Well then, where do you want me to break you first?

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Did you just say something, creep?

>>378444823
Nobody brought it when you had it dressed up as Chun Li.
Nobody is going to buy it now.

Stop posting your fucking sex doll.

>>378444954
Anon, where did the she touch you?

>That way the life bars just pop in with no transition at all
Come on, Capcom, I thought you were supposed to be The Best

pls break my penis

>>378444697
You can break me once you're fun to play.

I want her to stomp on my neck then suffocate me with her tits or ass.

>>378444697
If I can breathe, you're doing it wrong.

>>378444823
Nei fy faen....

>>378445801
Swedes not allowed here.

>>378445124
Thats the problem it didnt touch him not even a sex doll wants to touch him

>>378445936
He's not Swedish, Mac, he's Norwegian

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>>378445936
Wrong country m8

>>378444697
You can break the record time it takes to make me cum.

Which is not a lot if I'm being honest

>>378446028
Shut the fuck up bitch. You don't know me. None of you know me, what i am capable of. Don't fucking push me. And for the record, i fuck every day, dolls or real girls. Doesn't matter, if it has a hole i've fucked it

>>378446117
>>378446097
>Implying there's a difference
Norway is just a part of the swedish empire along with denmark anyway

>>378446218
2edgy4me

>love using Juri in SFIV
>feel like im forcing myself to use her in SFV because she is mechanically completely different and extremely boring in V

I still don't know what they were going for, and why they felt the need to do it

>>378446218
lmao, you're fucking pathetic.

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>>378446328
t. Swede

>>378446218
>If it has a hole
Men?
Children?
Animals?
Tooth Cavities?
Horseshoe Theory?
Rotten Wood?

>>378446391
You forgot her theme is awful now too.

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>>378444697
ooooooooohhhhh so scary

>>378446525
All. Of. Them.

>>378444697
Got any webms of her new school outfit?

>>378446554
The music collectively in SFV is awful though. Some of the actual worst in any fighting game I've played. I often turn off the soundtrack entirely. SFV is the first game I've ever played where I felt the need to just straightup turn off the music

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>>378446834
>people prefer SFIV's generic 4/4 stomping over SFV's amazing soundtrack

>>378444697
weeew those cheeks!

>>378444697
>Shitty mod ruining Juri's unique figure
I fucking hate modders.

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>>378446391

They probably just mainly made it so you don't treat her like a damn shoto and just shoot her leg-fireballs from across the screen

You also don't have to hold her kick buttons to hold her charges....AND she still has her gigantic-hitbox-great-anti-air standing HK....how is it Juri users still don't like her so much.

I don't even use her and I KNOW those changes were for the better

>>378447264
Not him, but I've played Juri as a pocket in USFIV and I love her SFV incarnation even more. She is in dire need of some buffs, however.

>>378444697
ah, PC master race

>>378447264
>You also don't have to hold her kick buttons to hold her charges
And also made it so that she only has one instead of three, and you can't string multiple fireballs together in combos. It's fucking lame.

She also has no parry-dash because Nash wants to feel special and her cartwheel was turned into a DP instead of a carry. I also believe she has no divekicks now.

>>378447224
>unique figure
>idiotic model with thick thighs but absolutely no ass so it looks dumb as shit

Stop.

>>378447057
I hate them both. I wish Capcom wasn't so creatively bankrupt and would stop remixing twenty year old songs.

>>378447057
>SFV has the best soundtrack
>1 song
>its the dlc christmas level that most people skipped on

>>378444697
I want her to step on my face and my dick

>>378447635
You have literally every other girl in SF for that. Having slightly bigger thighs than ass is possible and it worked for Juri since she's meant to look more slender and athletic, especially around her midsection. and back.

Retard modders just inflate proportions because muh dick, the balloon asscheeks look stupid and you know it.

>>378447264
Because they completely changed her play style? They altered a bunch of her normals, removed most of her special moves, and whatever was left functions very differently. She went from being a unique zoner (with the ability to rushdown in certain situations) to a generic rushdown character just like everyone else in SFV

>>378447902
Playing Juri as a rushdown character will blow up in your face. Not only does it not work, the damage output is minimal since you constantly need to decide between damage and pressure due to charges required for the former.

Juri is still a zoner, though she zones differently now.

>>378446218
Best post I've seen today.

>>378447568
Actually, to anybody that couldn't use her in 4 she is great now.

>Continue to make Juri low tier.
What did they mean by this?

>>378450401
You're waifu will never be as popular as Cammy.

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Did anyone else find the story unintentionally hilarious? Everyones body is fucking huge, they come off as stocky like how midgets look off irl. Yet the proportions of the world, like cars, doors and such, are realistic. Combine that with the ridiculously stilted dialogue, strange mannerisms, and the fact that everyone looks fucking ridiculous yet coexists with people not dressed in stupid costumes, I couldnt stop laughing most of the way through. Theres this part where cammy fights a cop and I was dying.

For some reason their proportions dont look off in fights, just when theyre standing around doing normal things.
>walking around super villain secret base
>suddenly fucking Mike Tyson shows up

>>378451332
No.

