/pol/ack here
I honestly believe LBJ had a role in assassinating JFK and that Michelle Obama is a man.
>>17712495
>/pol/ack
You're an /x/phile now, m80.
Janis Joplin isn't dead, she transitioned in 1970 and started a band called Aerosmith.
>>17712500
no please
>>17712504
you're saying she's steven tyler?
>Driving home from a party late at night
>'Sprobably about midnight
>My sister and I drove Separately
>We live out in the middle of butt fuck nowhere.
>About four minutes from our house is an old ass cemetery
>Turn past cemetery, sister just behind me
>I see some shirtless jogger dude jogging towards the cemetery (away from me), using his phone light as a flashlight
>What the fuck, dawg, it's midnight, and it's the middle of winter. Why are you jogging shirtless?
>He passes, and I keep looking at him
>Eventually he's past my lights, so I can't see him or his flashlight.
>Press my brakes to see if I can see him in the lights
>He's fucking gone
>No way he could have gotten out of the range of my brake lights in time
>Get home
>Talk to my sister
>"Hey, did you see that shirtless jogger?"
>"What? No. Where?"
Sure, she could have just not been paying attention, but it was so fucking weird that he was gone and just that he was jogging in the freezing cold in the middle of the night.
>>17712438
Another, less spooky.
>Driving home
>Pass a gas station, general store, restaurant hybrid
>Summer by Calvin Harris starts playing
>Form there, I literally have to just drive straight until I get into town.
>Driving for a while.
>Man, it sure is taking a long time to get into town.
>Summer starts playing again, I haven't changed the radio station.
>What the fuck, this song just played.
> Look to my left and pass the store, gas station, restaurant.
>Okay, what the actual fuck? There's no road that turns off and loops back here.
>No way I zoned out or imagined I passed it the first time
>Creeped out, but keep driving
>Get into town in a normal amount of time, and go home.
>Be 17, Ausfag living in the hills smallish town almost suburb of the city.
>driving back from a gath at a mates with then missus
>maybe 2am or so
>start driving over bridge that's near local school
>woman in long white dress comes in to view standing on the pedestrian walkway on bridge
>missus yells to watchout
>I start to slow down
>bitch in white dress just hops over side of bridge
>freak the fuck out
>crank a uhuey
>jump out of car and take a look over the side of the bridge with missus crying at me to call 000
>look over side of bridge no woman
>wig the fuck out and drive home
Just to clarify there's no bloody way she could have walked away okay from that fall, the bridge was over train tracks, so spooked the fuck out of me.
Was not dardy.
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>>17712033
stfu ***z
Male
27 years old
April 16th
Curly hair
Is this ok? I want a general reading and a Love reading too if it's possible. Thank you.
Male
20 yo
March 19
Ginger
Love reading wouldn't be bad, I've been distant with women and haven't really seem to connected with anyone recently. If no one is down about that I would also like to ask about my success with music, I'm preparing to create my first EP with my group and I'd like an idea on how that'll go
I am one of a vast ocean. I am an explorer from the centre. I will give forbidden knowledge of all things.
>>17711647
Let's hear it fami
>>17711647
okay?
>>17711647
What kind of knowledge is forbidden?
/x/,
Why is there no panic about the Zika virus? Wheres the media?
We are facing one of the worlds most dangerous diseases in the modern age. People literally can't have kids because they will become way to deformed.
Normally this is already a big deal. But right now it's still pretty much contained. However, we are about to have the worlds biggest sports event in Brazil, the Olympics. People from all over the planet are going to visit, and, will most likely be infected bringing it back to their home countries.
Why is this not being cancelled? Sport events in Africa have been cancelled or replaced to another part of the continent for a lot less!
Its almost a bit to convenient, a great way to reduce the world's population depending on the rate of it's spread through sexual action.
What is the big deal? Just don't fucking have kids.
>>17710698
>What is the big deal? Just don't fuck
Well, you've got that covered.
>>17710698
That's exactly what they want. A new way to stop the earths population growth
Let's have a thread about enlightenment to share our understanding on the matter and help eachother get closer to it.
>>17706542
Enlightenment is learning to live with uncertainty with grace.
I've found my way to enlightenment through developing myself spiritually (god), mentally (education) and physically (sports).
I guess it's hard to measure how far you are towards it, but I'd say I'm a good third of the way there. There's been a lot of sacrifices.
I just need to work on my confidence which is hard when you've redpilled yourself to the point of almost no return.
>>17706558
Before enlightenment, chop wood, carry water.
After enlightenment, chop wood, carry water.
I've had a couple bouts of psychotic symptoms.
My biggest fear in life is that what I heard was true.
Anyone have any stories they'd like to share?
>>17704699
Not really that /x/ nor something we need a general for.
>>17704708
recommended board?
>>17704699
no board man, just chill out. YOU. Have the power to control your brain, it is your own and it is only influenced by what you see.
