahashi vs. Dragon Lee
>B-Block
-Tiger Mask IV vs. Volador Jr.
-ACH vs. BUSHI
-KUSHIDA vs. El Desperado
-Ryusuke Taguchi vs. Yoshinobu Kanemaru
>>2657404
FUCK i'm missing tonight
at least i'll get to see based flippy shit part 999 tomorrow night
Who /ACH/ here?
>Liger is gonna win because MUH LAST TOURNAMENT
>f-finn balor is g-gay!!
>dating Cathy "10/10 Feet" Kelly
/asp/ BTFO
Lucky girl, no homo
>>2657237
>/asp/ BTFO
That's practically this boards' subheading lmao
The STATE of /asp/etty
>>2657265
KEK
So.. WWE don't know what to do with him?
>>2657172
He's gonna be on the Pre-Show of Backlash against Aiden English
>gimmick is the number 10
>creative don't know what to do with him
Shocking.
I think WWE brings in guys to bolster NXT, with no intention of using them in a serious role on the main roster. Roderick Strong will end up the same way.
Based show
1st for Alexa Bliss is best girl
>>2657051
Are they really going to waste JRs talents with some meme tournament?
A ver donde están mis /Smack/ hermanos?
seriously, what is this gimmick???
The "I was the small kid picked on in school so now I grew up the small man picking on wrestlers" gimmick. To be honest though he does it in a moderately convincing way and I think he's alright. "Bruiserweight" is a clever nickname too.
Won't get over on the main roster if he ever makes it there, guaranteed.
>>2656813
He's got the "absolute dickhead" gimmick.
Decent finisher though.
>>2656813
Arsehole
Prove you're not a fat, sweaty smark in this faces of /asp/ thread
I'll start
>pic related
>>2656266
At SMAckdown in Anaheim
>>2656266
ok
Memes aside, what are some things that must happen that would make you stop watching wwe for good?
NJPWUSA succeeds
If they keep the roman vs brock wm main event.
The experiment is over. You can't keep relying on the formula you've been using for 40 years.
My friends have to stop liking it too
>someone asked meltzer if ROH could ever sell out a 10k+ arena.
>meltzer replies : "not any time soon"
>CAWdy's answer : "I'll take that bet Dave. I already gave them their biggest buyrate...put The Bucks & I on the card & 3-months to promote"
Is there a more delusional wrestler than this guy ?
Absolutely. Payback, a wwe pay per view, barely did 10k.
Delusional considering ROH is in one of their biggest slumps ever.
>>2655897
This smark on FB was saying how it "needs" to happen so WWE will be scared. Yeah WWE's gonna be scared of selling out bigger arenas at every PPV, while a literal midcarder headlines ROH's biggest show ever in a mediocre match.
Honestly if you loaded up with guys like Cody, Bucks, Kenny, Ricochet, Ospreay, ZSL, so on and so forth and promoted it far enough in advance and did it at the right time, I bet you could.
As a bare minimum, you would need Kenny, though.
May 15th 2017 edition of RAW did 2.751 million viewers million viewers overall.
Last week's did 2.680 million viewers.
Hourly breakdown:
8PM: 2.884 million viewers
9PM: 2.724 million viewers
10PM: 2.645 million viewers
Still really dissapointing numbers, I guess this is how it is now WWE struggling to get 3m viewers.
2 million viewers this football season
>up 2%
beat that smackdownies
Those Bray Wyatt main events are killing it
Current Monday Night RAW commissioner & WWE’s chief branding officer Stephanie McMahon recently spoke with Sky Sports about sexualization and how it has no place in the WWE.
“This is athletics, this is sports, this is like live action theater and there’s no denying the athleticism of our women in the ring and what they can do. I think WWE is a part of the movement, what you’re seeing is the audience and the audience is clamoring to see women in more roles whether that be it in athletics or in business.”
http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/news/stephanie-mcmahon-wwe-not-sexualised
>WWE fans don't want hot women in bra & panties matches, they want feminism!
> you want hot women in bra and panties matches
> WWE wants an audience that isn't NEET white trash
>company is about to sign Adam Cole
How much more pussy can one man slay?
she this finna manlet's beard
>>2655237
That's simply not true! He is a known chick magnet and slays pussy constantly
>>2655246
Welcome to /asp/, Kenneth!!!!!