How can I summon a UFO?
Fun Fact: You can safely skip any thread that uses a frog image as it will be unfailingly stupid.
>>18460798
>aliens listening to some user of a Mongolian ghost anecdote forum
Come back when you form a cult around them
>>18460798
The Dance of the Three Snakes, with two scantily clad co-eds lazily waving flashlights on a Thursday evening, aimed in the direction of Orion. I suggest also ejecting a couple dozen satellites to broadcast "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" in to space.
Im being held down and spiritually fucked by satan. Anyone know how to get rid of him? Been nearly three years now Ive had him in me. That, or Im paranoid schizophrenic. Either way pretty scary and shitty constant feeling of oppression, fear and despair.
Also often see a back horned figure when I close my eyes, feel like something is on my back, grabbing my neck and feel my third eye area in between my eyes pulsing hard
try going to church and consulting with a priest
>>18460748
satan means adversary its not a name. lufcifer isnt described as having horns. your just crazy because your probably not worth latching onto. i mean lets think about this a being that has existed for a long long time that has real power wants a piggy back ride from you... why
unless you are the false prophet and can preform miracles i doubt your worth his time
thoughts on this and what you can tell me, want to start my own path.
Bump because of religious crisis rn
Bump for Asatru
Bump cuz ragnar is hawt
What the Hell is this, /x/? My friend has this tattoo, but won't talk about it. I've started seeing it other places. Seems sinister or occult.
>>18460690
>I've started seeing it other places.
I totally do not believe that.
>>18460690
Bataille. Acephale.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ac%C3%A9phale
>>18460694
Holy shit. Thanks, Ape.
Redpill me on scientology.
>>18460623
fake and gay
>>18460623
just a fucking scam. tell that to a scientologist and they will get fucking mad, im telling you
How can I find the portal, /x/ ? Agharta looks way better than the surface.
>>18460622
Agharta is a spiritual realm, theres no portal. if you have the "eyes" you'd see it
>>18460622
Go to the Kentucky caves.
>>18462413
don't go to Edmonson
What are Sprites? Sprites are rare cloud to ground +positive lighting strikes. Does the discharge create them or just reveal them as Giant Electric Jelly Fish?
https://youtu.be/F3rfOPG9LNI
https://youtu.be/E14OZ95hqGA
>According to scientists, space is a deadly vacuum that would kill us instantly
>According to scientists, we are currently standing on a """"""round""""" object traveling through space
>Space isn't killing everything on Earth
>If you bring this up, you get called retarded
Top kek. You're all a bunch of sheeple
>>18460550
What is "atmosphere", Alex.
>>18460555
So a bunch of air is safe from space? Why doesn't it get sucked away?
>>18460550
>>18460568
What the fuck? Are you a first grade drop out or are you trolling? Either way, you suck.
can i use magick to win the lottery? How do i do it?
>>18460520
>can I
I imagine so, yes.
>how
intentionality, in short. I'm so novice but intentionality is at the basis of everything. You must simply intent to win.
>>18460531
i have had intent for years now, so i must be missing something.
>>18460520
http://www.usnews.com/news/us/articles/2016-04-06/lottery-insiders-brother-arrested-in-jackpot-fixing-scandal
Magic user here. Did you know that many Lotteries are scams?
Even the Mcdonalds monopoly game they hold annually have been caught as cheats and scams.
It is like holding a charity and taking all the monies for yourself. No one wins except the people that run the scam.
I noticed that one of the planks in my floor looked like a girl was on it. It's strange.
Winter break in the USA.
Bored kids got new devices for Christmas.
Their first thought? "Durr, durr I'm going to shitpost!!"
>>18460480
That infernal kind of wood always shows faces and figures in it. It's like a super-strength pareidolia generator. The same goes for any other wood with knots, streaks, and similar visual textures.
If I ever owned a place with that in it, I'd paint over it or rip it right out (depending on how shot it was to begin with). I grew up looking at that shit...never again!
>>18460480
cum on it
I just left it at the door, I have another who posted it in a while, does anyone recognize this symbol?
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Plz need help i dunno what the fuck is this shit
forget the symbol, we should probably crack that cypher/script
Hi
I was taking a pic for the comfy room thread on /r9k/ and the pic came out like this
I didn't move it or anything
W-what is this thing? I'm freaking out now
>>18460385
clean your camera lens g-genius
>>18460394
It's slightly scratched I can't clean it
Heres a new pic and that thing is gone
Bad film or dirty lens.
let's come on, /x/.
what are these??
When you wake up every morning are you actually waking up/entering into a brand new reality/dimension?
>>18460348
mebbe. I always wonder about all those times I've attempted suicide, yet something always happened to prevent it
please /x/ answer me
>>18460348
no. theres your you
Fact or fiction?
>>18460239
I've never researched it much but I wouldn't be shocked if it's happened. Show me some evidance
https://youtu.be/a2FLrTIdry4
>>18460239
Fact I believe, they determined that the people who "spontaneously combusted" had a high fat count in them and were usually wearing something flamable. They did a report on it a while back
>>18460251
>they
who? fat and flammable material dont just ignite? what gives? where is this report?