>retires undertaker
>puts braun on the shelf for 6 months
>buries finn
>wins universal championship
>becomes the next john cena
how fucked are you?
>>2653820
>how fucked are you?
I'm not the WWE, anon.
He looked fucking massive tonight. Finn makes the big dog look big
>>2653820
zero perfect fucked because I don't watch RAM
Get in here bros. How the fuck can we ever recover? Our girl can't compete with Kairi and Io
We can't. It's fucking over.
THIS IS AWESOME
>>2653653
FALSE FLAG
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ANTI-ASKUKAFAGS ABSOLUTELY SEETHING AT THE YELLOW FEVER OVERTAKING NXT
>Get married
>Taking wedding photos
>Goofing around
>New wife wants to do wrestling poses
>I suggest Miz and Maryse entrance
R8
>>2653330
cringe
>>2653330
finna cringe
pretty cool.
i wish i had a rasslin pose wife
45 MINUTES LEFT!!
I DON'T FELL ANYTHING AT THIS POINT
>>2653264
BBDWTFAS
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Hey Roman got his win back
>Asuka as Raw women's champion
>Io Shirai as Smackdown women's champion
>Kairi Hojo as NXT women's champion
That's what the women's division will look like this time next year. Why is Trips such a fucking WEEB?
>>2653001
Like Vince will give them the championships...
>implying based Charlotte isn't the face of the women's division for the foreseeable future
>>2653008
Wasn't it reported that Trips has been the one working with the main event women?
What went wrong?
Her parents meeting each other
>>2652453
Bliss just sucking the right cock. Thus she stole the spotlight from Sasha and Bayley.
>>2652522
Based Vince
So this Fatal Fiveway is going to suck right?
>WWE
yes it will
>too lazy to write angles for their main eventers
>fuckit put everyone in a five-way
>sips coffee
>>2652481
kek this
>2 hours 10 minutes left
END MY MISERY!!!
BASED MIZ
>JINDER VS AJ
First for based Miz
Is anyone here going to watch this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZqDO6cTYVY
>>2652376
They were stiff as fuck. I legit miss GLOW
But this just scream sjw + sex and city """"comedy""""
Bet only 10% is about wrestling
Cautiously optimistic
I mean, Alison Brie will be nude. In any case, it will not be worse than Total Divas.
Scott Hall collapsed during a WAW show
https://twitter.com/KevinHuckerby/status/864085470170447872
That sucks
I'm the dead guy
>>2652361
I gave tours at work to a ton of visiting 2nd graders, and after pro wrestling happened to come up, I learned that practically every one of those kids' favorite wrestler was Roman Reigns.
Why is Reigns so popular with kids?
>>2652217
>Superman Punch
>OOOAAAH
>Spear
>Beats up everyone
>>2652217
Because they're autistic little shits that don't know any better
When they're old enough to know what a dime is they'll turn on him but by then he'll be long gone, and they'll become the next generation of jaded pricks that we currently are.
Kids have no taste and more importantly they like everyone who wins all the time. The Warriors, Roman Reigns, John Cena ten years ago, Austin 17 years ago, New England Patriots, doesn't matter.
Literally never been less excited for a Raw.
Thats usually when they are good though. Please just be good.
Nigga, what are you doing with your life?
You don't need to watch this crap. Chances are if there is a big surprise, it'll just be the rock.
>>2652012
>Thats usually when they are good though. Please just be good.
That only happened in the past because they responded to bad ratings or buyrates. Now they are out of the PPV game and Triple H and Stephanie have worked Vince into ignoring ratings.
>>2652012
What is even going to happen this week? More filler?
Be honest. Have you ever anticipated a RAW less than you anticipate tonight's episode?
>>2651899
It's times like these why I watch wrestling. Just when you think it's boring, and nothing exciting is going to happen, BAM, something cool happens.
Vince is going to surprise us with something good tonight, cap this.
It's so bad I'm almost tempted to look up a young bucks video instead.
The issue is that when Ram has had it's ppv and SDL is building up to it's ppv or vice-versa the other show seems shit and just ticks over.
Not watching tonight, nothing is gonna happen .
In all seriousness, have any British aspies actually seen the man wrestle?
>>2651855
I did once. He sold out the biggest bingo hall in Brighton. I had just finished a 16 hour day of sweeping chimneys. I was on my way to the pub to drink some piss warm ale so that I wouldn't kill myself once I got home and laid eyes on my ugly British wife. Greatest day of my life it was!
>sold out Wembley in 30 minutes
>sold out MSG in 15 minutes
>sold out Camp Nou in 30 minutes
>sold out Michigan Stadium in fucking 6 minutes
literally the all-time goat
has thousands of mattresses in hundreds of warehouses stuffed with 100s
>>2651926
I heard it was Jimmy Ocean that short sold the British Pound and nearly collapsed the British stock market but George Soros took the blame for him.
> only one woman can save RAM now
>>2651719
imagine they announce her return and that Raw does a massive ratings
would obese smarks kill themselves for being wrong?
>>2651731
Stephanie is a proven, consistent, indisputable ratings bump so hopefully they do, it will and they do.