The new Poke-Mans and what we know about them
Source: http://serebii.net/pokemon/newpokemon.shtml
>>27651755
Not even the right link
Great going
>>27651755
>>27651781
Oh forbid you have to click the thing that says click here you might pull a muscle, how careless of me
Is this the essential Alola experience?
>multiple Gen 1 pokemon
You will never not be plebs.
Fuccbirb
>>27651756
>2/6
>water takes extra damage from electric types, presumably because water conducts electricity
>steel, another conductive substance, is strong to electricity
>steel is weak to fire instead, even though we all know jet fuel can't melt it
>steel is apparently no match for the muscles of fighting types
>flying is weak to rock because reasons
>fairies destroy dragons and are immune to them. wtf kind of folklore is this based on?
>bugs and fighting types have trouble damaging each other, but bugs and normals just deal standard damage
>ground is a thing when we already have rock
>rock is actually weak against ground??
>poison is weak against psychic because why not?
>>27651731
>fairies destroy dragons and are immune to them. wtf kind of folklore is this based on?
Fairy tales. Knight comes along, defeats the dragon, rescues the princess. That sort of deal, apparently.
Steel is neutral to Electric defensively.
>>27651731
>>steel, another conductive substance, is strong to electricity
No, it's neutral and NVE when attacking it. Hit another Pokemon that isn't Magnemite with Thunderbolt.
Also heat makes metal expand and strongmen can bend steel bars.
>re: Bug
I think it's something about how if some insects were to scale, they'd have superhuman strength. Normal type is "neutral" to the rules and only deterred by durability.
Rocks are minerals. Ground includes the concept of pressure.
So there's still NOTHING about Megas. Not even "no new Megas", just nothing ABOUT them in general.
Fingers crossed for their removal.
I wish this "megas are removed" meme dies.
>>27651370
If I remember correctly, it was either today or yesterday in 2013 that Mega Evolutions were revealed.
Honestly I'll be fine with it either way. Some of them needed it, others are just badass, but it got out of hand pretty fast.
Is it true?
>>27651362
yes.
double the weakness double the pleasure.
quadruple the weakness and something magical happens.
Hard mode:which fire type would you be and which steel type would you
Chimchar and aron
>>27651362
>tfw humans are Normal type, and only take pleasure from fighting
>tfw i have no face
Let's have a nice popplio thread,shall we?
>>27651259
Realize that all popplio threads will turn into furry bait threads because its final evo is a S L U T, and kys
>>27651352
>No Fun Allowed Edition
summer is here
wtf is the purpose with that thing? looks like it's just a toy that connects to your 3ds and just vibrates, blinks and does some stupid sounds when you activate your Z move
>>27651159
Pretty sure that's it. It's a toy for kids, what did you expect?
>>27651159
It is for toddlers. what did you think?
>>27651179
at least the walker in heart gold and soul silver had some kind of function, this is just shit
>There are people right now that hate these things with a fiery passion
It's a ghost sandcastle, learn to live a little. Geez.
>>27651135
Like ten of them. Vocal minorities are the worst.
>>27651135
I don't hate it but I do think the design looks lame as fuck.
>>27651135
This sandcastle is a disgrace to mons like Chandelure and Aegislash.
>Regular Marowak: 99lbs
>Alolan Marowak: 74lbs
Is Alolawak Ghost because it died from malnourishment?
It looks lankier and more streamlined. It's probably just more physically fit since it dances. I'm guessing it loses defense in favor of speed, and perhaps gets Dancer as an ability.
Mathematically speaking, that's a 25% drop in weight. So, yeah, that'd make sense.
>>27651128
Regular Marowak are just fat
Do not share the same secret people seriously
>“There is a secret hidden in that little body. In fact, there are also surprising secrets about the starter Pokémon too…!?”
Actually CoroCoro said they all share a secret so it is most likely the same secret. CoroCoro would have said. The starters share a secret. And so does Rockruff. But no. The original CoroCoro that mentioned the secret mentions the starters and rockruff
Why the fuck would it mention all four having a secret, if they didn't share a similar secret.
Jesus christ, basic fucking logic and common sense is dead.
no es synchro por favor
ITT: The little things you want to see in SuMo
>Gems return and are unnerfed back to their Gen V status aka they deal 1.5 dmg instead of 1.3
>>27650975
>SuMo
Fuck off.
Is making Ice type not shit a small thing?
The nurse saying "Your Pokemon are now fighting fit!" after healing your party.
The only thing I fucking want is a pure water type alolan sableye that search for pearls in the sea caves
>>27651049
>Moon is associated with fairies
This sounds like they are terrified
Quick, nickname your spooky sandcastle
>Beachead
Hearst Castle, based off the castles in
>>27650965
Sandnigger
Fat Bastard
he looks like he's going GET IN MAH BELLY
This is it, /vp/
Gen 7 is my gen 5.
Will you still be defending this shit come November?
Yeah, Gen 7 makes Gen 5 look like Gen 1 at this point. Pretty appalling.
>>27650954
>that pic
God I wish I were that sandcastle.
>>27650973
You take that back you piece of shit. You may joke about a lot of things but do not, i repeat DO NOT trash talk gen 1. Show some respect you little turd.
OH SHIIIIT
Flare?
What about Flare you cocksleeve
>>27650910
>Not RMAGPFS