How would one do it? Anyone know anything about him that isn't on Wikipedia? I find him quite interesting.
>>18389579
The goetic spirit?
Read legemeton,then try shit nigger
He comes to you, you can not summon him
I've just had the ephinphany that there are at least 4 different worlds on the earth..
one sleeping
one awake,
those who rule
and maybe a 4th.
PL3ASE HELP ME UNDERSTAND.
put the pipe down nigger
Stopped taking your pills, hey?
>>18389517
Is that image from Back to the Future 2?!
https://youtu.be/ebOpCuQe3ME
>>18389477
Cloaking device, I'm sure I saw the same.
It looks like a glare and dissapears, it surprises you the speed, glares are faster, this are like slow plus low altitude, they are designed for urban recognition.
Not sure that video it's not edited tough, but that's what I saw for sure, I wasn't alone either more people was there.
>cloaking device
flawless logic there.
>>18389650
just saw an invisible ufo dawg
Is Buddhism /x/ approved?
Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTbVVbDpGzM
IS IT?????
>>18389441
>Is it /x/ approved
What about buddhism is spooky?
Can anyone give an actual history of the Black Snake Prophecy that people are saying DAPL fulfills? I never heard of it until recently and I can't find a source for it. It honestly sounds like something people made up after the fact, but I want to know either way what the earliest record of this prophecy is. I'm looking for a record of this prophecy which predates DAPL.
I can't find a single mention of this prophecy that isn't from biased political, conspiracy, and New Age-type websites. Then again, I don't expect the protesters to bring that up, either.
the lakota are wise like many of the native americans. we like to poop on them because we invented so many things, but they know many truths which we ignore.
>>18389758
Well considering "don't shit where you eat" is something the Lakota can figure out but paleface can't, I don't doubt you're right. But I'm really starting to suspect this "prophecy" was fabricated.
im starting a thread here to talk and tell some good cryptid stories. post pictures or green text your own below, lets get scared
be as descriptive as possible, try not to be a fucking liar
ill start
>16 years old
>live in British Columbia Canada
> me and a close friend of mine decide to go camping for 4 days during spring break
> meet at my place in the early hours of the morning with all our equipment
>friend is just about 18 and also has his "N" drivers license
> he brings with him his dads lee enfield .308 rifle
> i ask my mother if i can take my israeli mauser in .308
>grudgingly she says yes as the bears are starting to wake up and may want afood source
>take all the needed gear such as a tent and a few other goodies like MREs, water filters, ammo ETC
>throw our gear into the back of my older friends truck and set off
> a smooth 1 hour drive out of town takes us to some very forests which continue right up till the Rockies if i remember right
> park his car and load our ruck sacks and grab our guns
> both of us are carrying stripper clips and alot of ammunition as we also intend to do some target shooting
> hike for a good 7km before we notice the first weird thing
> a large tree maybe 15 years old has been broken at the base
> whats weird is that it must have been some thing really big as the base of a tree is the strongest part
>no beavers as the nearest lake is 5km ahead of us (our camping spot)
> not boulder falling down as that area of the forest is flat
cont
>>18389342
>wtf.jpg
> shrug it off as friend teases that it could be big foot
> "what ever"
> walk another kilometer and have lunch which consisted of MREs
> by around 5pm in the after noon we reach our camp ground
> a lake which was decent in size however you could see all around it
> old ass abandoned cabin on the other side
> cabin look at old as 1900 kind of old
> set up our tent as well as a small shooting range to peg shit with bullets and make our skills razor sharp
> attempt to go swimming however the water is so fucking cold as all the snow had recently melted
> decide to walk around to the cabin straight across from us on the other side of the lake
> on the way over see some big ass fucking foot steps in mud
>thatsnobear.gif
> we both get a little freaked out by this and consider moving our tent
> we decide not to after shruging it off and remembering we both had high powerd rifles
> keep in mind his enfield has 10 .308 rounds in a mag and my mauser has 5 .308 rounds.
