Let's post some of our own. Just open up word, set the timer for 10 minutes and then start typing. Don't plan ahead. Just write the first words that come to your mind and by the time you finish them the next ones. You can correct typos afterward. Then let's each analyze our own texts.
Here's mine:
>Upon the breath of dragons came the smoldering corpses of planets which look through the glass that witches spoke through in Times forgotten by all the apes that would constantly stare at the number seven. I didn’t like the attitude of some Cambodian missionaries who would row through the seas on the back of mountains and aligned with them all where much too few different severed bodies of the apocalypse which should fall before all the chains tying the roots of the earth. I didn’t bring much alcohol to fill all the bottles that would stick out beneath the salt sea of magnitude. When I lived in the watchtower I heard the constant clanking of processors built through the divine methods of molecular epitaxy past by the robots who created the human race. In the meanwhile I was driving a car which had no lights and could not expect how many of us would see the faces of pigeons reflected in our windows. Elvis lives and before he was a dinosaur he lived amongst Satan and Hephaestus creating black holes which encountered all the immortal races of the galaxy. The lives went on and the smoldering corpses were buried beneath witches and defecated upon and I liked the sweat scent of nice voluptuous women who would enwrap me with their sweaters which would lead to hesitant suffocation. I could not look either of them in the eye because I chose not to swear in public. We would not see how many of them were infantile and how many of them had rabbits growing from their claws. They could not produce evidence of all the crimes committed against the Polish people beneath all the stars that could have forged the first computers.
>>17857846
>Not only was it a myth that my head was enslaved benaath the sand by Jacki Chan who could ride the ocean waves on his bike it would also be fair to suspect that none of them lied to me when they were making up all the falsehoods that produced mankind’s first origin spirits. It was not known whether or not I would like to be thought of as a person that could go on without trying and know the shapes of buildings by looking upon them. It would seem obvious to myself that I was beneath a sky that shouted all the names of the bands that made Loveless a thing and none of the noises breathing on my skin.
I guess we can cut the time to 8 minutes or 7. Since it does come out kind of long.
I know the future
>Donald Trump will win the election
>President Elect is assassinated by a Saudi Prince
>Four years of Civil War
>Cucks vs Racists vs Muslims
>Far left or Far right takes over. Hard to tell the difference
>It sucks. Millions more die
>Financial Collapse
>Mexico freaks out and builds a wall
>No way to sell coke. Mexico collapses
>Everyone blames everyone else
>Nobody blames fiat currency
>Germany invades Belgium
>Poland Invades a weakened UK which has regressed to the dark ages.
>Hillary Clinton parachutes into syria under sniper fire and kills Assad.
>Russia nukes Instanbul
>Everyone is stoked
>Russia nukes Sarah Palin
>WW3
>Nato and SA mobilizes against Russia and Iran
>Israel nukes everyone
>Biblical Prophecy is fulfilled
>Messiah Appears
>Dies of Radiation poisoning
>The.
Are you enlightened, anon?
>>17856298
No. I namefag too often to call myself free from the turmoils of my own identity's tendency to dwell on things.
>>17856298
Yes, relatively speaking. I'm not some sort of zen monk, but for a non-denominational white person, I think I've done pretty well.
>>17856312
I bet you're a great and helping namefag :3
Hi /x/, please help me identify an entity I believe I witnessed. I awoke 2 nights ago to find a dirty, dingy, and unkempt woman crawling on her hands and knees on my wall. Upon making eye contact she screamed very loud at me. I don't believe it was sleep paralysis as I was able to sit up and turn on the lights, to which she went silent and vanished. My dogs had been barking all night and walking up and down the halls outside my room, and began barking loudly after this. They continued barking into the morning, when they are usually restful during night hours. Any ideas what this could have been? Thanks
Pic somewhat related, the woman looked like her except dirty, unclothed, greasy black hair (looked crudely cut), and rotting/decaying teeth.
>>17852245
you live in a house?
>>17852254
Yes. I would have believed it was a very mentally ill homeless women had she not been on the wall, screaming so loud, and vanishing.
>>17852245
>What exact time did this happen?
>Why no photograph?
>Why did you wait 2 days to post?
Deep Sea Spooks.
We have only explored about 10% of earth's oceans.
The lowest KNOWN point is 34 000 feet below the surface.
What do you think lurks down there guys?
>>17851451
>34 000ft
Whoops, correct that to 36 000.
For reference, each of these arms are about the length of a flagpole.
The ocean is terrifying to me because 1. we know what IS out there, 2. we DON'T know what else is out there, 3. vast nothingness 4. Cthulhu
But on the bright side, maybe Godzilla
Stuff like phone calls, stories, interviews, etc. There are plenty of recordings of stuff like people screaming at a bomb going off or something violent happen, but being as jaded and internet wary as I am, I'm looking for something more chilling than visceral.
