How to check if my pet animal is possessed by demons or is a satan?
>>18458911
see if poo smells like sulfur. may have to taste to make sure.
Worship it as God, the proceed to measure the results.
>>18458911
Dogs can't be possessed, as they are an anagram of GOD and unable to approach. If you suspect your cat is possessed, though, test it by throwing holy water on it. If it gets scared, tries to run away, shows signs of discomfort and/or just doesn't like it in general, then it is possessed and you need to cleanse it.
Exorcisms only work on humans with souls connected to god. since animals have no souls, you have to cleanse it with fire. RIP pet cat, but you'll be rid of the demon at least.
Would you date a ghost if you could?
No. Id never date someone I couldnt share food with
I'm in love with a dead girl, so yeah, there's nothing you could think of which I would not do in order for that to be possible. Pretty great, right? Something you consider in passing for an /x/ thread is something I have longed for while screaming on the floor.
>>18458684
Yes
What of the Nu Americana ?
Were you floored ?
>>18458455
I'm a girl btw!
Love this Secret Language that we're speakin ?
>>>/s4s/5004807
Real creation is beyond cause and effect time.
>>18458425
True
We are interpreters, not creators, but by interpreting, we are in the midst of our own creation.
Power is an illusion, because you are an illusion.
>be me
>going camping alone in the woods(don't judge me, i grew up in these woods)
>lots of people talking about this monster that's been scaring the piss out of campers for months
>think nothing of it
>go camping as planned
>sleeping on my bedroll, wake up to really strong copper smell
>forest is quiet
>see silhouette on the edge of camp, looks like someone wearing a ghillie suit with gigantic deer horns
>it's like 9 fucking feet tall and it's making this weird rasping noise
>ohshit.jpg
>just get up and start running, leave my shit
>look back, whatever the fuck it is is doubled over laughing
>realize later it's some retard fucking with me, but for now too scared to stop
>copper smell intensifies suddenly, i trip and fall on my face
>look up, there's another ghillie suit looking thing a few yards away from me
>i know it's real, somehow
>jackass in the fake suit isn't laughing anymore
>'What are you doing, skinwalkers? These are my woods.'
>smell of dirt fills the air, overpowers the copper smell
>look over to the sound of the voice, it's a fucking demonic looking knight-thing(pic related doesn't really describe it, but it's the closest i could find)
>start wondering what the fuck i did to deserve being in the middle of this fucking supernatural gang war
>the ghillie suit thing(the real one) turns to face the knight-thing, stands still for a few seconds, begins to walk away
>i get the fuck up and start running again
cont.
>>18458407
>hear 'What, you're not leaving with your friend? You don't think you can win, do you?'
>terrified wailing from the fake ghillie suit thing
>'Oh. You're not a skinwalker at all.'
>wailing turns into full-on screaming, the likes of which i have not heard before or since then as i reach the edge of the woods
>get to my house(i live right nearby, thank god) and lock fucking everything
>my window is open and i can hear this feminine voice screaming in pain, begging for mercy, carrying on
>slowly, quietly close and lock my window, shaking uncontrollably
>come back from summer break and this really pretty redheaded chick is reported missing from my school
>a few people are mentioning that she had a hobby of dressing up like a monster and scaring campers
>she was always doing shit like this, so it's not unbelievable
>dots connect
>realize she was playing a prank on me and i left her to the mercy of whatever that thing was
Hold me, /x/.
Lazy pasta is lazy as fuck.
>>18458407
What makes you think the knight thing was demonic?
What it look like
Okay /x/ wtf I just saw a green orb zip through the sky (either very big or very close) and it was massive, no sound ot anything no shape, just a green light that seemed to come from over my roof. Wat do? Not a troll either I'm actually scared now
Bumpo
Can someone tell me what that was?
>>18458324
An UFO :^)
>>18458324
It's Santa headed back home, stupid
This is perhaps the most paranormal life ever recorded to be publically available. Read through, you will be amazed and your perception shall change.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Sharpe_Shaver
What.. a guy writes stories for a scifi comic, that's it?