>we can stop anything dead in its track in pretty much one hit
> cabins door is long since gone
> dust on floor
> another foot print in dust
> fuckthis.png
> we leave the cabin immediatly and walk back to camp
> inspect camp to make sure nothing has been fucked around with
> we are both paranoid now
> decide to do some target shooting around 7pm to maybe ward anything that is curious off
> unload between us a good 25 bullets
> rip to the cans down range
> come around 8pm and we are getting ready for bed as the sun has just slipped below the horizon
>>18389376
> we both go to sleep feeling a little better after expelling some rounds from our rifles
>around 11pm i wake up to a normal night
>normal ass forest sounds around me
>non of that cliche "silent forest" bullshit
> everything seems normal
>get out and shin a flash light around and send a raccoon diving for cover
>while scanning over the lake i see something
>come back to it and see that i am looking at two sets of eyes who are looking right back at me
>the eyes reflect from the light
>i cant see a torso
>immediately wake up my friend
> yell across the lake to and say "hello"
>eyes keep starring
>friend emerges carrying his weapon and ammo
>we start making loud noises to try and ward this thing off
> it wont fucking leave
> prop flashlight on rock to face the set of eyes
> we both take aim for just below the eyes for a body shot
> "BOOM" "BOOM"
>both our rifles explode into life and we hear a distinct "THWAP" noise as they strike home
> the noise that followed still haunts me
>"THRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
>we both immediately make follow up shots
> we hear one of our bullets hit a tree but the other makes the same THWAP noise before
> 3 rounds hit water ever this thing is
>didwejustkillbigfoot.png
> no more noise is heard until 2am
> a large snapping noise is heard about 400m away behind the cabin
> we both fire off two more shots into the woods
> nothing else is heard for the rest of the evening
> as soon as the sun rises at 6:30am we pack our shit up
> we go across the lake before leaving and inspect the area
> what ever was looking at us was inside the cabin
> go inside weapons raise
> huge pool of blood right below the front window
>its dried so we assume its no use
> large hole in the wall behind the window
> that was the one round that missed
> we dont go back to see if another tree has fallen
> on the hike back we had a rather large boulder land less that 5 feet from us
cont
>>18389417
>We hip fired in its direction
> we arent disturbed again and make it back to the truck okay
> there is a large dent in the right door of the car
>also evidence of something making a very large attempt at entering the vehical
> drive home and tell mom
i have no idea what that thing was but what ever it was got some lead in it. i refuse to go back to those woods and refuse to go camping in BC alone.
How do you feel about Dr. Joel Wallach and his 90 essential minerals?
Does this man truly hold the key to immorality?
>>18389132
Sure he does, kid.
>>18389132
bullshit-artist
If you want to age well, take resveratrol, HGH, maybe testosterone, turmeric + black pepper, fish oil, and eat well.
Hang yourself.
I just googled my name for the first time and holy shit...
There was a dude with the same name as me, who had a sister who's name is the same as my sister's, and he lived less than 50 miles from me.
He was on the Titanic and he disappeared when it sank.
Have I found my past life? dafuq
>>18389067
Prove it
O hai, is this the thread about stuff that never happened?
>>18389067
probably just a coincidence. there are tons of people out there with the same name. there are a few famous people with the same name as me
Last night I had a dream where my dog Oreo came and visited me, I gave him hugs and kisses and we played together for a while. It was one of the nicest dreams I've had in a while and I woke up feeling not depressed for the first time in months.
This morning I got a call from my mother that Oreo died. He disappeared mysteriously and was never found.
I'm crying my fucking eyes out but can't help to think he was visiting me before he departed to heaven. This is proof that God does exist after all.
Missing =/= dead.
>>18389012
>He disappeared mysteriously and was never found.
But he was found Anon. He came to be with you.
Is this accurate?
Yes. No. Who knows.
>>18388964
I read the Tim Leary version of this book, has some good info in it mostly pertaining to psychedelic stuff, but I'm sure you could transfer that into death procedures like the original book intended.
It was the first book i can remember i read that i believe allowed me to effect reality with focused spiritual force i swear.
I've been having dreams of me flying for around 10 years now. I remember when it started I couldn't really fly I was more like floating. Like I could jump high and then float around a little bit, but as the years passed I could fly even more and more and last night I had a dream where I could fully fly around still having some difficulties. Feels amazing!
Anyone can relate? Any one has explanation or what it could mean? Discuss
>>18388953
Dreams about flying are directly related to sexual frustration.
>>18388969
The more frustrated you are about your own sex life, the more intense the flying dreams get. That's a major interpretation.
>>18388969
>>18388972
damn is that so. Any more specifics?
What does /x/ think about Terence McKenna?
>>18388924
He was onto some shit. While I don't think alchemy and drugs are AS connected as he'd like to associate them, i think he had a pretty solid foundation of knowledge to share.
The occurrence at the ranch with his brother on mushrooms is a fascinating story.
>>18388924
Intredasting, very potato.
>>18388931
I haven't heard that one. Link?
Does anyone have the full-sized version of this drawing of the hospital bed demon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsvf3_Aey5s
>>18389241
Ths is the gayest thing I've ever seen, an I fap to traps.
>>18388696
It's not a demon its the persons leg + bedrail + something hanging on the wall near the bed.
Stop being so retarded.
Can someone explain this?
It's a happy piece of tin
tin art representing sun moon and earth?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nebra_sky_disk
Yes, it is unusual but there is nothing mysterious or ancient alien about it.
/thread
This is an /x/ related game.
On your own knowledge, which faction would you choose.
I'd personally choose Dragon, because fuck those who wish to leash humanity.
This game is was pretty fun back in the day I never really understood the leveling system though. I seem to remember the luminati had the coolest storyline.
>>18388601
It was alright. Templars were boring """""""""""moral superiority"""""""""""""" faggots (which make no sense because they literally admit they aided Hitler and only changed their ethics code when the world became more integrated which allows blacks into the Cathedral)
Dragon was pretty Matrix tier.
>>18388571
but draconian and reptilians are the ones controlling illuminati and templars