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>She is still alive, just sleeping right now.

Is she a parrot?

>>17872655
Maybe..?

>>17872655
This ain't no Money Python sketch

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am I this guy
legend

>>17872468
fuck off i was never asked for permission to live and suffer this planet is literally a fucked up prison with no escape

>>17872475
cheer up anon, sending love and good vibes... you got this buddy

Give me your best /x/

Learn to use the catalog.

See: >>17836508

>>17872127
Thread will die soon

Bump it's night, help me out.

The only way I know that might work is to lie very still in your bed, you will get massive urges to move, twitch anything that would tell your body that the mind is awake

just don't move

>>17872097

How about your eyes, tongue?

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but we already have those

I recently read the first Conan the Barbarian book. It opens with a prologue concerning the history of the races of the world, spanning thousands of years. As it is explained, races go through cycles of devolution and evolution - or rather, change. As the world itself becomes more brutalistic and utilitarian, the races that once held the highest places in terms of intellectuality and technological progress will begin to degenerate. Like Romans, they become fat on their hedonism and bounty. As the world around them and within grows ever harsher in reaction to the inequality caused by this 'leviathan of civilization', they too begin to physically degenerate. They become weak, and then apelike - barbaric, while the lower races, having been pitted against such a powerful foe for so long, begin to evolve into higher creatures.
Essentially, there is a push pull - evolution is not a 'continuous path upwards', but a constant renegotiation of the perfect conditions required to sustain the environment. When nature feels that it needs 'abbies', they will come. We already have SJWs - seemingly civilized people like us that, instead of valuing freedom, will willingly forego it and beg for authority just for the sake of 'fitting in'. These people are the very first vestiges of the degenerated man.

>>17871761
No, evolution doesn't work like that. Even if "nature doesn't want" us anymore, that would be accomplished by the rest of nature developing something to kill us, most likely a virus. Even then, nature doesn't really work like that.

>>17871641
A speedy black midget broke into your house. Easy peasy.

>>17871641
I feel you man, I've had the same problem for fucking ages. All hours of the night these little dark figures around my house, as soon as they know I've noticed them, they're fucking gone. My SO tells me to maybe try befriending them, but I've told her whatever they are, they are not human.

One time one was in my yard, but instead of being one of those faggots that thinks the best course of action is to post its story on 4chins i straight up called the police. Kept it in my sight til officer arrived and pointed the fucking thing out to him. He was looking RIGHT at it, and turned to me and said "Is this a joke, sir?" Should have fucking realised they would never believe me. At least now I know i'm not crazy though, if you've seen them too.

Yesterday was the final straw for me though, they'd been around my house for fucking ages and I wasn't even scared any longer, just pissed right off. I'd woken inexplicably at around 3:00AM and headed down to grab a glass of water, and right there at the bottom of the stairs was this little fucker, entirely black as the midnight sky from head to toe.

That was it for me, I screamed at the little cunt "what the fuck do you want!?" it just stared at me for what seemed like an eternity, i wasn't even sure it could understand. But then it spoke. "I really sorry misser, my family was killed in dat hurricane last week" At that point i did not care, ran down the stairs and punted the little shit right in the jaw. Haven't seen it since. Me and my gf will be moving out of New Orleans next saturday.

>>17871960
It was a person. What do you want to do with this? Do you want to continue these interactions, or do you want them to stop?

Go for it, if anything it will give you something to do and call your own.

>>17871581
>>17872055
this, don't get discouraged though, time and patience are the keys in tulpamancing.

>>17871581
Made mine on accident. Good thing, just depressed as shit that I'm not sure what I did. Haven't been lonely since. But sure makes hanging out with people weird. No friends since

start with religion, Catholicism (Eliphas Levi the greatest occultist trained to be a priest), respect the Church, Read the Egyptian coffin texts (The Eygytian Book of the Dead: Going Fourth by Day), the kybalion, and keep away from magic. Give glory to God of the Most High, and be respectful to all spirits no matter how vile/demonic to the benevolent.

>>17871572
>Where should a beginner occultist start, /x/?

