smAckdown gAmethreAd #3

1st for Alexa Bliss is best girl

>>2657051
Are they really going to waste JRs talents with some meme tournament?

A ver donde están mis /Smack/ hermanos?

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What I learned from that match; I want to be inside of Becky

RURU WHEN

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>only 35 mins left

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>>2657060
FPBP

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>>2657069

>>2657065
What I learn from that match is that I am jealous of Ellsworth for hanging out with women

who /dolph/ here

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>kike dentist commercial

>>2657065
I want Becky to be inside of me

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>>2657069

>>2657069
SmackDown is literally the only thing preventing me from killing myself.

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>>2657069

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>>2657051
Based Smack

>>2657077
If your teeth are that sensitive shouldn't you see a dentist?

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>>2657069

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>>2657070
>>2657060
Why can't she just be on both shows?

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>>2657065
m8, it took you long enough. I've wanted to be inside of Becky since the NXT days

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>>2657069
Dear god.

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>>2657069
Why,

I love you bros

>>2657087

It was a toothpaste commercial with a Jew shill

Still A show though

>>2657086
>Smackdownie
>not Smackchad

>>2657069
Papi que lindo es ser un /Smack/ hermano

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>>2657060
Eww no, doesn't even come close to the Queen, sorry not sorry

>tfw WWE is s till advertising Braun for Raw show in the area

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>>2657103
Forgot to update that. Thanks for pointing that out.

>>2657107
see
>>2657100

I really don't know what exactly Smackdown plan on doing to with the NEw Day

I enjoy Dolph's Anti-Smark gimmick

this dolph gimmick is shit

Kek

Based Adolf

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>>2657060
>imagine someone SAYING this
>and BELIEVING it

>>2657110
Me too.

Based package.

NAKAMEME DOLPH'D

New day confirmed racists. MWWEGA

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You have the opportunity to future endeavor 5 Smackdown wrestlers. Who do you choose? For me it's

>Baron Corbin
>Erick Rowan
>Jinder Mahal
>Luke Harper
>Sami Zayn

Dolph is cringe

ok JK
>footage not found
LEL

>its a nobody doesi t better than me episode

sigh


>this package

BASED

>>2657122
Greenville Raw?

>>2657127

This list is horrendous or bait

inb4 he pulls a Balor and gets injured during his very first WWE match

>>2657120
>>2657100

Dolph please

Who is this dollar store Charly?

>>2657129
Jackson house show.

>>2657127
Corbin's gimmick is weird loner shit but I like him in the ring

Shut up and drive your taxi

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>>2657100

>sami zayn calling himself dangerous

Based Lone Wolf

>>2657130
Remove Lou Carper and Big Breakfast Corbin and it's actually fine.

>>2657127
Baron Corbin
Sami Zayne
Kevin Owens
Randy Orton
Charlotte

>it's a Sami Zayn challenges the heavyweights episode

yawn

BASED BARON REMOVING KEBAB

>Corbin's gimmick is sneak attacks

>Corbyn's voice while trying to be intimidating

>Baby voice Corbin
This guy really could use a manager

I now have the mental image of Baron Corbyn and Samoa Joe watching interviews, hearing their name mentioned, then SPRINTING through the Colosseum to blindside the guy.

Reminder that Orton fucking hates being babyface

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>>2657112
>SmackDownies are actual, literal, unironic retards
Wow

Did the RUSEV segment happen already or is he the main event

>>2657127
I don't care if this is bait, I won't let you insult Harper you fucking ingrate

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>>2657135
Dasha Fuentes

>New Day
I wish they would keep bad comedy acts on RAM.

Burn in my light theme comeback when? This voices theme is pure shit

>>2657156
Fucks sake anon. Now I'm remembering all of their sneak attacks with that image in my mind and it's killing me.

>>2657127
>Erick Rowan
>Epico Colon
>Primo Colon
>Samir Singh
>Sunil Singh

>>2657156
Meanwhile Strowman is just attacking random interviews that never even mention him

>>2657164
Randy hates Burn in my light

>>2657162
>Saying this
>When gay cops are the best part of the show
New Day is just old, they need to update their gimmick.

