Is CERN really a means for demons to manifest in reality or any of this other insanity it supposedly is?
No.
>>18955367
Okay I guess that settles that then
>>18955340
Just allow negative thoughts to consume your body and mind, and then act on impulsive bad decisions. You're now a demon manifest in the flesh by choosing dumb shit.
Alright X, hear me out
What if, in the event of a zombie apocalypse, you just shaved your whole fucking body and covered yourself in oil? Think about it. If a zombie grabbed you or something you could just slip right away (you're naked too btw, who gives a shit, everyone is dead). Have you ever tried to hold a fuckin chicken breast thats all oiled up? That shits like a rape house bar of soap. Anyway, thoughts?
>>18955337
one could grab a quick nibble every now and then with exposed flesh
if you make a bulletproof/zombieproof lube-suit then sure
>>18955376
alright so lets say you wear one of them leather suits and lube that up. Besides the heat that would work great
Hair grows back within a day or two you would constantly have to find the time and the safe haven to completely shave your entire body every single day
Hello 4chan members,
I'm mostly just browsing here as an anon.
But this time I would really appreciate help of this community. I found on a lot of papers of some family member these writings as seen on picture(just a quick paint drawing). Do some of you recognize this? I am thinking that it might be some fanatic organization, but it could also be some band symbol. Thank YOU in advance!
Looks like runes.
Ingwaz, algiz, sowilo.
>>18955325
Did you find that specific combination of runes? If so enjoy your ghost dickings tonight.
>>18955332
Thanks man, they are exactly that! I found on a site some meanings about them but it gives me no clue. It could be just fooling around.
Shove your big, hard, red pill down my throat plz.
>>18955068
You have sexual urgencies that we can't do nothing about.
>>18955075
> You have sexual urgencies that we can't do nothing about.
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Post your Spooky memes here, /x/.
>>18954939
I keep telling people not to kill spiders because they are reincarnated wizards, and now I have proof!
I could totally beat a ghost right?
I mean if I just detonate a 50 megaton nuclear warhead on the front doorstep of the world's most haunted house I beat them.
Someone post the ghost puncher pasta.
>nukes
>boner
>>18954924
No. That would be the worst thing you could possibly do to a ghost. Ghosts are made of energy. That energy came from an emotionally traumatic moment and imprinted itself on the environment. A nuclear bomb would only amplify the energy and create either 1,000,000 ghosts scattered across the countryside OR ONE GIANT GHOST. Do you want to bear the responsibility for unleashing that upon the living?
The look on your face when:
You want to save the world by fooling it.
Have to put name into forum.
Become John Titor.
Fool them into peace.
You discover a theory on quantum string manipulation or quantum event string theory (QEST). Test it.
Peaks interest of one of the others. Meet green lizard hottie. Get pussy, she's filled with your cum. She gives you heart sign and leaves.
You continue manipulating history using your theory.
You cause the Mandela Effect.
You overthrow the god of this world.
Gotcha.
>>18954785
We helped you, don't go to far in your ego trip or you'll get lost.
>John Titor gets space pussy
What a pimp.
>weaboo thread is a crap rp thread
What a shocker.
If I put a statue of a fairy in my garden, will I piss the fairies off?
Tell me it is not made of iron
>>18954585
You're in luck bro, you can't piss off something that doesn't exist.
>>18954592
I was looking at stone.
have any of you ever communicated with animals telepathically? or done anything weird like get wild animals to come to you?
if there any kind of magick or third eye bullshit I can do to get animals to like me?
>>18954256
>there any kind of magick or third eye bullshit I can do to get animals to like me?
have you tried petting and feeding them?
Yah. If you can play charades, then you must be psychic.
Animals are just generally more skilled at this for two reasons:
- Nobody ever told them they couldn't
- They dont't have as many words
A good way to practice is ducks. Go to the park, and for once in your life, try seeing them as individual people. They're not all the same size. Did you know that? They don't all have the exact same feather patterns. Have you ever noticed that?
If you can't tell one duck from another in a flock, then you're going to have the same kind of relationship as racists who explain they all Chinese people are the same--in a conversation about Korea.
