Worst theater experiences you've ever had? >be five

>Thor 2
>Hated Thor 1 but normie friends dragged me to it
>Really hate it. Even normie friends hate it. We agree to say "fuck the credit scene let's walk out when credits roll"
>Walk out
>Sperg guy who was sitting behind us clapping and giggling the whole movie and narrating everything
>Sperg guy stands up, waves his arms at us, and yells "YOU GUYS SIT BACK DOWN YOU'RE GONNA MISS THE MID CREDIT SCENEEEEEEE"

That's not that interesting but usually theater visits aren't

>>79378281
>go to some theater in downtown boston
>nigger theater
>niggers screaming the entire time
>throwing food everywhere
>scary movie
>someone throws his shoe at the screen when that guy gets stabbed in the head with a hard cock

>>79378281
>>be five
>>go to see the first Spider-Man

2002-5=1997
Jesus Christ

>>79378356
reddit:the guy

>>79378467
2017 - 1997 = 20

Holy fuck, kill me now

>>79378527
>>79378467
People born after 9/11 are getting their driving licenses this year and have all probably lost their virginity by now too

>go to theater in the afternoon
>I'm the only one in the room
>no sound
>had to go to front and tell them there is no sound
>they turned the sound on

Truly a nightmare

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>>79378281

God, so many. This could be a site unto itself.

>hyped for Doom
>>79378281
>like the vidya and it's got Rock!
>two sisters sit in front of me 10 minutes in
>one is drunk off her ass
>they argue
>I shout
>they shout back
>I go grab the cinema monkey
>he threatens to kick them out
>drunk girl comes over and sits next to me to apologize
>she grabs my cock...seriously, not making this up
>stroking me saying "I want to make it up to you"
>tell her to leave
>she sits back with her sister
>15 minutes later they leave
>Doom was....meh

>go to see Tomorrow Never Dies with my Dad
>sheryl crow song intro starts
>song almost over
>projector flips its shit
>didn't get to see movie at all

>>79378771
This happened once to me but they just herded everybody in the theater (there was only like 5 of us as it was a showing for a 3 week old movie) into the First Class theater with the better screen and seats

Most memorable experience:

>be 12
>sneak out to see A New Hope SE for the second time by myself
>dewback scene
>random teen yells "that thing looks like my sister!"

>>79378281
when the lady in the row behind me wouldnt help me wipe, even though i was in a rascal scooter and fatigued from having to go to concessions

>Go to see 4 week old movie in middle of day by myself
>Only me and 2 morbidly obese people in theater
>15 minutes into film hear fat slapping together
>Turn around and see hamplanetess giving her mate a handjob/blowjob
>NOPE
>Turn back around
>1 hour in they have the seat back all the way reclined
>She's riding him
>Hear a loud POP
>They broke the fancy chair with their combined mass of 650 pounds
>Went home and fapped

>>79378281
>smoking dope with mates in a van in cinema parking lot
>anxiety.gif grips us all
>while preparing ourselves to go inside, we agree than anyone can veto the whole operation and we'll bail if they cant handle it
>get our tickets and huddle in the lobby
>some movie ends and a procession of elderly people start filing out of the movie
>full house, mustve been 60+ geriatrics shuffling out of there
>some one mentions that they must have been playing 'the never ending story'
>sides go into orbit
>a veto is called
>didnt see a movie

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>>79378770

>go to alamo drafthouse
>never have a problem with anyone because of autistically enforced no talking and no cell phone rules

>>79379189
what movie?

>>79379350
TMNT

>>79378467
1977-5=1972. OP is 45 for fucks sake.

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>few years ago
>mom wants to take me to the theater to see a movie as a christmas gift since she has a day off
>she asks me what movie i want to see and i tell her that she can choose
>she wants to see Up In The Air
>i agree thinking that it was the pixar movie Up i had heard about
>get to the theater in the local mall
>see the movie posters and realize i've made a mistake
>realize im about to see some boring george clooney movie about planes
>Up isn't even playing anymore
>mom buys our tickets and we go in to find some seats
>the theater is full of old people
>when we sit down mom smiles and hands me 20 dollars
>she tells me i can buy whatever snacks I want but asks if I can buy her a small diet coke as well
>i take the money and head out of the theater
>notice avatar is starting soon as well
>use my moms money to buy a ticket to see avatar along with the avatar combo which includes large popcorn a large fountain drink and a bag of m&ms
>rush into Avatar before it starts spilling some popcorn along the way
>only seats left are some shitty ones right in the front rows
>text my mom that i lost my ticket and that I will walk around the mall until her movie is done
>watch the movie and finish with a sore neck and an upset stomach
>check my phone to see that my mom had texted me back to tell me that she had bought me a new ticket for Up In The Air and that she has been waiting outside in the theater lobby looking for me
>leave my theater
>notice my mom sitting on a bench in the lobby looking at her phone
>try to blend in with the crowd of people that just left the same theater I was in and sneak into the nearby washrooms unseen
>text her back and apologize saying i didnt see the message
>tell her to meet me at the car
>wait a few minutes in the washroom and then leave and walk back to meet her at the car
>i ask her how the movie was
>she says she didnt see it because she was looking for me

I felt kinda bad for her, but why was she trying to take me to see a shitty film

>>79379733
Nice pasta faggot

>>79379733

You're a cunt

>>79378281
>current year