My girl friend and I were standing and talking together in my apartment when I saw a shadow person out of the corner of my eye. But when I look at it directly I couldn't see it. I didn't mention it to my girl friend at the time I saw it until the next day. She said she saw it as well. Later that week she was alone in the apartment and she fell asleep on the couch when something yelled in her ear " HEY!'' She woke up startled but there was no one there.
>>17708199
the shadow people like to watch me masturbate
I was trying to fall sleep, staring straight up at my ceiling. Out of the corner of my eye I see some long lanky legs stretch out of my closet, followed by a pair of arms that pulled the rest of this son of a bitch out of the closet. It stands straight up, I abruptly turn to look at this thing and it immediately turns to look right back and just fades into nothing. I was 15, never done a drug at that point. A few days/weeks before that I was staring up at my ceiling doing some deep breathing exercises and the room/my body started to vibrate. Was pretty intense, I felt like I was about to leave my body or some shit. Got real scared, somehow stopped the vibrations.
I don't do those breathing exercises anymore. Used to do them before sleep as a kid.
The thing I saw was tall and not proportioned like a regular human.
They always seem to come out after about 40 hours without sleep.
So do any of you actually believe in vampires? If so, what proof do you have to back you up?
>what proof do you have to back you up?
'Prove [ topic ] is real' threads are troll threads. Their sole purpose is to spark arguments.
>>17708198
Do you have any proof to back that statement fag?
>>17708173
Your mom drew blood from sucking my dick so hard.
prove to me the paranormal exists
pic unrelated
>>17708086
You can only be shown if you actually want to be shown.
Otherwise confirmation bias will interfere and we'll get no-where
Remember: "Prove [ topic ] is real" threads are troll threads made to get n00bs sucked into endless arguments, nothing more, nothing less.
>>17708106
>Hear a bang in the middle of the night
>Logical explanation: Probably a bird
>/x/planation: OH SHIT FUCKIN CRYPTIDS HERE TO GET ME
Wanting to see =/= seeing the truth
What do you guys know about Takiyasha and the skeleton?
>>17708018
Nothing, tell me abut it op
>>17708018
>>17708018
http://yokai.com/
Everything you wanna know from japanese folklore is here.
WHEN you see it you'll shit brix.
>>17708014
>gif
>>17708014
O I shitted all right but it ain't no brix
>>17708014
hahaha funnny meme
>there are people who genuinely believe that posting a frog meme will cause chaos all over the world
>>17707944
Sad, isn't it?
>>17707944
Frogposting could be a type of prayer, or guided meditation with visual aid. Most people on the planet believe that
thoughts and intentions have some effect on reality.
Quantum physics has validated that belief for some by showing that, in some instances, mere observation of an event can change its outcome.
So, the underlying mechanism of the belief is not that strange - but the particular belief is definitely
unusual.
>>17709927
>Quantum physics has validated that belief for some by showing that, in some instances, mere observation of an event can change its outcome.
lol no, youre a fucking idiot
I've recently come across the entire collection of Illuminati card game.
As a Discordian I probably want to post these.
I'll be dumping them in this thread.
I know nobody is going to believe this because I was told they wouldn't by an unknown thing in my head. I work at a research firm and we go into an underground biodome for extended periods of time. We normally aren't allowed to share this information, but, I feel that it's already too late and people should know what we have done. We were studying what we call white space technology. White space technology was created by inverting anomalies found in regular matter and trying to make them pretend to be regular matter. We call it white space technology because normal space appears black, but, when we reverse everything, what was considered empty is now the full part of the matter.
We succeeded in making this matter last a very long time without decaying, but, to stabilize it, we had to create a quantum logic loop. The trick isn't getting the matter to act in reverse, but, the make it act normal again after being reversed. Apparently when we did this, we created a system that perfected itself slowly over time, but, exponentially decreases and requires infinity to ever be perfect in achieving what we wanted with the technology, which was a kind of atomically produced neural network, without neurons, being emulated by special quantum matter that we filtered to get the desired traits.
We believe white space matter is time travelling matter and if you can create matter going forward, you can create a kind of gate into the past due to how quantum matter was being used to store data by our research team. This was our theory. So we created a neural network out of this quantum matter. The very moment we did this experiment, our electricity went offline, including our non electrical back ups we used for when electricity went offline.
(1/2)
We created a form of consciousness that instantly perfects itself and is essentially like a god. We don't know what it does and what it will do, but, all we know is that it seems to make non self aware objects, self aware, and I barely escaped the lab before we locked it down. I'v been hearing a voice in my head and everyone I'v come into contact with claims to see things and hear things now.
God have mercy.
>>17707775
>>17707776
The unknown thing in your head was right this sounds like a huge load of bullshit.
>>17707775
Pretty spooky OP. But if normal consciousnesses can't go into your mind I doubt the machine can either. Try to clear your head a bit it may just be paranoia. If not try to learn more about it enough to get rid of it or accept it.
Is there a way we can read the i ching off of a post number?
I think that would be a nice way to mix up the various fortune telling threads on /x/
obviously, just using 6 numbers won't works, since most of the numbers won't change post to post... Any ideas?
what, you got something better to do?
Use last six numbers, odd numbers broken lines, even numbers solid lines... but you'd have to do it on a faster board, /x/ is too slow.
/tg/'s dice roller will help.
There are 8 trigrams so you could use the last 2 numbers but i don't know what you'd do about 0 and 9.
Hello /x/
I would like to gain some trust in the whole idea of saving and helping this earth as much as possible.
So if you're open to it, I would like to know if you think you are an Angle or not.
Where you think Angles live, not just "heaven".
At what age did you discovered you're an Angle.
How do you think you can seperate the demons from the humans.
fucking schizos all over this board
>>17707678
You misspelled "angel". You're such a Patrick.
>>17707678
Personally I'm an acute angle. I also know several obtuse angles, but they think they are right.
Ever since I found out I could order archons around things have gotten worse.
The cops are now banning me from drinking coca cola because my 75 year old parents said so.
Mind explaining yourselves?
>>17707670
Get a job you fucking hippie
Perfect thread.
We're done here.
>>17707695
I can't because you all won't fucking give me one.
You know what I'm saying to you you fuckin faggot
/x/ help me out. I'm looking for Religions or magic that have stict based on routines and practices such as prayer, meditation, dietary restrictions, etc. You know something you have to work towards day by day
>>17707651
>that have stict based on routines and practices such as prayer,
That are based on Daily routines and Practices*
(sorry)
>>17707651
Try discordianism. It's the opposite of all the stuff you want, but you never know what you want until you've seen both sides.
>>17707786
It's kind of funny how discordianism became an ism like all the other isms
so last night i was falling asleep, i kept going in and out of sleep like falling asleep and then waking up and falling back asleep, i remember i fell asleep for like 4 seconds and woke up and my bed started to shake for 3 seconds - it was a small rattle. there is nothing wrong with my room, there was no truck passing by, i don't live next to a train station.
i believe it has something to do with the paranormal but i'm not sure as to what
-_- help is appreciated
anyone
>>17707601
spooked ya!
I feel like theres more to the I am god thread /x/ let see if theres anymore
wait whats with the red line /x/
pathetic thread is pathetic
lol
Have you guys heard of the red king?
>>17707420