Once you're able to tell one duck from another, you'll be able to notice something else too; they have different personalities. They have different social structures, including one usually larger duck who's always in charge. And if you can get their manager to communicate to the other ducks that you're cool, then you're in.
But see, that's the tricky part. Because it has to seem like the head honcho's idea. If he seems intimated by you, they're all going to scatter, because if he gets nervous, they all get nervous. So to get in with the ducks, close enough to let you see their babies if you want to, you have to be able to isolate the one in charge, and observe the way others circle around him.
Notice how they sway while they walk by, exactly how far they keep distance, how long they hold eye contact. If you can match those frequency equations, and show to the flock that you have the same kind of relationship with them as they have to each other, you'll be in.
Have you eger been *inside* a duck flock? Like, actually all the ducks around you in a circle, without them taking off in flight? I have. It's neat.
Thos guy does it with lions, no guns:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tC7DuEEk-zY
>>18954697
WACIST!!!!!
So anyone have horror stories or urban myths about this park? Going in a month or so and I want to be spooked out while I'm there.
Nothing documented or otherwise has ever happened there, hence the nickname "most boring park in America". Sorry :(
>>18953909
Damn /:
What about Yosemite? And creepy things there?
>>18953880
(64:6.7) Because of this great retrogression the red men seemed doomed when, about sixty-five thousand years ago, Onamonalonton appeared as their leader and spiritual deliverer. He brought temporary peace among the American red men and revived their worship of the "Great Spirit." Onamonalonton lived to be ninety-six years of age and maintained his headquarters among the great redwood trees of California. Many of his later descendants have come down to modern times among the Blackfoot Indians.
>Be me, young, talking to wiccan (unbeknownst to me)
>"Wiccanon, you are poo-poo, and stink!
>He curse me
>10 years later, still here, just fine
Did he fail his curse, or are wiccans just poo-poo, and stink?
>>18953810
>Crap thread
>crap image
OP still cursed, too cursed to be able to tell
>>18953820
but he curse me to harm, not to make dumb
>>18953810
pyrobro here, wiccans think they're all that but they're really just fucking losers
basically the kind of people that post threads with frogs and cry about having no gf on /x/
So guys, me and my friends found this youtube channel with thousands of random videos with random effects and pictures that seem to repeat themselves.
Any idea what it might be?
Vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSII_F89iEQ
Another one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3PW8cQG-Fw
Some of them have random game names or just random words at the begining and then something in Russian
I am pretty freaked out to be honest.
>>18953638
it might be somebody who is learning to manipulate computer graphics.
>>18953638
>minecraft
its an autistic ghost
how to use magic for gains?
to clarify i don't give a shit about getting sex from being more aesthetic i just want to be more juicy
pic very related
>>18953632
Try Chinese Martial arts. Most Spiritualism and Magic is about empowering what you already have.
Qi-Gong is a light exercise used to move the Spirit Energy around the body and strengthen it.
Every kind of witchcraft comes from carnal lust, OP.
>>18953632
>what is proteine
get the fuck back to /fit/ you manlet
I found these creepy trees today: https://photos.google.com/share/AF1QipOQuvBombyn9SVmPLO4XILZpEbqsIQzazXl5b-zdtOemJ_t5KAA3Y1yZTJTrtL7IQ?key=empmRWVvR1RSZzh5NjNKMVpMVWlTTkZpTVZaUzlR ; There were 2 of them, both standed out, black (ash?) and there were some marks of claws or something like this. Maybe it's a portal? Big energy can make such damage I think. You know anything of this or maybe it's for example marked trees for people which train to shoot them? Are these can be marks maded by a gun? I don't know, maybe I think too much but it looks pretty weird to me.
>>18953527
OP, did you know that large animals have claws and that they sharpen them on tree trunks routinely?
Did you know that things like bears exist?
But no, I'm sure it's a portal. Occam's razor after all.
>>18953547
Dude its definitely a werebear.
Haha, I know it could be some animal but in my country, especially in the Warsaw (in the Nature Reserve) there is no such animals exist. The biggest animal is a deer. And trees are black, like it was touched by fire but there is no damage. Only claws.
he won't be there for long
pics someone?
>>18953516
Of what you idiot?
>>18953516
I caught this on my shitty night cam last night. I swear you can see a face in the trees.