The fuck is wrong with you?
>Ray Palmer reported that "Shaver had spent eight years not in the Cavern World, but in a mental institution".
That about sums it up, doesn't it?
>If anybody actually reads a fucking page anymore
He claimed to have discovered an ancient language he called "Mantong", a sort of Proto-Human language which was the source of all Earthly languages. In Mantong, each sound had a hidden meaning, and by applying this formula to any word in any language, one could decode a secret meaning to any word, name or phrase. Editor Ray Palmer applied the Mantong formula to several words, and said he realized Shaver was onto something.
According to Palmer (in his autobiography The Secret World), Palmer wrote back to Shaver, asking how he had learned of Mantong. Shaver responded with an approximately 10,000 word document entitled "A Warning to Future Man". Shaver wrote of extremely advanced prehistoric races who had built cavern cities inside the Earth before abandoning Earth for another planet due to damaging radiation from the Sun. Those ancients also abandoned some of their own offspring here, a minority of whom remained noble and human "Teros", while most degenerated over time into a population of mentally impaired sadists known as "Deros" ā short for "detrimental robots". Shaver's "robots" were not mechanical constructs, but were robot-like due to their savage behavior.
Alright /x/, I'm new to the community! Merry Christmas btw! Now, enough of that, please feel more than welcome than to tell me some of your stories that will make even /b/ members feel a hole is heir stomach. Greeting from Germany.
*their
>>18458165
/thread
/x/ used to be okay, but everyone's' IQ dropped to about 65. They can barely string together sentences, let alone coherent stories.
Well, off to reddit then...
Apparently Google has only indexed 5% of the Internet. How come so much information is hidden away from easy public access?
Use a better search engine.
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>>18458148
>extraterrestrial pornography
We need to look into this
Google only can search unencrypted plaintext and images. That's why it only has 5 percent. It doesn't have access to passwords, private documents, or the treasure troves of archived files.
Guys help. I came back from the store and I noticed two of my lighted deers got stolen. Plus in my front door there's a creepy doll stroller with what looks like a baby dress on top of it. I'm home alone and called my parents and brother asking what the deal is and they both answered they know nothing about it.
Am I being hexed or something?
Pls help
Gonna need more information on what was left anon. Go outside, get close to the stroller and touch it with your hands in order to bring it inside your home.
>>18458121
There's not much to it really.
On closer inspection it has a Macy's tag to on it. The wheels on the stroller look a little scratched. Weird thing is there isn't a girl toddler living here. It's just my parents, 18 year old brother, and me.
>>18458121
>bring it inside your home
Isn't that inviting some bad mojo? Everything is just so weird.
Here's a picture of the lone lighted deer out of three that was left.
what is the smybols on the wall? and what they are doing?
https://youtu.be/8sORAXvsGjo?t=36m55s
>>18458023
bump
>>18458023
Couldn't tell you much about the sigils, but it looks like a middle-eastern language. Perhaps try finding someone who knows Hebrew or Arabic?
>>18458023
Anyone able to translate?
Does anyone have the picture of the ghost eating peanut butter?
It doesn't exist. Don't ask about that picture again. Here, or anywhere.
>>18457788
>Does anyone have the picture of the ghost eating peanut butter?
Here you go.
>>18457870
Please. I NEED the picture.
Helios why have you forsaken me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFca32_7YUU
because you suck
>>18457467
>why have you forsaken me
In your eyes, forsaken me
In your thoughts, forsaken me
In your heart, forsaken me
Oh, trust in my, self-righteous suicide
I cry when angels deserve to die
In my self-righteous suicide
I cry when angels deserve to die
Ayer me espantaron
>>18457318
Que?
>>18457319
tu pasta es mi pasta
i like pasta
spaghett!
>>18457318
Ayyyyyy el mio se prendiĆ³ /arepa/?
Second Coming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_wTDeUNXRQ
>>18457307
second helping
What is the meaning of this video? Like seriously does anyone Have an interpretation on that?
>>18457481
Only you can know that.