>>378451332
No.

>>378451332
Yes.

>>378451332
Maybe.

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Would you buy a NINE HUNDRED AMERICAN DOLLARYDOO statue of your waifu if it was the thiccest statue in figure history?

>>378451332
No.

>>378451332
>Zangief stealing the show

My only complaint was Chun-li the "strongest woman in the world" jobbed at every possible moment

At least they made up for it by letting you look at her from all sorts of lewd angles

>>378452806
>that arm
unffff

>>378451332
Yes.
>>378451432
>>378451673
>>378452662
>>378452816
Worked.

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>>378444697
>her vaginal muscles could probably snap your penis in half inside of her

>>378445936
Stop being racist towards Swedes immediately!

>>378447057

Both of them are terrible midi crap, pathetic that II still have much better music and sounds overall.

Mute that shit and put some music.

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>>378444697
>another man with wig and fake tits

>>378452806
Maaaaaybe if her boobs were a little bigger.

>>378452806
I bought Mileena, Cammy, and Juri instead. Totaled to about 1500. Can't stomach another 900 desu.

How's her foot game?

>>378453873
Guys don't have butts like that

>>378454668
Yes we do. I got an ass just like that

>>378454591
It's overrated and not her best aspect.

>>378455139
No you don't, quit lying to yourself.

>>378451332
Yes, Street Fighter V's story mode was fucking hilarious. So many good parts

>"MASTER BISON, I HAD SUPER HACKERS SOMEHOW BUILD LIKE NINE DEATH STARS TO GIVE YOU ULTIMATE POWER, ISN'T THAT AWESOME?!"
>"Meh... I can do with it or do without it."

>The entire story is about Nash's revenge mission
>Nash, Rashid and FANG are obviously the main characters
>Guile's entire mission SINCE STREET FIGHTER 2 has been to find Charlie Nash
>Finally finds him and they barely talk or do anything
>Nash literally dies in a massive blue REVENGE ENERGY EXPLOSION to kill Bison
>Bison comes out UNSCATHED

>Necalli is this ULTIMATE EVIL who appears ANYWHERE and kills ANYTHING
>Necalli is SO IMPORTANT that he's the final shot in the opening movie.
>Ryu pretty much meditates for a day and beats him like it's nothing

>Alex just wants to work on his trailer and beats the fuck out of Dhalsim FOR NO REASON.

>Juri somehow drives a motorcycle across an ocean.

>The police officer that Cammy beats up has a fucking name for some reason, it's "Peter".
>Peter is just trying to do his job.

>Zangief breaks a fucking sword on his chest

>Nadeshko, R.Mika's wrestling partner (who shows up in fights) doesn't show up in her story mode AT ALL.
>The real story mode comes around and Nadeshko STILL DOESN'T SHOW UP.
>Mika spends the entire story bickering with Ibuki... when it should have been Nadeshko! She's right fucking there!

That's all of the moments I can think of right now, I might add more later. Holy fuck, the story mode was amazing how bad it was at times, maybe that was the point? Honestly though, I hate Ed's redesign, I just wanted a kid/teen character, but I guess I'll have to just wait until Yun and Yang or something

>>378455501
I'd show you, but then the thread would derail and gays start hitting on me (creepy)

>>378455658
again, lying to yourself doesn't make it become true

>>378455772
I know you're just fishing for boy butts but it's not working

>>378455879
I'm not fishing for anything, I'm not a faggot.
My point still stands, a majority of guys don't have shapely butts that curves like that.

>>378455879
why would you lie to people on the internet?

>>378454584
>That spare income

Teach me

>>378452964
When Zangief showed up with steam coming out of his muscles with every breath, that was awesome I will admit.

>>378456608
>be a student
>apply for financial aid
>get oodles of cash

It's immoral but who gives a shit?

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>>378455643
I had no idea about the plot from earlier SF games so that just makes it funnier.
>I-I cant kill Bison....
>FUCK YOU CANT, YOU GET OUT THERE AND KILL THE SHIT OUT OF HIM REEE

>>378444823
Man, I wish I could buy a sex doll.

>>378444697
>Juri is a generic boobie monster with bolt ons that look totally artificial now

Fuck Capcom for this. So much.

>>378452806
>ingame model has gorilla hands/feet
>$900 model fixes this

So how much do I gotta pay to get them to fix the fucking ingame models, or is that what SFVI's selling point is gonna be?

>>378452806
This is not a nine hundred dollar figure, thats fucking bullshit.

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ED Soon.

>>378451332
Story mode was the biggest fucking embarrassment I've ever seen. Who on Earth thought you could make some dark, grandiose story about a hobo obsessed with fighting and a russian pro wrestler saving the world from an international terrorist organisation who's grunts only use their fists?

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>>378457421
Laura sets my dick ablaze.

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>>378455879
>>378456341
>>378456402
Kill the thread...NOW

>>378444697
Was she so thick in SFIV? Smaller tits would fit her better imo.

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>>378444697
My dick

break that first

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>>378457582
looks like a mod, anon. Her body is literal 10 in game.

