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>>18433569
you find out what kills the crab and you use it.

>>18433572
I dont want to use a fucking crab. Where is the ironic spear.

For all these witches you would think there would be templars or something.

One time I was in forest in night in ireland. I hear a spooky voice ahead of me. I follow it and see a man standing under a tree.
He says "this is nothing"
I run away

>>18433898
sounds lit as fuck

>>18433543

lurk the threads that are already up. or go in the archive.

>be me in past life
>be driving Edsel
>wife is giving me a bunch of shit because I drink myself unconscious every night and she thinks our cat is possessed
>cat is in the back, we are going to see the exorcist
>cat was born with thumbs
>notice cat has managed to operate the mechanism on the cat carrier and has become loose
>turn head
>feel impact on the front of the car
>look back and cat is in carrier, door shut
>wtf.meow
>she must have been hiding in the shadows at the back of the cat carrier
>suddenly hear a voice in my head
>instinctively sense it is the cat's voice
>"This is for being an alcoholic"
>nope.tiff
>get out of car and check road
>it's a dead goat
>seven weeks later die of brain aneurysm
>enter bardo
>cat is there
>tells me my next life will be as a goat so I cannot drink alcohol
>understand the wisdom of this proposal and thank cat
>cat becomes compassionate and tells me that I will be born as a wealthy goat in Argentina
>prostration to cat
>wake up
>imagoat.jpg
>live a wealthy life, eating many hay
>forget about my wife, forget about the temptations of alcohol
>owner dies
>leaves me to her son who shops at Hot Topic
>oh fug im about to be sacrificed
>pray to cat
>cat appears to me in a vision
>"do not worry my child, /x/ will save you"

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>>18433455
>be me, a couple months ago
>making all-grain BIAB oatmeal stout
>let the mash temperature creep too high, worry about denaturing the enzymes so there's no sugar to ferment
>cool it down, dump in some more oatmeal and give it an extra half hour for good measure
>also dump in some sugar to make sure there's something to ferment
>also dump in a cup of spicy organic hot chocolate powder because why not I've already ruined it
>a week later, holy shit there's an inch and a half of yeast on the bottom already
>rack into a secondary
>get another inch of yeast
>bottle and carbonate
>2 weeks later, try some...
>it actually tastes really good, strong enough to knock me on my ass, but no head retention.

>>18433695
>>18433567
I realised how I fucked up, I meant home made scary stories.

I am also very new to posting on this sub, so I apologize in advance for my mistakes.

>>18433444
What are some examples?

>>18433444
That same crap happens to a few anons that post on /x/.
It's an extremely useless ability.
My advice is to drink heavily until it goes away once and for all.

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>>18433279

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwObck9twes

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>>18433279
Oops sorry, better luck next time OP.

>>18433279
The book of the apocalypse is no longer relevant, as it was symbolic shit about current events that have long passed. For all it's worth, the mark of the beast was about roman jew hunters or whatnot.

Cursed item, give it a way throwing it away won't help it has to be accepted.

>uncles probably fine because he never aaccepted anything in the first place.

>>18433222

I'm not even going to pretend to be a moralfag because I'm not but if it is really cursed that's fucked up to just give it to someone else. I don't believe in this shit but I can't just say this stuff isn't happening because even as im typing this I feel funny

is there a way to get rid of it without giving someone else this bad luck shit?

>>18433229

Yes but I doubt you have the training to do it, and I didn't say you had to give it to some unknowing stooge. Sell it on ebay, people pay good money for cursed items, and if you show evidence of your grandpa being into some freaky shit you could get a small fortune out of it.

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They're our selves from a distant future and they're lit as fuck.

If Greys exist, they are probably primates native to this planet like us.

They just live underground.

[x] pale skin bc no sunlight
[x] giant fucking eyes

we might share a common ancestor. at some point the species split up, one took to caves and evolved from there. They became pretty smart, but they are all nerdy af and don't have cool shit like big tits, cigarettes and rock and roll so they are jelly

There's probably life on other planets.
But it's probably not visiting us.
Shit's far.

>>18433090
That is a skinwalker breeding ground there. Don't go there. Unless you're into skinwalker mass orgies, then go and get youself some fine skinwalker ass.

Well it's a cinder cone volcano, so you'll find rocks inside.

Lava rocks. Not ancient giant tree rocks.

>>18433298
Yeah, we were with friends and they didn't want to stop there, because it was going to get dark in an hour or so. They really didn't want to be driving out there after dark. That was all they would say about it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9We2XsVZfc

share yours plox

>>18433026
Highly underrated.
I'll throw one on the same level then.
For some reason I've always loved this song. Not /x/ but same genre.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tOqmrNvfoHk
This one is more /x/, but light.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ieQZoY9PQlY

More on an /x/ level, the sample used is Yes-Roundabout I beleive
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zpRDDJL06zM

It looks familiar but i dont know what its from. I think it's something spiritual. Let another anon give a final answer though

I've seen that somewhere, i'll look around and try to come back with an answer.

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OP here, the box looks exactly like this except the wood is much darker as seen in the OP pic

Someones selling it because they had a house fire and need money. To be clear, my box is a different wood, but it's clearly chinese in some way.

http://www.cang.com/shop/1410862.html?aid=3218

Do you post on 4chan often?

>>18432830

I often lurk! Sometimes I post if I feel I can give meaningful input, but I don't author many threads, no.

I have posted threads like this a few times over the past few years, however! My only regret is that I lack the free time to do so more often.

If you mean what you say, then thanks.

I dont know you, but that doesnt mean I cant love you.

Holy shit dude this has been happening to me my whole life and I kept dismissing these occurences as uncanny coincidences, like I'd learn a new word and then see or hear it used in the same day or following day, happened with longer, more obscure words too. or I'd read about a topic and then person mentions thst exact topic like half a week later, but it's not a trendy topic, some completely unrelated shit. As I experience things and become aware of them, they manifest themselves somehow shortly after - and it obviously isn't about me not noticing them before, because i don't miss a word or entire fucking topic while reading or talking with people. I didn't even know people call this synchronicity. over time I started not paying much attention to this happening, and notice it less and less

not op, but bump. Learned about this the other day and would like to know more

https://youtu.be/aCImur5iqPo

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>stoner wants drug and film info, doesn't go to a drug chan or /tv/ -- does self-identify as clown however

>>18432759
Basically all movies are good to watch stoned.

But to answer your question, i dunno any good horror movies. Every one of them has been just jump scares. There is no movie that made me just creeped out

Banshee chapter, m8. Didnt watch it high, but the next time i got high, the movie kept coming to my head to the point where i left my friends house at 2 am and walked to the nearest mcdonalds.

>>18432755
>OP thinks he can forget the despair code
Good try, but once you've felt it it never goes away. It gets worse, not better from here.

>>18432773
Please stop mentionning the name we need to have it go quiet somehow it's not a joke. Anybody decided to see a doc and managed to report back? Maybe schizo meds could do the trick?

>>18432806
Once you fully disassociate dude it's a looooooong way back

>>18432673
Vissago is an easy summon. I communed with him once, but broke the bind and he left before anything constructive was completed.

>>18432678
Did you have any sort of visual understanding of what he looked like or was me more mystical in body? Also what is the major threat dealing with vissago i know this is quite a silly question but i am just curious

Word of advice, never dabble with demons. You will come to regret it.