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>>2657157

Smarks too

>>2657157
When did he say this

>>2657175
is this from when he was mocking Bubba Ray?

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>>2657127
>Baron Corbin
>Erick Rowan
>Jinder Mahal
>Luke Harper
>Sami Zayn
>Chad Gable
>Aiden English
>Colon's
>Mojo
>Singh bros
>Sin Cara
>Tye Dillinger
>Viktor
>Tamina
>Konnor
>Jason Jordan

Unironically

>>2657171
>new day and cops join forces.
>aj goes on a crusade to annihilate all that combined gay.

>>2657171
No they don't. They're over as fuck, why should they change anything?

BREAKING NEWS!!!

Eva Marie is no longer part of Total Divas.


F

>>2657157

I legit had no idea if he was supposed to be playing face this whole time.

BIG RED

>>2657180

No idea I saw it a few days ago and thought it was hilarious

>Rowan on Talking Smack
Errrr what

>>2657166
>>2657169
I don't care what Randy thinks. I care about me, the fan

>>2657184
Because for the last month, two months? before they vanished, their gimmick became "Use our overness to sell ice cream.

Shit's gay.

They should use downtime well and get new material.

>>2657187
F

>Rowan on Talking Smack

Interest peaked

>>2657182
>Zayn
>Corbin
>Mojo
>Gable
>Jordan
Why would you future endeavor the future of the company?

>>2657196
I've literally never heard his voice outside of in ring grunts and screams. Weird.

>Rowan on talking smack

interesting.

Why don't the Bollywood Boyz get blue eyes?

>>2657127
>Randetty
>Romanetty
>Jinder "Poo in the Loo" Mahal
>the ascension

>>2657187
I'm gonna miss her

Why the actual FUCK is the champ coming out first?

>>2657199

Have they seriously been playing the voices song for something like seven minutes? Must have driven the crowd nuts.

>TJP on the mic

How is Baron Corbin's hairline called

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>>2657160
this.

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This actually looks really cool

>>2657212
JUST

>>2657204
>>2657201
>>2657201
He doesn't talk, I bet $5 he just sits there in his sheep mask

>>2657212
Global Recession

>>2657212
Guillermo

That was a pretty neat exchange

>>2657213
people forget how good Lesnar's selling is.

when the guy wants to be looked as a wimp, he does it perfectly.

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>>2657187
Looks like I got to update this. Who do I replace her with?

Man, Corbin looks like total shit. Total shit. That hairline is fucking awful. He's practically bald.

Are they really wanting him to be the top heel? Why? What does Vince see in him? His height?

>>2657214
Jinder should wear blue contacts like Roman used to

>>2657184
Juvenile humour is a staple of RAM, the Hornswoggles and Santinos appeared on every show. Smackdown had a different tone but WWE will end up turning it into RAW Blue.

What kind of name is Birdy

>>2657222
Use a Glow Naomi
Also put Corbin strangling Kalisto right on the line please

>>2657222
Basedango

How hard will you mark out when based Snek does a dive outside the ring.

>>2657220

His selling of the the jackhammer at survivor series was fucking magnificent.

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>>2657222
Just replace Eva with this. It's better anyway

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>>2657214
>tfw to intelligent too use the toilet

>>2657223
It's a shame too, he's pretty okay in the ring. Certainly better than others who are getting pushed.

>>2657212
End of Days

>>2657222

Gay Cops

>>2657212
the lonely forehead

>>2657213
I'll admit that his character needs development post-Wyatt family but as a worker he's ridiculously underrated. The guy made me excited to watch a Randy Orton match ffs

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>>2657158

>>2657223
"Go back to ring of honor"

>>2657235
HOLY FUCKING YUM

>>2657230
I'll put it over Nikki.
>>2657231
Over American Alpha.
>>2657235
That'll do.

>>2657223
he's a good worker and not a cringefest on mic

I've heard Braun is very well spoken

>>2657220
>>2657233
when roman made that comeback during mania, and brock started staggering all over and grabbing at the ropes, i marked pretty hard

>>2657233
pretty much the whole match.

he made jewberg look like a machine

>>2657222
Lana

stop with the fucking food adverts I'm getting hungry

>>2657229

It's an old lady name. My grandma had a neighbor named Birdie.