>>378457001
>doll
Just wait a few more years, we'll have functional sexbots by then
Better start saving now

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>>378457523
shes quite something

>tfw no juri gf to bully my dick with her feet

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Fang gets patched aahahahaha

>>378444697
They really wanted the League of Legends audience with SF5 huh?

Making the game accessible but "esports" and lots of sexy girls.

Too bad they didnt understand that you still have to deliver a functional product on top of that.

>>378457870
Disgusting navel piercing

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>>378444697
Capcom already broke your fun play style from SFIV and replaced it with boring garbage so I'm already broken enough thanks.

>>378458381
At least Banana Ken finally got his true main

>>378449759
They dumbed her down significantly. If you liked Juri in SFIV and you were good with her in SFIV, she's not going to feel enjoyable at all.

>>378446587
is it wrong that i want to put my cock in her mouth? and pee down her thoat?

>>378457523
All dat hair clipping, is Capcom a barber shop?

>>378451332
>Mike Tyson and Eminem engaged by anime cosplayers

>>378458950
None of them

>>378457563
Alright listen here fagola, lets take a trip back to the history of 4chan.

Tits or gtfo in the olden days of the good old fourchannel was used to keep girlies from saying they are a girlie for no reason other than to phish for betamales; In that same sense: if you go around saying shit like:

"I have an amazing ass"

You better expect people are going to ask to be shown that ass, because there is no reason for you to mention it otherwise. Get the picture?

Now you have about 2.5 options here,
>Show your ass,
>Show someone else's ass
>LEAVE. NOW.

Pick two.

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>>378458639
It is weird, but you do you, you mess of a person.

>>378457523
>man like hands and feet
Only misses an adams apple to be full tranny

>>378458639
Nothing wrong with using toilets the way they're meant to be used.

>>378459224
>ugly girl thinking she can pull off a juri face

>>378459449

There is a river separating Straight Town and Gaysville. Guess which side of the river you're on.

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>>378458381

>>378458639
That's all Juri's good for.

>>378456796
>spending loan money on shitty chinese cartoon figurines from VIDYA GAMES

leling at your life right now.

>>378459670
>loan

Nope. "free". I'm also leling.

>>378459224
cringe/10

wold fug. cosplayer are cringy but good fugs

>>378457183
its modded

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Does anyone have any good sexy Street Fighter V mods that are easy to turn off when I have friends over?

>>378460185
lol faggit

if you were true bros you'd play together and have a good fap

>>378452806
I would eat Chun-li's shit served on a plate

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>>378460185

Toggling is hard huh?

>>378451332
My favourite part was when Vega just got away with everything, and then peaces the fuck out to be honest.

>The Year of Our Lord 2017
>people still complaining about huge hands and feet

>>378451332
>ryu sits under a waterfall for like 2 days off screen
>ok I have no purged the satsui no hadou from my body I am god now

>>378460320
>karin abs
Got any screens? I'm desperately lacking in Karin content.

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There's something wrong with this game. I memorize my combos and mix-ups, and I feel like nothing my opponent does impacts the way I play. It's simple.

Whiff punish -> combo -> mix-up -> bait reversal, throw, or go for counter hit set-up.

Gief is the only character who feels different and that's because he plays like he does in SFIV

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>>378446328

>>378460757
>he plays like he does in SFIV
lmao

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>>378451332
And he's not even an athletic cop, he's just some fucking old man. Very heroic of you, cammy.

>>378460975

Reading comprehension you capcbro.

>>378461080
what the fuck are you talking about you redditor

>>378460714
google

>>378461159

what the fuck happened to cvck

>>378461274
shut the fuck up god damn you are cancer

>>378460185
maybe just stop being a slave to your dick

>>378444697
Did her bust increase two cup sizes over the previous game?

>>378461436
It did, but that mod increases it by four.

>>378452806
What materials is it made of?

If it were a bit soft I'd fucking sell my right arm for one.

>>378461625
Time to have my glasses checked, thanks anon.

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>>378459224
That girl is legit crazy.
Seriously. Do not proceed.

>>378444697
break my virginity, please

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>>378459224
>3D

>>378457870
>hurrr how do nipples work
I mean it's still hot but c'mon now

>>378461038
>>378451332
Peter is top tier.
Cammy would be foolish to hold back against him.

>>378458291
what's her name?

>>378451332
Super Saiyan Rashid was the best

>>378446218
10/10. I am amused

>>378445936
>>378446097
>>378446117
We don't allow happy countries on this board

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MY GOD, THE SLUT MENACE IS OUT OF CONTROL! SLUT POLICE EMERGENCY!

>>378446391
She is probably the worst character in the game. Just give up on her

>>378446391
> boring

The huge hands and feet are modeled that way for hitbox purposes you actual retards. The "/v/ doesn't know anything about fighting games" meme was real after all.

>>378444697
These characters are never attractive on the basis of the manhands/bigfoot sized appendages

>>378456609
that?
dude
he fucking broke a katana with his pec.
that was the best momment of street fighter history

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>>378444697
in my dick! i want you to break my dick!