Woo to pay respects
>>3001781
WOOOO CRISPY
>>3001782
woo tangy
>>3001789
WOOOO HONEY mustard barbeque
>I only watch the WWE brand of prowrestling, on my Television , and barely think about it once the show is over and am not aware of other wrestling brands
t.Alpha Chads
>you know wrestling is fake
t. Alpha Chads
>you know internet is not everything
t. Alpha Chads
>>3001688
>I only post bait to instigate flame wars on a chinese supercartoon forum.
t. out of school summerfags
How does Smackdown ever recover?
>WWE Title Match: Jinder Mahal (c) vs Shinsuke Nakamura
this happens a lot in wrestling lately but if you told me this match was happening six months ago I would not have believed it.
Jinder sure is doing great as WWE Champion.
>>3001491
Had Fastlane happened six months ago? When Jinder had a competitive match with Cesaro, if you'd told me after that he'd be WWE Champion in three months, I'd laughed, then I'd have felt a pit open up in my stomach as I realized it was happening.
what is asps opinion of ken shamrock?
Sucked at wrestling. Glad him and his brother helped MMA become popular.
Liked him in WWE, hated him in UFC.
>>3001480
based, should have been better utilized
The WWE version of DBry was his worst
The WWE version of CM Punk was his worst
The WWE version of Goldberg was his worst
The WWE version of Scott Steiner was his worst
The WWE version of Booker T was his worst
The WWE version of Kevin Nash was his worst, legitimately worse than TNA Kev
The WWE version of Mistico was his worst
What went wrong?
They don't have to try anymore since they have made it to the big leagues.
>The WWE version of CM Punk was his worst
What's UFC Phil?
>>3001407
A draw, no lie
>works the marks
>works the smarks
>only wrestler with his own chant in NJPW
>lives Dave Meltzer's head rent free
>Boys with Minoru Suzuki
Is he /ourguy/?
>>3001339
He's a good heel. He gets good heat. Smarks always say it's "X-Pac or go home heat" but I don't see this at all. Why do they get so worked?
>>3001339
Dam I didn't know he was friends with the owner of Suzuki.
It took him interrupting a match for the umpteenth time and me rage quitting a match the whole show to realise that he was working me. Respected him ever since.
>GFW has concluded its internal consideration of the events surrounding the suspension of Alberto El Patron. While it is apparent that initial reports unfairly characterized El Patron’s involvement in the incident in the Orlando airport, we are nonetheless disappointed with the manor in which he dealt with this situation; we expect more decorum from all on the GFW roster, especially the World Champion.
>We have communicated with El Patron our decision to strip him of his championship title. No decision has been taken as to the date on which he will be reinstated to the roster, the conditions of which are a private matter between the company and El Patron.
http://impactwrestling.com/alberto-el-patron-indefinite-suspension-update-2/
Most people have to make an effort to get as JUST as Cuckberto, but he just keeps getting increasingly JUST.
>...disappointed with the manor in which he dealt with this situation
>manor
>>3001225
>manor
>>3001232
I take no responsibility for GFW's shit spelling
Who win?
Iowinslol
Mandywinslol
Iowinslol
fuck me I guess
Can Io save women's wrestling? The NJPW/ROH/Stardom alliance presents a great opportunity for women's wrestling outside of WWE.
Could anyone work the hulkster into a shoot?
>>3000912
A short nigger that doesn't play basketball
>>3000920
That was terry bolea who got worked
>>3000912
I'm sure Ultimate Warrior did, and we already know niggers did, but the hulkster would've never shoot hard on Warrior or niggers in public, but behind closed doors he was probably mad as fuck
>three 5 star matches in the Bella family
>none are Bryan's
Really makes me ding-dong diddly think...
>three 5 star matches in the Bella family
>none are Bryan's
Really makes me ding-dong diddly think...
Daniel Cryan is a smelly dirty manlet with a small penis and psycho controlling, depressive attitude irl
>>3000892
You think Big Johnny and BMJ take turns with Brie while Bryan cries in the corner?
what are some things that would make you (yes you), Mark the absolute fuck out?
>Hull Kogan return for one night to beat Jinder Mahal, American style.
Yelissa nudes leaking
The Hulkster going over Steve Austin clean at the Silverdome, brother.
New Jack being in the Royal Rumble
That lustful look on Renee's face. You just know she wants to be punished by the modern day Maharaja.
Jeezuz she looks like she's creamed her panties.
That's not lust. That is look of "I am interested in what you have to say and I will nod when I will agree with what you say". That is basic look you get when you talk to people. I know you usually don't talk to anyone so you don't know how that looks, but yeah, that's that.
>>3000256
t. virgin who never talked to anyone in his entire life
So, Nakamura, who hasn't even been on the main roster for a year, is getting a shot at Jinder's title. I like Nakamura, but I feel that people should put in more than a year of work before getting a the world heavyweight belt. . . except Jinder deserves it even less, as it's just a ploy to get india viewers, so it's a no win situation.
Not only that, but the universal title is being handled very poorly. Lesnar shouldn't have the title if he isn't on at least one every two weeks, but if he loses the winner doesn't get a big push from him cause its a 4way. Another no win situation, either lesnar leaves without giving someone a good push in a 1 on 1, or we keep a champ who doesn't show up even once a month.
Fuck summerslam. I wish Braun just "injured" joe and reigns, then did a 1 on 1 with lesnar and takes the title.
agreed, both title matches are predictable, jinder will win off another khali interference and roman will win by pinning braun after an F-5 from brock
>>3000217
Why the fuck is everyone saying Roman will win?
Roman loses most of his PPVs.
They're saving his title win for wrestlemania.
>Nakamura was not involved with NJPW main title since 2009.
I hope he doesn't win
Does he deserve to be in WWE hall of fame?
>>2999924
Not really but he'll eventually get in along with a lot of other perpetual mid-carders we grew up with. Personally I want to see D'Lo Brown get in.
Yeah for. Banging prime Stacy
>>3000014
But he paralyzed droz tho
/asp/ cut a promo
Now listen here ya lil nigger
HOHOHO, ZE FOOLEESH AMEREEGANS! IN MY COUNTRY...
I'm with her