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are the street profits going to save wrestling?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwfkfO3LCW8

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>no reports on who Breezangos opponents will be
>didnt report Jordan as Angles son
> constantly changing the report on why Talking Smack was cancelled

We all know he's full of shit. the question is why is he still fooling reddit?

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Name something that was bad about this gimmick

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>Watch Dragon Gates biggest event of the year, Kobe World Festival 2017, airing tonight at 11:00pm PST - 2:00am EST

>Where to watch
http://live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv302594591

Well folks, We had Tozawa jumping ship to have wild nights with Uhaa, we had a ton of injuries at the start of 2017 and a lot of things going right more than balanced out by things going wrong. But what hasn't changed is tradition, as once a year Dragon Gate rolls into Kobe for their biggest show of the year, Kobe Pro Wrestling Festival. This is the 19th annual edition of the World show, which has become a yearly tradition ever since Toryumon Japan decided to run the arena on regular tours. As is also a tradition, Kobe is absolutely plastered with advertisements for this show, there have been weekend celebrations both at the Dragon Gate Arena and Kobe Portopia hotel, and a bunch of catladies have spent sizable amounts of money to come from out of town just to watch this show. It's looking like Kobe World will be sold out yet again, even with the arbitrary attendance markup that DG puts on their shows.

TONIGHT'S CARD

>0. Draztick Boy vs a jobber
>1. Kaito Ishida, Shun Skywalker, Hyou Watanabe, Yuki Yoshioka vs Masaaki Mochizuki, Don Fujii, Jimmy Kanda, Jimmy K-ness J.K.S
>2. OPEN THE TRIANGLE GATE TOURNAMENT FIRST ROUND MATCH: Gamma, Eita, Takehiro Yamamura vs Kotoka, Big R Shimizu, Ben-K
>3. OPEN THE TRIANGLE GATE TOURNAMENT FIRST ROUND MATCH: BxB Hulk, Kzy, Yosuke Santa Maria vs Genki Horiguchi H.A.Gee.Mee!!, Jimmy Susumu, Ryo "Jimmy" Saito
>4. OPEN THE BRAVE GATE CHAMPIONSHIP: Jimmy Kagetora (c) vs Flamita
>5. OPEN THE TRIANGLE GATE TOURNAMENT SEMIFINALS: Winner of match 2 vs Winner of match 3
>6. OPEN THE TRIANGLE GATE CHAMPIONSHIP: Shingo Takagi, Takashi Yoshida, El Lindaman (c) vs Winners of match 5
>7. OPEN THE TWIN GATE CHAMPIONSHIP: CIMA, Dragon Kid (c) vs Naruki Doi, Masato Yoshino
>8. OPEN THE DREAM GATE CHAMPIONSHIP: YAMATO (c) vs T-Hawk

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>tfw you only got 2 world title reigns that accumulated to exactly 30 days

>tfw you were the Jannetty to a slightly worse version of yourself

>tfw WWE doesn't even have the respect to tell you that you are retired and instead just leave you floundering until you realize it yourself.

>tfw the peeps were basically told to go fuck themselves by Vincent Kennedy Mcdickchugger

And after all this Christian is still loyal to the E. Meanwhile Phil complained about how he was treated, even though it was much better than what Christian had. Christian is content and surprisingly not bitter. At least not publicly. Doesn't even go back to TNA or go to NJPW. It's astonishing how loyal he is. Based Captain.

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Let's rank these 5 assholes:

1) Gaitch. Most longeve in the ring, most successful per title won, is going to run the company eventually.
2) HBGay: was a flop as top guy, but at least spent his second run putting over people in quality matches
3) Scott Hall: first NWO guy, made history, never got a chance to be champ though, quality wrestler, talker and gimmick nonetheless
4) Kevin Nash: flop as champ, but at least made millions and was a top guy during the peak era. He sucked though
5) Xpac: lol.

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Tell me this Why do people continue to search?
For an endless painful dream of tommorow

Only gazing at the stars on a sad night
You wanted to make sure I kissed you

You've continued to chase it the whole time
When will you seize your dream?
Although nobody knows...

Nothing can change your indisposable feelings
Oh in the storm, while facing it
like a bird about to flap its wings in the light, just be the wind!

How many more miles is there to reach the goal?
For the fight, you're giving it all but you want to
stay alive and feel something
One of these days, tommorow will never become dim with your tears

I don't just want an answer and it's fine as long as you have a dream
Oh in the storm, while facing it like a bird about
to flap its wings in the light, just flap your wings away

I have to be a lonely warrior oh
I have to be a lonely warrior tonight

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LOL

DX remains a bigger draw than nWo.

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What woman would be the funnest to fuck doggy style? And what two women would make the best threesome? I think Alexa Bliss and AJ Lee

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Post the best wrestling quotes of all time
>"Great finish, kid......I can't wait to kick out of it"

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GOAT

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HOLY FUCKING YUM

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>there will never be a GOAT midcard like the Smackdown Six ever again

baka desu senpai

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GOAT