I hate Daniel Bryan so much

>>2657254

The best part is that he could beat the fucking shit out of these people he's putting over so beautifully

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>>2657222

Lana of course.

>>2657259
Over Charles. After the leaks I want her off.

A ver /Smack/ hermanos, el show casi termina. vamos a calificar el show

7.5/10

>>2657264

When I saw her at WWE live and she called this shitty town a "pathetic little village" i nutted hard in my seat you feel me?

>>2657155
I lile Corbin's voice. It sounds like Seagal's voice. It's a great heel voice, he sounds like a douchebag

>>2657251
All these are great changes

>>2657258
if he's getting paid millions of dollars for his rare appearances, he better make it worth the price

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>>2657263
exactly.
even joe rogan (who hates wwe) says that brock is legit one of the most freak athletes he's ever seen.
>tfw the capatcha was a sign 20 mins from my home and i'm not a nyc/la fag

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>>2657264

>>2657272
too bad he's being built as a monster, rather than a douchebag

>>2657277

>thinks he recognizes a stop sign

Don't work yourself into a shoot, friendo

>>2657273
So lemme review what I'm going to do.

>Eva replaced with Lana
>Charles replaced with Bex
>American Alpha replaced with Gay Cops
>Nikki replaced with Naomi

I'll get that done before next /smack/.

>>2657282
invalid code

>>2657263
I like the story of Brock hitting people hard and expecting them to hit him back as hard as they can or he'll beat the shit out of them

>>2657286
if I may request a slight change: Naomi's booty instead of her face.
Thanks senpai

>Orton lands powerslam
>"The great ones make it look easy!"
This guy is why we lost Mauro.

The crowds into this

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>>2657286
You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar

Corbin champ when

>>2657286
Replace Zack with Harper

DIAMOND CUTTER OUTTA NOWHERE

>>2657282
What did he mean by this?

Is the RKO the best finisher in WWE?

>>2657292

like scott steiner but he isn't experiencing a stroke 24/7

Orton needs to dye his beard

>>2657286
You better not remove Charlotte motherfucker

Thank you for all that you do.

Holy shit Big Poppa Poo's back

>>2657302
Probably the most over
>IT ONLY TAKES ONE
vs
>FIVE SPEARS

BASED MAHARAJA TIME

Jinder looks like brown nightman

>>2657302
yeah, too bad ddp had to copy it and ruin it.

POO POO POO WORLD ORDER

>>2657296

I wanna hear that baritone leprechaun's sex moans

>>2657294
>Orton lands an elevated ddt
>"VINTAGE RANDY ORTON!"
also
>"RANDY'S GOING TO THAT PLACE!"

>>2657302

For me, it's the shatter machine

It's amazing that this ripped dude used to be a jobber along with Heath Slater

>>2657302
F5

What happened to RuRu? :(

>>2657293
Perfect, got to meme it up.
>>2657306
After those leaks I'm sorry, but /smack/ got to keep a good image.

>>2657311

kek

>>2657287
>>2657301
Somehow I dragged over the captcha from quick reply

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>The state of Jinder's nipples

Where is Rusev?

>>2657320

Injured

POO WORLD ORDER TAKING OVER

>>2657286
on the Non Smack side, put a picture of a banana.

>>2657127
>Jinder Mahal

He wants to future endeavor one of the most promising new stars

BASED BIG POPPA POO

>>2657317
He's a cruiserweight manlet. Neville is ripped too, but he isn't in the main event.

Time for NINJAS

>>2657317
The power of grabbing the brass ring

>>2657320
I'm sure they literally just forgot about him best case scenario he'll beat up Shane on talking smack

wow jinder lost most of his vascularity
roids confirmed?

also doesnt this set the precedent that you can have roids coming out of your gills as long as you arent currently signed with wwe?

He took a shower, got a clue, and had sex. You can do the same.

What type of poo is Jinder? Hindu, Mudshit or Bro Tier Sikh?

