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>>2903746
> WWMEME
> Mobile game

yes, /asp/ plays this game

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>>2903746
Of course not, I play the far superior mobile game.

>>2903746
Cringe, i rather play pokemon go or naruto/dragonball mobile than wwe mobile.

>buried over 6.000 up and coming stars
>never drew a dime

>Used "enhancing supplements" 6.000 times in the span of his career
>Never power-slammed the big show
>Never drew a dime

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>Sold millions of Austin 3:16 shirts
>Never drew a dime

>>2903562
A "literally who" quits a "literally what".

>>2903562
Paige on BLACKED.com FUCKING WHEN??????

>>2903562
Out of all the JUST things to have happened to this guy over the last year, this is one of the least JUST.

>>2903533
He writes 50000 words of fake news every week, how does he have time to workout?

>>2903652
he's juiced up m8

>>2903652
Yeah its weird, i mean he doesn't even jerk off anymore, he has people on the internet do it for him.

*fart sounds*

REEEEEEE GET HIM OUT OF THIS FEUD WITH ORTON IT'S KILLING HIM

as a side note, do you reckon he could come out on an elephant at Wrestlemania?

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>>2903519
>he thinks jinder will hold title till mania

>>2903379
The mop was trying to get Saturn over.

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Gets a mannequin's head over

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*gets a gigantic pencil over*

Big e

>>2903353
>Becky and Sasha

??

>>2903353
Nia because even Xavier has standards

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most important member

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>>2903282

Do I see an LIJ thread??

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>>2903306
You need to relax, amigo

~tranquilo~

>>2903274
I have my pride

Why the fuck would I want to work for WWE?

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Because I look like Oney Lorcan and they already have 3 oney looking motherfuckers

Those internet CDs poor people would take for free at Walmart.

>>2903041
Jewish bankers and I am not even meme'ing

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The ice age

>>2902955
because WWE isnt as popular as it used to be. just more profitable

>>2902981

Profit isnt revenue dumbnuts

>>2902981
they made 7 million profit in one quarter last year even though they have cut expenses everywhere possible

Back in 2000-2001 Vince could spend hundreds of millions on WWF New York and XFL and still make a bigger profit

that's pathetic Vince should commit suicide

I need more booze.

>>2902802
"Do I really look like Kurt Angle?"

>>2902802
Just kill me now

>>2902792
cus of muh workrate

Because they have been targeting the American sports entertainment market. Why the fuck do you think they have EVIL being Undertaker-lite and Sanada using Stone Cold Steve Austin ripoff gear?

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>>2902792
>If New Japan is all about realism, why do they allow the Young Bucks onto their show with their lol so meta faggotry that exposes the business?
because they draw dimes

nxt was a fucking mistake

That JJ Williams guy legit looks like an Oblivion character.

>>2902742
Don't ever talk to me or my wife's son again