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>>2658866
Asuka whooped her ass and pinned her. Nia was so shook she fucked off to the main roster and started jobbing to horsa

so how many times do you think op faps to asuka a day?

>>2658886
Gooka sucked Haitch's dick better you mean. Can't expect Nia to be able to compete with such an experienced whore

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What did he mean by this?

CHINKED

>>2658795
>He doesn't know about Shane "Yellow Fever" Thorne.

>>2658789
Wrestlers get more worked by each other than the fans do. The state of wrestling.

PS: After this show, Will went back to his 9-5 job to pay his rent

I REMEMBER *AHEM* WHEN THE MARKS USED TO PAY TO SEE THE SHOW NOT PERFORM IN THE RING. BACK IN THE TERRITORY DAYS THESE IDIOTS WOULD HAVE NEVER GOTTEN TO LACE UP THEIR BOOTS IN SMOKEY MOUNTAIN LET ALONE GET ANYWHERE NEAR REAL MEN. *sips sprite*

>>2658807
I think its just a big Fuck You
But the best thing he could have done is actually hit the RKO, and have Marty kick out even before the 1 count

>>2658510
Jinder is the king of stiff style. Those knees and elbows looked unsafe as fuck.

That shit was nowhere enar 4 stars lmao

>>2658514
Yeah, anybody who wrestles with him is under threat for a long term injury. Finn is lucky the concussion wasn't worse.

Why are you spamming so many CM Cuck threads?

>>2658442

Stop spamming the forum, Phil!

>>2658447
It has to do with him being on MTV Tonight

>>2658419
where da ass where da ass where da ass at

>>2658419
Its a Trap!

>>2658419
Call 911, someone stole her ass!

>>2658281
My boy Dragon Lee got this

Taka Michinoku putting on his signature Kaientai gear and not that Suzuki Gun jobber gear

>>2658281
why is this thread so dead?

Wait you actually think Triple H or Flair were the drawing factor of evolution?

>>2658268
He's basically the old-school Roman. Only got in because of a family member, and got a mega push. Most of his big fights were against 'legends' and part-timers. Held plenty of championships. But never really captivated anyone, and is only good as a foil to another wrestler.

I think it's because he's a well known name, and he has nothing left to prove. Even if he's not the best in the ring or on the mic, he's still in a position where you can always believe that he's a main-eventer.

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>>2658268
It's probably because he has the look and is a third generation wrestler. It helps when Vince and Trips are madly in love with you, he probably reminds them of Shawn.

>>2658196
Punk is so fucked. Imagine him on his death bed. How many things he will regret trying. How he will regret not marrying an attractive and normal woman. How stupid he will feel over his arrogant posturing and holier than thou attitude.

>>2658200
Get help lad.

>>2658200
You actually typed that..

>>2658193
It's amazing how one man and his ego has been able to rally so many obese losers to his sanctimonious flag.

>>2658195
The obese losers are the ones who take time out everyday to talk crap about him and obsess over his daily activity and career/endeavors

>>2658198
You sound fat.

Wee L C

It was MOTN

>>2658099
Why is he so short?

>>2658099
Hey WeeMan!

So Paige has daddy issues? What did he do to her? How did he raise her? These are the things I think about.

>>2658091
Some people say that Jimmy Ocean is Paige's real father. It was Jimmy that got Ricky involved in wrestling and it was Jimmy that introduced him to Sweet Saraya.

>>2658098
This is probably true. It's well known that Jimmy Ocean's seed is so strong, Michael Jackson paid him to father his kids.

>>2657724
Theyre still going to get a good contract because they still draw big ratings comparatively to other shows.

>>2657724
What you are witnessing is the inexorable death of old media. WWE has a parachute in the form of its online streaming network.

WWE is too big to fail

I mean if you have to have Jinder Mahal pin AJ Styles, that's the way to do it.

But you don't need to have Jinder Mahal pin AJ Styles.

You don't need to do any of this at all.

>>2657687
your first mistake was watching an E show to begin with

>>2657687
FUCKING BASED

hopefully fired

Does he get the Bollywood boys to pop all the pimples on his back?

>>2657562
Yeah, he'll probably do the NXT Baron Corbin thing of "I'm shit so I'm gonna get heat by getting in the way of people who aren't shit" with Sami.