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>>17700262
buy a flamethrower.

>>17700262
but can you astral project on comand?

>>17700272
Sorta. I'm not top tier like the other /x/piles here tho.

>>17700225
Maybe, just maybe, hitler was a fan of art and germanic mythology, and adapted his style from it.

I said maybe.

>OP stunned that German people look Germanic in both paintings and photographs

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>>17700230
I heard that story with the Odin painting, but for it to happen to match up not only with two gods and similarities this shit is wack.
Allfather is a representation of the germanic peoples and Mimir is a representation of the Germanic knowledge. Hitler wanted to unite the Germanic peoples(that's why he was so soft on the English), and had multiple Occult knowledge groups and hell of a lot of symbolism

>>17699723
i would personally git gud

>>17699723
+5 chaos zweihander

>>17699723
you must join the Great cult of the Gravelord and obtain his badass sword then no undead will want to fuck with you A few Transient Curses wouldn't hurt either

>>17699388
if it's a spirit, it could be trying to communicate. but it could also be just a draft bringing in incense smells from a neighbour or something, and possibly the same draft (or a different draft) pushing your smoke around.

do you live in a detached house? semidetached? flats? how old is the house?

>>17699415
I live in a flat with my mum

>>17699415
I already made some spooky experiences but I could never smell something. And it only happened when I was alone at home.

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The video is 6 years old, by the way. Just want to start a conversation on this.

Randy Quaid says his wife and he are being targeted by this group. Some celebrities listed by the man in the video whom these "Star Whackers" have controlled (via the "administered substance" he talks about)

>Michael Jackson
>Anna Nicole Smith
>Heath Leger
>River Phoenix
>Britney Spears
>Lindsay Lohan
>Joe Rogan
>Jim Carry
>Mel Gibson
>Justin Bieber

I'd think if this were a professional killer he would have done better job concealing his identity. He also wouldn't be a fat tub of shit, just saiyin.

Also, "breaking news" is important news that t.v. networks will "break" into pre-scheduled programs in order to cover it. It doesn't make any sense for youtube videos for fake interviews. So putting "breaking news" on your youtube videos is pretty retarded.

>>17699372

>He also wouldn't be a fat tub of shit

He states in the video that the "substance" is given to actors by food service employees at movie sets. I assumed he was one of those 'insiders'.

Also, from the video's description:

>The origin of this clip remains unknown. It arrived in my postal box after I responded to a Cragslist posting looking for someone to upload a video to Youtube. The clip has been passed on to the authorities and an investigation is pending.

>>17699297
self bumping for help

a psychist may help...

Go to your local or nearest new-age bullshit store.
When you're there, dont fuck around and buy a pack of Yu-Gi-Oh cards (you're not getting a ghost rare rainbow dragon) and buy some fucking white sage instead, in a bundle.

Proceed to venture condo again, when arrived, put on some music that makes you feel a bit fearless, example in beautiful greentext:

>motorhead - king of kings
Remember you are the king of kings and taking the faggot ghost's head
>3 6 mafia - its a fight
ITS A FIGHT PUNCH THE GHOST YOU ARE GHOSTPUNCHER FFS OP ITS SO SIMPLE
>the barbie world song
Prance around KNOWING that YOU are the barbie in YOUR barbie world! Ghosts aren't even to be seen at a pageant show, they aren't barbies. You are. You are Michael Ja kson and YOU ARE winning that show.

Now once you have your theme set, stick the sage bundle into your muladhara, your anus and rotate it clockwise one whole full turn. Light that fucking sage and go screaming with the music, banging on all the doors and pans in a fearless berserker frenzy.

NO GHOST CAN FUCK WITH YOU LAD

>after that it should be goood

the fuck makes you think theyd want you

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let's just make our own, OP

it'll be like our own super secret special cool kids club

you can be the sacrificial virgin

I dont know about the whole "enlightened elites" thing but if you just go to your local college campus, make friends with some people and then ask them about what spooky stuff they or their friends are into then youre bound to get someone who has a friend or a friend of a friend who is some weird cult member, then just get their info and when tou meet the person just make it a straight up business like meeting. Says something like "im interested in ur cult how can i join" and youll make it somehow anon.

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>>17699012

No not that one, its only two pictures. One shot of the bathroom with the lights off and the weird silhouette inside and the next picture is the exact same shot except the lights are on inside thw bathroom and theres this weird blob monster with a face inside

>>17699110

Where are your manners, bro? At least thank him for his trouble. Besides, that's a pretty rad comic.

>>17699035
Thanks man.

>>17698734
Are you aware of the channel Eye Observe

>>17698791
Eye observe is from a kiddo, emotion is the shit man !

>>17698734
Use the general. >>17697572

>>17698731
torrents

>>17698739
Yeah, but wich material? Sometime I talked to this guy who knew some stuff about classical hypnosis, claiming that modern hipnosis is not near as good as this classical one. I'm searching for this kind of stuff. Does anyone know about it?

>>17698778
>torrents
pirate bay torrents
try the ones relate to sex and or pick up artist they are bretty gud and it will tweak your mind

(...)

He started laughing his ass off, and then started talking me about the things he could do if I gave him my soul

>No thanks, I kinda like having a soul

He got mad and threw a little tantrum, then dissapeared, this went on for several hours, he had a different appearance every time, but it was the same.

>If you give me your soul, I can give you-
I still refused, no matter what he offered

As a last resort, he turned in this old man and said
>You're trying to major in Software Engineering, right, anon? If you give me your soul I can make you the best programmer the world has seen
I actually didn't know what to say, it was true, I'm trying to study because I love doing it, so I stuttered, but then my sister woke me up
>Anon, are you ok? You were shivering

Needless to say, I've been pretty sensitive when it comes to dreams, when I was a little kid I often had nightmares in an old house, later on we discovered someone was killed on the neighboring house

What was it? Was it real?

>>17697740
I know this kid in real life

He's quite a weirdo and a pot head but other than that he's cool

>>17697913
Does he know his picture has become so common on the Internet?

>>17697523
That's because people like you would rather whine and make shitposts instead of quality threads.

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Don't know if you've read "Psychosis," but it's my favorite and very spooky. The ending is rad, as well.

>>17697546
You angry, friend? You been to the "demons" section of Omegle, lately?

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Think about it. They could already be among us, just disguised. Kind of like a pixie or some shit. I really don't know what sort of powers they'd have.

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We could all be at the mercy of a township of these godless monsters.

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>Be me
>Love the woods behind my house
>Play deeper and deeper as I get older
>No fears aside from darkness and rampant thoughtforms
>Head to the woods like normal one day
>Find a clearing in a spot where there wasn't one
>Houses line the edges of the clearing
>Terrifying, mind-altering sounds emitted from closed doors
>Peek inside a window out of morbid curiosity
>See dog headed family eating the carcass of unidentifiable creature
>Run home as fast as legs will carry me
>Never enter those woods again

obviously your house went somewhere

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>>17697472
yeah maybe

>>17697466
>It's freaking me out man.
but it's a natural part of life. why would it bother you?

>>17697169
I am the beast who makes flash animations!
I flunked out of school but think I could run nations!
These have been cringeworthy since newgrounds.

>>17697175
I am the beast who is edgy as fuck

nihilism is edgy. I get humans are flawed but what is a solution to this

>>17697200
He's like the Liberals, he creates a problem and then complains about it.