I just became a 3rd Degree Master Mason in the U.S, I intend to start on the Scottish Rite soon. Ask me things. I won't share direct "secrets" but I will answer questions.
Some Background
>Am a skeptical conspiracy theorist, the best kind
>Well versed in comparative theology
>Bachelors Degree
>Used to be atheist
>Have studied multiple schools of mysticism
Whatcha wanna know?
I study Gnosis and I am looking to get initiated into a three chamber system. Is Freemasonry the right thing for this?
I am looking for real spirituality and not for whiskey tasting with pals. On the other side I do not want to be part of a New Age group like AMORC, that basically wants to sell you books and degrees.
>being on /x/
Is the Masonry you practiced when you joined the same as you see now? Any revelations?
I did it because no one did it BTW edition
It's truly hard to understand the value of such a library until you have to build your own: the link
https://mega.nz/#F!AE5yjIqB!y7Vdxdb5pbNsi2O3zyq9KQ!pMw3kaoS
Spooky pseudoscience for fun and profit.
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0BwLJ8mj-ZuoGc0NKUEtoLTBmQXc&usp=drive_web#list
Yes shamelessly copied older threads op post entirely. Anyway.
>>17699179
Or I didn't.
Where should I start if I want to move things with my mind?
How about some genuinely bizarre/scary Youtubers?
I am sure I'm not the only one who's tired of those YouTube threads where the videos are solely just teenagers fucking with filters in Sony Vegas. I want videos of real, peculiar people speaking about /x/-related topics.
I found this girl's channel a few weeks ago. She carries strange beliefs and delusions, and there is something unsettling about her speech pattern.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSzJ9Fpudzs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-yvkcELlpY
>>17695443
Really? Do you have any archive links? I just find lots of stuff like this searching for recently uploaded videos.
>unsettling about her speech pattern
Its called asperger syndrome
>>17695459
Clearly you have no idea what you're talking about.
Dos /x/ ever realize certain movies are "occult" even if you can't always put your finger on it.
Let's list some
This is OP here is another one
all films are occult
>>17692558
I think... I think I know what you mean.
The Alice in Wonderland movie seems most "offputting" when they're in the real world, like pic related.
I can't fucking explain it, its something about the colors and the eyes
Okay guys, post the creepiest pictures/gifs/videos you have. I'll start you off.
Old one hit autosage: >>17625608
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I had sleep paralysis yesterday while taking a nap, I "opened" my eyes and saw a rabid white dog, ready to strike at my bed, I just thought "It's the white dog again" and tried to scream to my brother who was outside my room, as the dog jumped for the kill ir banished
Then I went back to sleep but in a semi concious state, I dreamt my mom was in the kitchen and of course I couldn't move (sleep paralysis inside a dream weird as fuck) and the white dog appeared again but now closer, I was able to call my mother but she said "everything's fine" while I was scared shitless, the dog then snarled and barked, that's when I woke up and found out that my chihuahua who was sleeping with me was awake and facing the part of my room where the rabid demon dog was, like if she was guarding me against something....
I woke scared shitless, what I can't wrap around is when I first hallucinated or dreamt of the dog my first thought was "Not him again" and I for my life have never saw nor remember a dog like that...
how can this be interpreted?
>>17656209
Im just gonna summarize my one dream because it feels weird typing out all the details of it but heres the gist.
Im a guy in real life, but in the dream i was a girl
I was in a hotel
I killed and cannibalized a hotel resident
i tried to cover it up for days but eventually my brother came to the hotel and found out
i run away with a few friends
we're hiding out in some town when a massive, what i can only assume is, a gust of wind kills them, then i wake up
Anyone up for doing an interpretation of my dream(s)? I've been having similar dreams, this is the first one
>at some very expensive restaurant
>everyone is dressed in very formal clothes, mostly tuxedos and expensive dresses
>have just entered the room and there's someone on stage making a speech
>everyone is smiling and he says something slightly funny (i dont remember what)
>everyone is laughing
>then their skin, eyes etc starts melting
>they slump over onto their tables still laughing
>more skin and flesh just melts and rots off them
>their lips and tongues are soon gone and their jaws are flapping as they continue to laugh in silence
>either wake up or forget the rest
I had similar dreams the next few nights where I was at different places for different things and people just started melting away to bare bones and continued on as if nothing was happening. Anybody have any ideas what it could mean?
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Sup /b/ros
>in ihop
>with the boys
>j chillin' drinking coffee like we do on the weekends
> suddenly my cup rumbles
>take a hit of vape to calm myself down (pro tip: vape to calm down)
>reaper emerges from my coffee
>tfw (pic related it's coffee)
Bros I'm scared what do I do
Hit him with a subwoofy lol
what mods are you running on that's vape? I'm running a double coil myself.
>>17720267
I blast my lungs with the 4000 coil 10000 watts of base
How do I become a werewolf?
you don't
Let the hunger and the burning heat tear through you on a night when the moon is out.
You won't go full furry but you'll become a lycanthrope.
>>17720225
by sucking werewolf dick