Interrrrrnet darrrrrling

>>2658193
It's amazing how one man and his ego has been able to rally so many obese losers to his sanctimonious flag.

>>2658195
The obese losers are the ones who take time out everyday to talk crap about him and obsess over his daily activity and career/endeavors

>>2658198
You sound fat.

>>2658198
Hi Phil! No having a laugh at your expense doesn't make anyone a loser

>>2658193
Hey Phil, what's it like being chained to a high maintenance, bipolar woman that looks like a boy?

>>2658202
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>>2658204
Kek just proving >>2658198 his point ya fucking marks

>>2658195
>still this mad for 3+ years

Remember that one time in 2011 where Cringe M Punk was actually cool? For like, a month, and then it became painfully obvious the empires had no clothes?

There is nothing more pathetic than people who cling to that lightning in a bottle moment that briefly happened 6 years ago that was a fluke and will never happen again.

Cringe M Punk is for beta numales.

>>2658214
>the empires had no clothes

>>2658220
Empanadas. You know what I fucking meant.

>>2658224
What the FUCK. Try again, this time in American, or I'm tweeting Trump about this.

You sound like a really bitter faggot who probably loved Punk and is angry about him walking out on HIS OWN TERMS giving a fuck about you. Abandonment issues?

Based phil buried Haitch and the kliq so badly Haitch had to bring out the shovel.

Good on Punk for quitting rather than giving HGH a match at mania.

CM GOD CM GOD

I marked out when he said that

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>/asp/ still sucking off their god like clockwork

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>>2658878
hmm...

>>2658204
Hey Virgin

Why is this board so obsessed with CM Punk? It's been 3 years since he left and people here are still keeping track of everything he does and everything he posts on social media

What did Punk do today to work all the obese smarks on /asp/? Too many threads about punk.

>>2658884
Maybe it's that one guy who roleplays as tripfags all day, posts social media all day and watches every wrestling promotion out there and spends all his time here

>>2658897
Existed. I think the show he is appearing on is debuting tonight

>>2658897
He's appearing on MTV in a few hours

>>2658897
It's the WWE marks that are eternally butthurt that Punk walked out on their beloved company

>>2658902
I hate him so much that I'm gonna watch his show

>>2658193
Reverse Miz