What do you do when you're at the cinéma and your butthole

>>79366829
Lift myself off the seat and scratch it with one of my crab legs

don't go to the cineplebx

I sit their in agony wondering why I didn't wipe properly.

>>79366829
Put a brush in your pants.

>>79366829
Does the kinodome in your gated community not have a butt scratching attendant?

Americans are so gross. Can't you get a bidet like proper people?

>>79367186
>willingly spraying liquid up your pooper

I bet you fart cum too, faggot

>>79366829
>over weight
>fart often
>release regular pungent popcorn farts

I wonder if people ever release it's me, my fat ass makes the them quite silent but they're noticeable.

>>79367626
Oh they know fatso

mate you have to ride out the itch. trust me its like an endurance test, you'll hit a wall of excruciating itch agony but once you break through it, it fades away

i dont know what causes it but i used to get it in class often. drove me up the fucking wall mate