Weird gear/color choices.
Stuff that doesn't look right on a wrestler due to being ugly or breaking tradition.
Shawn's dyke cut and shit-brown pants at Survivor Series '02
tanahashi in blue is weird
Ryback for G1 Climax 28
>>2911132
Why are Americans so weak when Jap manlets can just do big movez without even trying?
>>2911134
this, here is a 5'8" guy lifting a guy only 15-20 lbs smaller than albert/bernard/a train/tensai
>>2911132
Ryan can't wrestle for more than 20 minutes tho, he would literally die in a NJPW ring.
Why does nobody just pull out a knife, pistol, or taser during a no dq match?
>>2911097
Assault with a pistol or knife is still probably illegal.
I can see a tazer being fair game though.
The thing I'm confused by is interference always happens in the end. Why not just walk out to the ring and instantly have your crew jump them...why only at the end? It's no dq the whole time.
Didn't Kurt shoot Big Show with tranquilizers once?
What's his gimmick??
headhunter
>>2911069
Okadas bodyguard
>>2911069
Japanese Ziggler.
The Rockhas convinced Alexandra Daddario to wrestle one match but it solely depends on how the story. Could be a single, tag or mixed tag.
How do you book it?
i don't because i'm not a booker and fantasy booking threads are wew/reddit tier cancer. go back.
vs Kate Upton
stipulation: only breasts may be used - possibly tie both girls arms behind their back to make sure
>>2911059
Bra and panties against Dana Brooke
What the FUCK were they thinking?
gave him the belt he worked for
fed him to a part timer
now he doesnt give a fuck and is just collecting a paycheck
this is 100% vinces fault
>>2910932
trying to see how low the ratings would go with him and to show the neckbeard smarks deanetty was shit.
Fucking cringe.
based simon btfo plumpy and taking over his channel
>paying for 4chan
>>2910883
literally worked
e-drones will defend this
One of the greatest dime drawers of all time and one of the biggest youtubers coming together to create a fun sketch? Yeah, I'll defend it.
>>2910880
Oh man, you made me remember CRINGE. And the even CRINGIER movie with him Jhon was in. Oh man, the CRINGE.
Can you imagine how bad /asp/ would shit on this today?
>>2910880
>more cultural relevance in this moment than New Japan has had in its entire existence
>Ahmed talks about how shortly after he won the belt, someone wrote on his rent-a-car "Congratulations Nigger" and says that a fan told him that he saw Steve Austin write that. Ahmed doesnt know if that was the case or not but never cared for Austin and said that he got a vibe that he was racist but never witnessed any behavior like that from him. He also read about his ex-wife Debra saying that Austin would not let her watch black people on TV and that he was a racist person. Ahmed said if he ever heard him say the "N" word, he would beat his ass.
wtf i love austinetty now
Based Austin working the negro into a rope day
>ahmed johnson hates the rock and austin
>likes triple H
based ahmed
early 2000's Gracie hunter Kazushi Sakuraba, or Conor McGregor?
the fans
>>2910740
Sakuraba easily.
Also source on that Saku pic please.
>>2910740
The one without shitty tattoos.
Who's ready for new Mickie nudes?
>pregnant mickie
MUH DICK
>>2910681
MOMMY
>>2910681
>Mickie
Reeeeeeeeeeee why not target someone who's relevant, young, and currently attractive
I wish I had a friend
https://twitter.com/NiaJaxWWE/status/888961687277187072
>>2910645
Nia's face>Lexi's rat face
they're more than just "friends" ya know. It gets lonely on the road + Nia is obviously a dyke and Alexa is naive/vulnerable enough to get seduced easily even though she's straight
>>2910668
>Nia is obviously a dyke
Yeah right, right, she wasn't banging that soccer guy who got released this year.
>title has "heavyweight" in the name
>there aren't any weight classes in the promotion
>people of any size can win it
It was never an issue until Shawn gulped down Vince's sticky hot cum and got the belt in the 90s. There were know bantamweight title holders before then. HBK opened the doors to a world of vanilla midgets holding the championship belt.
>>2910448
Midgets ruined wwe, first shawn, then Bryan and now finn
>>2910448
Savage, Bret, Shawn and Ric were pretty much the same size.
How accurate is this image?
>>2910294
WWF Fan is the Iron Pill.
>>2910294
What about Lucha fans?
>>2910352
Lucha isn't the latest fad. The current thing is real NJPW fans versus Hot Topic Nu Japan fags.
I'll start with the easy one
>Both carried the company on their shoulders in the mid to late 2000s
>Both older now and getting passed up by the younger guys
>Both have godlike healing powers
>>2910218
dang he looked pretty cool back then desu
>Both got mega pushes rejected by the fans
Granted, that's where it ends. If Roman had turned heel after WM31 and went babyface a few years later, he'd probably be mega over like Naito now.
Ishii & Cesaro
>Both absolute workhorses
>Always recognised as fantastic
>Never actually get any real recognition.
>Forever stuck in the midcard