>4 weeks until E3

>>377004040
>E3 2017
>Main stage event to kick off the show.
>Letters appear on the big screen
>HI
>Audience: Wooo
>Are you having a good time?
>Audience: Yeahhh
>Are you ready to have an even better time?
>Audiance fuck yeah's
>(A giant 10 appears on the screen)
>It begins to count down and the audience joins in with each tick.
>9
>8
>7
>6
>5
>4
>2
>(the audience looks confused)
>Did I miss something?
>The audiance cheers: YES
>What?
>Audience: 3
>Oh no I didn't
>Audience: Oh yes you did
>Oh dear I did, this is sad...
>Audience: awww
>...it's sadder than that
>Audience: AWWWW
>I've run out of three's
>(Suddenly a loud laugh can be heard at the back of the room by a few audience members he's been laughing for 3 mins)
>AH HAH I've got it since it's ethree I'll put three e's on for you how's that?
>(the audience cheer)
>(three e's are spread out on the screen, suddenly other letters come from the darkness , g, a, b, n, w, l, l)
> (the laughing man get's uop onto the stage refusing the help of the industrial crane brought in to help him up.)
> ITS GABE
>(The light's intensify so that his teeth are the most luminous thing in the galaxy, then nothing)
>Come back next year.

tfw no Ghost trick 2

I hope they finally announce Twilight Princess.

>>377004639
feels bad man

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If they don't announce GameCube VC then I will kill my cat in pic related

>>377004954
STOP

>>377004695
That and when they announced melee we're my favorite

>>377005192
>NEW CLASSIC TOMB RAIDER
Bit of an oxymoron, don't you think?
Ever?

>>377004595
all this effort for something so unfunny. this caused zero chemical reaction in my brain upon reading it, it was that unimpactful

>>377005314
Not really. He probably means something akin to Sonic Mania. New game with old gameplay.

>>377005725
Ew. Mega Man 9 I can understand, Sonic Mania well maybe they could improve the formula, but Tomb Raider? Maybe he means Legends era, but that wasn't great either.

>>377004040
I'd like you to explain two things:

Why are you implying that E3 is a bad thing that you are dreading? E3 is one of the most exciting times of the year for game fans because of all the new stuff getting announced

Why do you post this low-effort spam thread so many times?

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Please, let it happen... This and Devil May Cry..

>>377005192
>>377005908
Got a template?

>>377004040
so soon? have no hype for it what so ever.

>Solidus's VA died
Fuck

>>377005823
Classic Tomb Raider is fun though. There's just something satisfying about how precise all the movement is. Really captured the atmosphere and feeling of loneliness too.

>>377005897
Is this literally your first day on /v/

>>377005897
Ah to be young and new again...

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>>377005947
I got you mang.

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>caring about meme3

>>377005993
Thank you.

>>377004639
good. the game is perfect as it is. finished it again just a few minutes ago. the final mission still blows my mind.

>>377005936
Theives in Time didn't do great did it? Best you can hope for now is movie tie in

I'm so excited. E3 is genuinely my favorite time of the year. I'm going to buy a bunch of candy and snacks, cook some frozen pizza, and build myself a pillow fort.

>>377005192
Scorpio isn't even a new console.
Why do people keep saying "scorpio needs games"?

>>377005978
>>377005991
I've been here for many years. Sometimes it's good to put aside the stupid argumentative meme shit and just be rational.

>>377006118
Ehh, some news on that would be great too but I'd rather have a new game. Plus Kevin Miller isn't even voicing Sly so that's lame.

>>377005897
>Why are you implying that E3 is a bad thing
How did you even reach that conclusion?

this is my first E3 on /v/, what am i in for? do you guys have tons of snack/delivery for 3 days of nonstop posting. who is the gaming site that we will watch? giant bomb?

>>377006257
It looks like Squilliam is dying because E3 is getting closer and closer

>>377006282
just expect a bunch of faggotry and hopefully KANGZposting

>>377006142
(Xbone doesn't have games)

>>377006282
I just watch the official streams with /v/ open on a second monitor.
Then I watch demolition-d and easy allies streams later.

>>377005958
Oh fuck, it's real

>>377006342
Anon keeps posting that because he's excited about E3.
It doesn't imply he hates the event at all.

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>>377006354
>spoiler
Are you me?

>>377006354
>I watch demolition-d
Stop encouraging him to stream, get him to make videos again

>>377006442
His streams are fun too and last a longer time than a 5 minute video though.

