When will my partner give me lewd pics?
he will od again
After you
FUCK HIM RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
>>17719917
No they didn't
>>17719908
Frankly they owe me too much to care
Who here things the illuminati is the best thing ever and worships the devil?
I do and its been so great
>>17719886
WE ALL DO !!!
Jokes on you, the Illuminati and the devil are at odds. The Illuminati are controlled by the Annunaki, or the angels who sided with The God, so you're basically a fence sitter at this point.
>>17719902
fine. treat the "and" as an "or"
props solved
Are yogic Siddhis real?
can only Hindus obtain them or anyone who works hard and properly enough?
it would be insane if they were real...like a comic book.
But also awesome and would make the world seems less dull
Most Yogic siddhis were prominent in Satya and Treta Yuga where people could meditate for hundreds, if not thousands of years. They are very rarely attained in this age. That said, Bhakti Yoga is very easy to execute and the results are incomparable.
>>17719834
could modern quantom psychs explain siddhis?
or attempt to explain them?
>>17719834
Almost any power can be attain in one life
>>17719881
The holofractal universe could explain it
General spooky stories
Heres mine
Not that spook but hey it's cool
>14 years old
>just moved into my first house, lived in trailers most of my life
>love the house, it's beautiful
>shit happens immediately
>stuff is moving around new stuff appearing out of thin air
>my little sister who is 4 at the time keeps talking about a tall man who she talks to sometimes
>she says he's not scary but nice and calm
This goes on for a few more weeks but then it stops
I never saw him myself but I wanted to
>be me
>former /mu/tant
>come to /x/ for the first time today
>see pic of MC Ride, my favorite hip hop artist
Not that spook but hey it's cool
>>17719648
Is pic related you?
>Tall man
>Hanging around children
Sounds like the Slenderman to me, OP.
Are tulpa even a real thing? How the fuck do they even work?
They're not real and /x/ just likes to roleplay.
You're a tulpa, just one created in the hands of divinity
They work based off belief. Ever lucid dreamt?
>>17719650
Well some people roleplay. Some idiots honestly think most of this board can be seen as face value and discuss it seriously. I remember this board used to be about creepypastas and such. Not fucking summoning demons or whatever make-believe the kids are doing nowadays.
When evolutionists find an aboriginal skull in Africa, they say its an ape skull of a pre-human.
>>17719499
I'm saying evolutions bullshit retard
>>17719514
Why would an Aboriginal skull be in Africa?
Anyway there are clear markers on skulls which differentiate which species they come from. You don't need Evolution to explain that.
What are /x/'s thoughts on the simulation hypothesis put forward by Nick Bostrom? I don't believe it myself but it actually makes a lot of sense to me.
The more terrifying thing to ponder in my opinion is what if you are the sole purpose of the entire simulation. Everything and everyone around you is simulated but you are real.
For reference:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simulation_hypothesis
Every generation ontologically associates with the prevailing technological epoch.
>Fire universe
>Clockwork universe
>Atomic universe
>The universe is a computer
Sorry, kiddo. You're conscious of your surroundings, which is more than most, but you're just not The One.
>>17719271
Could you explain a bit further?
Prove something supernatural to me
Do it faggots
>>17719148
Define supernatural
>>17719148
We could try, but we are at the mercy of your own subjectivity.
>>17719161
above normal
My tv is currently stuck like this, am i going to die
>>17719133
once years ago all the channels on my tv stopped working except for one and all it showed was this endless looping halloween themed infomertial and to this day i think about it
>>17719194
That's pretty cool
One day,my tv turned on ,and this was on a paranormal documentary XD
So this photo appeared in a fb group im part of. Wtf is in that window? the author asked the same question but no one in the comments delivered anything worthwhile. What is it /x/philes?
That's a chicken coop. It's a door for chickens to go in. There's supposed to be a ramp.
It looks like the side of a chair
Owl.
Do you believe we are? If so, what ways do you think we are being brainwashed?
It's called a program for a reason. The program directs the way you view at things, whether you are aware of it or not.
>>17718894
I don't think we are being brainwashed in the sense of being directly controlled, but the media is definitely manipulated to focus on certain events and topics. Dumb people might fall for this, but it's very easy for a driven person to go find alternate sources and fact check. We're not magically being zombified or anything like that, but every outlet has an owner, and every owner has an agenda.
>>17718894
Lotto. The lottery is designed to keep everyone quiet, compliant and in their place. People will buy a ticket each week, partake in little luck building rituals - all with the hope of winning bug and escaping their horrible, boring, poor lives.
The lottery keeps them content with their shitty life. They think all they have to do is put up with it until their numbers come in. If not for the lotto they would have no hope and no one would be doing the menial tasks.
Soooo it's my first time on here and I wanna find some good freaking stories. None of that lame "I saw a shadow for a moment and it never came back" shit. Like full on spook fest.
Go check out the anglerfish murderer and google maps threads - it's top quality.
>>17718626
>wants a good thread
>posts absolute shit
Kill yourself
>>17718626
>my first time on here and I wanna find some good freaking stories
Then read all the threads and the archives. Do you really think /x/ should spoonfeed you by suddenly tripping over itself to bring texts to you just because?
Any esp/astral protection experiences?
Interested for my story one these subjects?
>>17718305
Projection ******
>story one
OP types with his elbows.
>>17718321
Waiting for someone to reply with an experience,then I will tell my story and experiences with some tips.
What the fuck are these rings dudes, never seen this shit before in my life.
http://imgur.com/a/WDCyW
Was at a friends party and I looked up and saw this gigantic ring perfectly centered around the moon. Photo's taken with an iphone 6 so quality is pretty garbage.
Can anyone who isn't a lizard explain this?
First time allowed outside after dark OP?
http://home.hiwaay.net/~krcool/Astro/moon/moonring/
Here's another pic, could it be the circumference of a ufo that's cloaked or what?
It's a moon version of a sun dog. Just ice crystals in the air refracting light
where can I buy bismuth daggers?
OP, is shitposting your sole plan for the summer?
>>17718191
no I actually need one I made contact with a ghost in mount royal cemetery fuck off shill.
does this board even know anything about the paranormal or is it just full of magic fags?