Prometheus Rising, by Robert Anton Wilson. The place to start is with your head.

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>>17871618
>start with religion
I'd say this is stupid, but honestly, if you're going in chronological order so you understand the history of occult philosophy, this would be the place to start.
>Give glory to God of the Most High, and be respectful to all spirits no matter how vile/demonic to the benevolent.
Okay, now you've lost me, Churchy McWorship.

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HA I was going to share that article here though I didnt want to get in the way of MLP tulpas and Satanists AMAs. Awesome article, the devil is real

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I just saw this too, and immediately headed to /x/.

This is why, in dead seriousness, I always get uneasy when I see people on /x/ dealing with Ouija boards and summoning circles and 'games' with spirits and things beyond this realm. I love you fuckers, and I want you to be safe. Don't be fucking around with things you can't handle.

See. It's funny. Because these humans don't have enough brain space to make sense of what's happening.

They can only understand that all mental illness is actually just demonic possession. Or that all demonic possession is actually just mental illness.

They don't have the capacity to consider the possibility that some cases are mental illness, but other cases are legitimate telepathic links with sentient entities not of a strictly terrestrial origin. It's too much mental effort to consider BOTH possibilities.No, they have this incessant need to put everything in the smallest box possible, or to label new experiences as just replicas of previous situations. It's like after a certain age, their brains just quit growing.

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>>17871394

FIRST IN LINE TO STOP THE SEXY HORSE SHIT

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>>17871394

I will work with this
I used my phone as a ruler(before I got bored and just went manual)

>>17871050
Stake is higher than before, rewarding those at the door.
I can never let her be, every time she weeps inside of me
I need something to ease this strain
Upon my left hand writing name
A rythm left behind, concise paradise.
Might I reign forevermore.
We walk towards the trees in the mist, such a glorious day to be on this piste
Where passage ways are comprised of the sun's inner rays
That hide within me and unravel, a beaming light upon my face in conjuring in the most mysterious ways.
Frayed edges reap no sorrow for we know what comes tomorrow,
The sand, the sea, the eyes they see
The ways in which I long to be free.
All for acceptance,
these voices in my head they shout at me until my glass reaches the rim
Of my heart's capacity
Please let them reach further
Who are you and why don't you make any sense to me?
All I can see is injury
upon the place I can't erase this awful race
I must go foward everyday to live about another way.
Save me my queen, I'll pray.

>>17871050

He looks like a fungi.

>>17871092

You can tell this is that Raw_Satanism guy the poetry is so awful.

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>>17870777
Those sweet, sweet trips. Nice going, Kaiko.

I'm still doing readings, if anyone wants or cares. Give me whatever information you desire, hell, even a question is optional, and I'll pick from hearing voices to scrying and tarot.

Go at it.

>>17870785
What my future boyfirend look like?

>>17870785
The numbers are under my command

>inb4 people saying "Alchemy is spiritual, you fucking moron!!"
It's can be both. Now that we got that out of our way:

Daphne is the Mercurial volatile principle, while Phoebus is the red sulfur, which is a tincture extracted of gold with the help of "Daphne". Daphne is not neccessarily benzoin, but might be a tincture extracted from spirit of wine or antimony regulus and so on. Depends on the path. The union of these two principles constitutes the third and the final stage of the production of the philosopher's stone.

>>17870637
And here is the most elaborate alchemical library on the net

https://www.mediafire.com/folder/uldbxpm2nyw7a

tl;dr:
"lead" == "gold"
"'gold'" == "????"

I was up there for a week once. There's a lot of cool stuff. I found an old, burned down factory.

Just walk in the woods, it's so empty in parts. You can drive along time with forest on both sides not seeing any sign of civilization. It's very rich in Native American history. Look up what tribes were in the area and see if they got some spooky lore. Coyotes run around at night and you will most likely hear them if your in a cabin or something. There's the Michigan dog man as well

>>17870518
Bearwalk

Magick aficionado reporting in.
Ayys are neat too.

Im a nigger

Esoteric knowledge.