Starting with a classic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXFZ2Yv38nM
What an odd fetish
"All the children are dead" original Coast to Coast call:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9mPy5UPv5A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIrmTQ97IjY
The story at the 31 minute mark shits me right up:
https://soundcloud.com/lastpodcastontheleft/episode-198-listener-stories-ii-you-do-it
I haven't seen any talk of her recently, can anyone translate this? Does she have a new email or anything?
>>17847305
Did she ever had an e-mail?
A week and half ago chip chan was a topic on /x, she seemed in pain and drewa foot with a black dot with "MND CNTRL WPN" on the left.
I can't believe there isn't an archive of everything chip chan wrote translated, it's like accepting she's crazy.
>>17847331
Im in a mental ward and alot of people here think they're mind is being controlled by someone else; its a disorder after they use medicine it stops
>>17847331
OP here, she moved a bit but she's still asleep.
Apparently she did have an email, but it no longer works. I'm annoyed there's been nothing for about 2 years. No coverage, no documentation.
But nobody has a clue how to contact her.
Her translation says something about alcohol? But I can't translate well enough.
Ded thread: >>17786335
OP art courtesy of some nice drawfag.
This Dream Thread general is for discussion of:
>dreams and interpretation
>nightmares and creepy dreams
>sleep paralysis
>lucid dreaming
>precognitive dreams
>astral projection/OBE
>everything else dream related
Please post here, rather than making a new thread for your own stuff.
Before you post, some guidelines:
1. If you need help with any sort of dream, lucid, SP, recurring, etc, or even just remembering in general, the best advice anyone can give you is to start a dream journal.
2. Giving advice or analyzing someone else's dreams does not require any sort of authority. If you think you can do it, feel free to give some other people a response.
3. Even if you don't believe this is a paranormal topic, this keeps the influx of individual dream threads from piling up, reducing the clutter and helping people find what they want more easily.
Some websites to help you out:
dreamviews.org
http://api.ning.com/files/P3hYmFgEsbPdxPgMJXWt7K6KUuoJYAYi7NXHr5GuVYff8NDqHvvmD7u8mkZ3MnPCSzZGPVKJ*2vwuowl*GbkLZeKNr0hUN0R/RobertBruceMasteringAstralProjection.pdf
Last note: We still could use some more dream interpreters. Don't be shy, just give it a shot if you think you know what another person's dream might mean. If you ask for an interpretation, try to return the favor and interpret someone else's dream.
Last night I actually slept long enough to have dreams I could remember. Tonight will not be one of those nights.
What has my life even become?
I hear about sleep paralysis a lot, but do any of you have any other sleep disorders?
>>17823573
I had a weird abstract dream last night,
I was a kind of Louis Theroux type journalist visiting this large compound that was dedicated to treating the severely mentally disabled, on a desolate moor in rural Ireland, I was raining heavily. The doctor who was giving me a tour of the place looked vaguely child-molestery and was way too pleased to show me how the facility was run, the inside of the place had a very grey cementey look to it, they was an aura of a sickly green stagnant air everywhere inside, everything seemed DIY and cobbled together.
The area where the patients were kept and treated was behind scratched plexiglass. The retarded wails of the patients were omni present.
Down a hall I could see a cripple who fallen over, lying in a pool of piss, he looked dead.
Suddenly, there was a bang on the glass, a tall emaciated, dead eyes blonde woman through herself against it. She exhaled a mist of dark blood against the glass. "I see you've met one of our nurses" the doctor said, "They were created from sheep, we tried using deer, but sheep make the best nurses," He informed me the sheep breathe the blood of the deceased spastics, as a method of recycling, the nurse stared at me with a vacant expression, then scuttled down the hall on all fours.
"If you're a lucky boy I'll let you see her wool, and if you're good she might let you feel it." The man told me.
Through the crack in a door I saw a doctor raping an identical nurse, in front of a piss and shit covered crippled patient who was violently masturbating with his one working arm, she was crying an inhuman sob.
As I left the facility the doctor gave me a jar of sweets and told me to tell the paper about all the great work they they're doing for the human race, and that some day he'll show me the "inner sanctum" where all they're accomplishments are made.
I got into the car, the driver turned to me and said "Don't believe his lies" his face was distorted and his voice sounded like dial up.
Old thread. >>17770498
Got a symbol or an object you need identified? Ask here.
Words or objects in easily identifiable foreign languages should be taken to another board like /int/ unless they have something else to do with the paranormal.
Those of you who were still waiting for an interpretation/identification should repost here, since the old thread will be dead soon.
seen this in a dream
just wanted to say thank you to whoever told my about Elder futhark and gave me the do-so to spell some shit in the letters of the ages!