>>377005192
There will be a drinking game on the comfy theatre, right?

All I want from Ubisoft is a new Rayman game. And why are there so few games like it god damn, I just want good couch co-op platformers to play with friends.

>>377004954
YAMEROOOOOO

Ape Escape 4

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>>377004040
Mfw my birthday is the day before e3

>>377005897
I think he's clutching his heart because he's excited.

You dummy.

>>377007047
I've actually seen the Spongebob episode that it's from, and he falls down like that because he's so shocked (in a negative way) that Spongebob's band blew the crowd away with their performance

>>377007110
And wouldn't that imply E3 would blow us a way with a good show?
How is that a negative post then?

>>377005993
It's missing Bethesda

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>>377004040
>my face when Ace Combat 7 details

>>377008778
Are they holding a presentation this year?

>>377008812
No, that's your face when she mad for the penis.

Great. Another month until disappointment, again.

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>>377005897
>People like this genuinely exist
Bet you don't even know why the site is called 4chan

>>377009961
Yea
http://m.uk.ign.com/articles/2017/02/16/e3-2017-bethesda-press-conference-confirmed-date-announced

>>377008812

>using facebook-"reaction"images

faggot go back to >>>/r/eddit

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>Proper Pokemon MMO
>STALKER 2
>2D Metroid
>Manhunt 3
>Looking Glass Studios reforms to create Thief sequel
>Socom 2 HD re-release
>EA, Ubisoft, and Activision go bankrupt
>Chakan sequel
>Monster Hunter 5 trailer, multiplat
>Microsoft sells the Rare IPs to literally anyone
>Mr. Bones sequel
>Kirby's Dream Course sequel with online multiplayer
>TimeSplitters 4
>Valve announces an original IP
>FF7 Remake looks promising
>Red Dead Redemption 2 not delayed
>Konami sells off all its IPs after going bankrupt
>Splinter Cell returns to its roots
>Ocarina of Time/Majora's Mask/3D ALttP remakes announced for Switch
>2D Castlevania
>Platinum sign agreement to never do another licensed game, funded by mysterious billionaire video game connoiseur
>New Ueda project announced
>Metal Gear Rising 2
>Demon's Souls 2
>Troika reforms to create Bloodlines sequel
>Half-Life 3 finally formally cancelled
>2D Zelda
>Cyberpunk 2077 gameplay trailer, isn't cyberpunk Witcher 3
>VR, motion, F2P or MOBA games aren't shown once
>Legacy of Kain sequel
>San Andreas remake
>Todd, Peter, and Sean all die (offstage)
>Action RPG without glaring flaw announced
>God Hand 2
>Horror game that isn't YouTube reaction bait announced
>Scalebound renewed, goes full multiplat
>Summoner reboot
>Death Stranding shows something substantive
>Chapter 3
>WoW vanilla servers
>Bayonetta 3 (multiplat)
>The Legend of Dragoon prequel
>Diddy Kong Racing 2
>Itagaki returns to direct Ninja Gaiden 4
>Devil May Cry 5
>Digimon World sequel in the same vein as the original
>Digimon Digital Card Battle 2
>Lily Bergamo renewed
>BLAMEsouls trailer
>Valve removes all cosmetics from games
>Bullshots ruled false advertising by Supreme Court day before
>Grand Theft Auto 6 trailer
>Resident Evil returns to its roots with Kamiya and Mikami collaborating
>Team Silent returns to develop Silent Hills
>Aisha Tyler dies on stage

>>377010154
Fuck off and refer to what I responded to the other 2 idiots who decided to call me new.
It's called 4chan because moot designed it as an English version of the Japanese 2chan (2channel) imageboard format

>>377010263
Ebin

>>377005897
>being this retarded
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>377010263
>Ubisoft bankrupt
>Splinter Cell

Can you fuck off please

>>377010278
cute
now lurk more

>>377010420

It'd be sold off during liquidation.

>>377004595
really captures the absolute misery

>>377006282
Comfy theatre

>>377005192
>Mr. Caffeine
This

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecffZBdhAUU

...and today I would like to announce..

Half life 3.

*audience explodes*

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>Nintendo
Metroid Prime 4
Bayonetta 3

>Sony
Devil May Cry 5
Bloodborne 2

>Ubisoft
Not a shit dudebro Splinter Cell

>Microsoft
lol

>EA
lol

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