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Alright X, hear me out
What if, in the event of a zombie apocalypse, you just shaved your whole fucking body and covered yourself in oil? Think about it. If a zombie grabbed you or something you could just slip right away (you're naked too btw, who gives a shit, everyone is dead). Have you ever tried to hold a fuckin chicken breast thats all oiled up? That shits like a rape house bar of soap. Anyway, thoughts?
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>>18955337
one could grab a quick nibble every now and then with exposed flesh
if you make a bulletproof/zombieproof lube-suit then sure
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>>18955376
alright so lets say you wear one of them leather suits and lube that up. Besides the heat that would work great
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Hair grows back within a day or two you would constantly have to find the time and the safe haven to completely shave your entire body every single day
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>>18955558
you could wax yourself, that would cut it down to something like once a week
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wear leather?? try to bite through leather
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>>18957634
You can't really bite through leather. plus the point is that you're slippery so they don't get the chance
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>>18955337
thats half balsamic vinegar you barbarian
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