I was sitting in traffic going home from work today and there was a fatal crash in the small town i live in (only blocks from my house). I was about 600-900 yards back and didn't see it happen but heard it because i had all my windows down then heard sirens
I didn't know it had been a fatal crash until i saw people running and covering their mouths. Then when police got there they diverted traffic and when it started to move i saw people crying and saying oh my god over and over. An when i got near it i saw there was a sheet covered in blood next to a motorcycle
>pic related
the news article
http://www.mlive.com/news/ann-arbor/index.ssf/2016/06/1_man_dead_in_fatal_motorcycle.html
But before the police got there all the hairs on my arms and legs were standing and i got this warming feeling all over for no reason. Just sitting, thinking its a fender bender and traffic is going to be worst now.
Could this have been my first paranormal experience? I have never felt that way before, it wasn't a calm but it was just a physical warm, all my hair was standing on ends, and my vision was kind of more bright. But the sun wasn't in front of me or in my eyes. I guess more vivid and brighter i would describe it
I have seen fatal accidents before, even one happen. But never felt that feeling before in my life or had that brighter/vivid vision, warmness and that electric feeling of all my hair standing up (literally)
>>17867866
Probably just fight or flight instincts kicking in mate, nothing new just some traumatic event occurred that happened to kickstart your instincts
Sounds like your brain was dumping it's stash to get you ready for a fight. Adrenaline is one hell of a drug.
>>17867888
How would I know though? I had this feeling before i saw it (only heard it) and I've been in much more trumatic events then hearing a car accident.
Like
>being in car accidents myself
>seeing fatal crashes before
>an seeing once fatal crash actually happen
An I never got that feeling. I got an adrenaline rush, but not those feelings at all.
But you could be right.
Evoked Bune few nights ago for a job.
I got the job. So here i am, spreading his sigil as a thanks.
>>17867779
We're you the Non who made the thread about your inbox being slammed with job offers? Either way, congrats.
>>17867779
What do I do with this?
>>17867779
Congrats!
Whatever it is, it's pretty hilarious.
>>17867513
It's from a radiohead music video. Someone posted the instagram link in the old thread.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BG6QmFmP1w1/
Please put links to horror videos
please learn how to use 4chan
see: >>13385787
>>17867443
>that sad facial expression
One that's getting shared around a bit
https://youtu.be/Ps4TWkO0hfU
I was wondering if anyone could help me with some ideas for Halloween, I know it's early but fuck it. I love dressing up as a clown for that magical night and I was thinking I needed to step it up a bit. I would love suggestions for a creepy circus/carnival theme. Pic related but not me.
>>17867399
I am going to play this whilst dancing and prancing around my garden, If I can do it for that long.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr9JVhr4R5Q
>>17867412
And I might creep around my village for a while.
Do "Killer Klowns from Outer Space"
>Language has a universal geometry
>There are three levels of language
>Casual, Formal, and Hyper-Formal
>One you use with people, one you use for yourself, and one you use with God
>The Torah contains the original language, which is hidden within it, which is a mental and physical language
>The origin of all the universe and how it operates can be found in it
>Importance of Threes/Rule Of Three/Trinity
>The three Abrahamic Religions are dependent on another to create the whole shabang
>Confirms the torus shape of the universe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cpr-cYaYJQ0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcIQBrdqBL8
What does /x/ think?
>>17867330
>Religions are vessels
>Carrying the light inside
>One doesn't mistake the vessel for the light inside
>>17867362
Agreed, however... the vessel is literally made of light.
>>17867330
It thinks your three tined ideas limited in scope.
Hey guys I got a bit of a conundrum I'm hoping someone could help me with. For as long as I can remember whenever I dream I always remember seeing a dark hallway or dark room somewhere in my dream. Now whenever I get close to these hallways or rooms I get this overwhelming sense of fear and dread. Like if I go down those hallways something bad will happen. They're never out in the open either. For example, my most recent dream I was standing out in front of my old Middle School. I can't remember exactly what I was doing there but everything was pleasant for the most part until I entered the school. One side was well-lit and there were people walking around but then off to the side there was this hallway I never remember it being there and it was completely black. Oh another thing I noticed is if I look at it for a long. Of time it starts to grow as in the area around it begins to Blacken as well. Usually at this point I just wake myself up.
But getting back to my question does anyone else see these dark roads are corridors in their dreams if so could you guys tell me what it means?
Should I be worried?
I noticed something slightly similar. I often have really vivid dreams and sometimes i would notice a man watching me. I never can get a good look at him because he would often be somewhere impossible to reach, like at the bottom of a lake or in a passing car. Sometimes I wouldn't notice him untill I wake up and I'll remember maybe seeing him. I'll see him frequently but not always. Sometimes I wonder if he's there but I just don't see him
>>17866900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bA3ns_G_OIo
>>17866921
U think u could find a picture of the internet on how he looks?