Post the best wrestling quotes of all time
>"Great finish, kid......I can't wait to kick out of it"
>>2907847
>You're not going to wear that to the ring, are you?
"I would rather hurt a man...than love a woman."-Mick Foley
>WHEN YOURE IN THE HOSPITAL SCREAMING IN PAIN, YOURE WIFE IS GONNA BE ON HER BAACK SCREAMING MY NAME
>>2907878
IM BIG POPPA PUMP AND IM UNSTOPPABUGH
>Goodnight HULKAMANIACS and jabronie marks without a life that don't know it a work when you work a work and work yourself into a shoot,marks
"AHH ITS NOT HOT"
>beat that niggas ass, beat that nigga ass
>"Just when they think they have the answers, I change the questions."
>>2907878
HE'S FAT, I'LL MAKE HIM BLEED
>>2907878
>CAUSE ALL MY FREAKS KNOW, I'M HUNG LIKE HOLMES
>"That's not gonna work for me, brother"
>“My physical address is 130 Green Meadow Lane, Fayetteville, Georgia.”
>>2908142
>>2908142
>"The dogs are in the enclosed pool area."
>BUT YOU KNOW THAT I KNOW THAT YOU ARE HALF THE MAN THAT I AM.... AND YOU HAVE HAPF THE BRAIN THAT I DO.
For the record Psycho Sid is one of the most underrated guys of all time.
Am I fucking going over?
>>2908689
>AND I HAVE HALF THE BRAIN THAT YOU DO
Fixed that for you, chap
>>2908704
Thanks man. It's hard to type as a mobole poster.
"Chavo, I think im having a heart attack"
>>2908697
>"I'm a lot of things bi, but bilingual isn't one of them"
what did he mean by this
>>2908723
Sounds like he was reflexively shooting the shit, since DX was just winging it. Judging by other wrestlers, homoerotic humor is pretty commonplace.
>>2908712
No it's not.
>>2908722
KEK! good one!
>>2907906
BASED
>>2907906
GOAT
>>2907933
Instant classic
>>2908142
Kek
>>2908712
>be a retard
>blame it on mobile posting
Benoit yourself
>>2908722
Kek
Did he?
>>2909815
Wow, rude. I'm over here contributing to the thread and you want to throw some shade like that? You're a jerk bud.