>bacne
>Gyno

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>>2657317
It's crazy dude. Thats why I want Jinder to win the Championship.

he hit the weights for sure
took a shower
and got a clue

I sadly think he might lose now though. He's won his last 3 matches, made to look strong over Orton.

I think RKO will sadly retain after overcoming the Bollywood Boyz interference

PLS GIV RUSEV

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>>2657317
>that moment when you realise that the least successful of the 3mb is drew mcintyre

>>2657335
Vince is just pandering to the poo audience

>>2657343
I wanted him to win the championship too.. but in the last few weeks I realized that he actually sucks

Team Alpha don't really look like alphas

>>2657347
damn...

>>2657347
Future NXT champion

>>2657340

Please respond and you'll be my new best friend

>>2657355
Sikh

>>2657286
make room for my man dolph maybe? :(

>open up the WWE app
>Still have the network
pretty sure I canceled it...

>>2657354
But he hasn't accomplished anything yet, he could suffer tomorrow a injury and never wrestle again

>>2657359

Absolutely bro tier

>Gran Metalik versus Dar
What the fuck

>Gran Metalik is still alive
YES! MI NEGRO!

>>2657347
2x Intercontinental Champion

at least, it's something

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>Miz is featured in two main events
>lowest RAW ratings for the year
>Miz is shuffled back to the midcard
>RAW ratings recover

Is Miz the ultimate anti-draw?

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>>2657332
Underrated.

>Dar pins Metalik
What?

>>2657384
This better not be fucking true; Miz is one of the best things happening in the WWE.

But then, I recall the same shit happening with Daniel Bryan. Normie fans are fucking idiots, pearls before goddam swine, I swear.

aw shit it's metalik

aw shit he got pinned.
the runner up of the cwc pinned by dar.

>>2657415
Don't get me wrong, I love the Miz. Just not as a main event contender.

He's a transitional champion at best and he does his best work as a heel.

The important thing about heels is that, barring exceptions like the nWo or Bullet Club, they're not supposed to be draws. They're instead there to make the actual draws go over.

Miz and other heels like him is like salt. Not something you'd consume alone but works best when you put it on food like fries or steak.

>>2657384
Post it in 6 more threads and two more OPs, Dean

>>2657384
If Miz is the heel then he's not the draw. Raw ratings are dropping not because of him but because the other draws are not doing their job.

Blame Deanetty, Finnetty, and Sethetty.

Y'know what is one problem with 205?

Because only title is contested at PPVs, its hard to tell when a match is actually supposed to be important.

Like, I get a PPV feel from this Kendrick/Tozawa street fight, like it might put a cap on their feud, but who the fuck knows? Its just on a normal episode.

Based Gulak

that knee looked noice

wtf angry Tony Hawk just killed dat muslim.

That run in into the post.

>>2657458
Yeah, that shit looked pretty stiff.

Kek Swann

to be honest 205 live has good storylines and well developed characters.

why is 205 a comedy show?

this has actually been good so far. I don't usually watch 205 am i missing out?

based pinoy evil dab man

>>2657481
consistent good matches.

storylines are not too ambitious, but get you hooked

gimmicks are well defined

>Even Perkin's on-screen name just says "TJP"
The announcer says it wrong, tho.

Aries' knee is going to fall off his leg.

Renee looks fucking awful tonight, that hair doesn't fits her

>Smug Jinder
Damn

POO WORLD ORDER

Has Jinder's voice been gone these past couple weeks?

Erick what are you doing

Holy

muh fuckin sides

Erick molests sheeps?

what the fuck??

>Erick just wants a family

>>2657532
I have no idea whether this is awful or wonderful, but I'm inclined to say its amazing.

Renee is legit scared

So wait, they just announced a rivalry match for backlash on the Talking Smack AFTER the go-home show? Wtf?

I mean, that segment was pretty great, but that's literally ALL the build they're doing?

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>>2657629

>Bex is the best talker at the table
What is this episode of Twilight Zone

>>2657629
It's a feud that makes natural sense and everyone can see coming, so they probably wants it over with and go back to building Rowan and Haroer

Where's Rusev?

>>2657384
He's the purest heel WWE has, which means like the pure heel that he is, he just doesn't draw. nWo/Four Horsemen/Bullet Club he ain't.