>こんにちは。あなたの名誉を守るために準備してください。そうしないと、私はあなたを殺します。ども ありがと.
>What do you do?
>>2795187
>HOLY SHIT, SHIGERU MIYAMOTO
get on my knees and start praising the greatest of all time
>>2795187
throw away my umbrella and
>feel the rain on my skin
Yes sir, we promised you a great main event here tonight.
WRUSLEMANIA
FAT ASSES
ANDRE THE GIANT
>WWE 2K18 coming out for current-gen consoles only
>If it ends up sucking balls, there will be no last-gen version to use as a scapegoat
Who will 2K babbies lay the blame on then?
Almost nobody blames the last gen. They know it's because the engine is shit, the developer is incompetent and WWE forces them to rush out a half finished product.
That's odd - every other board I go to end up blaming the last-gen version for taking up development time that could have been used elsewhere.
WWE needs to release an arcade style wrestling game with goofy shit. Switch it up a bit. I haven't enjoyed a wrestling game since Smackdown vs Raw 2007
It feels like everyone in the promotion is a heel and when people start to get over as a face they turn them heel.
Hendry, coffey, travis and ligero were all over as faces and got turned heel.
Gracie turned heel for no real reason
even the fucking ring announcer turned heel at the last event they put on.
The only distinctive faces that are permanent features are
ameen & kid
moss & slater
kirby
rampage
With everyone else behaving as tweeners or straight up heels. It makes me less invested in any storylines they put on because it seems they can't go for a single show without turning someone heel.
Quit posting shit like this. /asp/ is a WWE board. sage
>>2795103
Wait you actually have to watch it, to know all that, don't you?
Blame the faggot who writes that shit. For all the shit he gives WWE creative, he's just as bad.
Ladies and gentleman, My name is Lavar Ball. I would like you to introduce my son. The Beast The Conquerer, The Undisputed Big baller Who Ended D Angelo Russell's career. The New face of the NBA AND THE LAKERS LONZZOOOO BALLLL
>small dick ballers btfo'd
>>2795082
Based
who dis nigga jew?
IIT : Wrestlers who are by all accounts good people and will never ruin their image in the future with revelations of backstage politics, bullying, murder, or any of the crap that many superstars have pulled.
>Cheating on his cancer wife
>Frustrated that his cancer wife wouldn't make him sandwiches
>>2795071
Haven't heard anything bad about Dwayne.
>>2795071
Literally seen footage of his daughter taking dick
Also he cucked JoMo which isn't very nice
the giant or big show?
Big Nasty Paul Wright
The giant. He was green but he could fucking do moonsaults and missile dropkicks with ease
He had like 1 match in his history before being ultrapushed to the main event too, with hogan, so he kinda has an excuse for being shit
Big show looks like it hurts to walk. I can't enjoy any of his new segments because of it
>>2795016
/inb4 "did they?"
>>2795016
>shades of gold and america on his pants
based cody repping his dad and his faggot brother
>>2795016
>no ones works harder
It's time to stop this shit.
>>2795011
Wow
>>2795011
Okadetty is jobbing to based CAWdy, who will then take both indie shitter belts back to the E and dump em in the trash while wearing his Stardust makeup and attire.
>The state of outlaw wrestling
>>2795009
Deal with it smarks!
>>2795009
Cody Rhodes is a pedo
He'll go over Brock next year
>MFW CAWdy wins the IWGP championship
>>2794995
Would they let him combine the belts?
So do you guys call him CAWdy because he looks like a create a wrestler?
>>2795001
oh wow, you're so smart anon, i can't believe you figured that out by yourself
I fucking love the way Stone Cold passes people when he enters the ring; with that cold stare, the aggressive posture, how he just expects the people to get out of his way or be run over. He's very much like a shark circling before a kill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN25PJbsgFg
"Mike Tyson is standing in Stone Colds ring"
If this were today, Tyson would kick the crap out of Austin and Michael Cole would call Austin a geek.
>>2794894
Of course, faces are all stupid wimps who don't deserve to be cheered.
>>2794894
>When you step into their field, you have to let them be kings in their field. Gorilla Monsoon slammed Muhammad Ali. Andre The Giant kicked Chuck Wepner's butt, right? So don't bring guys into their field and make them look bad on their own mat. I don't like that. From a fan's perspective, I didn't like that - Mike Tyson
Based
Does comedy have any place in the main event? Would you prefer having comedy in the lower card/mid card?
I really enjoyed JeriKO, despite the constant Seth/Reigns matches. Thoughts on comedy's place in wrestling
>>2794813
I personally think that if the wrestler in question can deliver the joke woth good timing and poise, then by all means jave the comedy. The Rock had some truly funny shit back in the day, as did Angle. What bothers me is when a wrestler gets a decent reaction from a joke and WWE tries to make it their thing, like when Kane was teamed with RVD and all of their shit was comedy tier. It made it really hard to buy Kane as a monster again when they unmasked him.
>>2794823
I shouldn't post when I'm on norco.. Sorry for the spelling errors.
>>2794813
Comedy belongs with jobbers exclusively
*kills wrestling*
>>2794795
BOOOOOOOOO
WHY DOES HE SUCK SO MUCH
BOOOOOOOOOOO
ROMAN SUCKS
>>2794842
All 3 of them can die in a fire for all i care
>>2794844
this
ITT: Wrestlers that are James Dean cool and John Wayne tough.
>>2794730
>>2794730
>>2794817
I hate looking at his weird gangly body. Him and Gaseous Ohno are just the worst wrestlers to watch. I mean, I'm no fag, but you just can't deny that a toned physique is just easier to look at. I don't want to see cottage cheese thighs or a sheet of cardboard with matches for limbs.