>Head over to the cinema showers
>The black men are showering
>DJ and Blacksmith are guarding the shower area
>Decide to take a shower
>Notice I forgot my water shoes with visible toe inserts
>Take it slow
>I fall down and smack my head against Tyrone's Anvil
>He picks me up princess style and asks me if im OK as I sit there in his arms
>Yes Tyrone, Thank you ;3
>He picks me up and offers to shower my wife, her daughter, and my falcon for free
Why is there no more chivalry?
>>79662536
>showering your falcon
faggot, you're traumatizing your companion, and they clean themselves anyway
>>79662622
this
>>79662536
this is the most reddit thread I've seen for a while. congratulations!
none of that even makes sense. is this a 4chan injoke?
>>79662622
I'm not letting a falcon covered in crab juice get into my car buddy
>>79662720
You seem to know your Reddit stuff
>when the employees let you bring your otter into the showers but not the actual theater
his name is Otter Octavius and sure he may splash around but he enjoys a good thriller as much as anyone
>>79662758
you're supposed to use the free wipes they hand out next to the bbq sauce dispenser
>>79663160
They charge me 5$ per wipe though. I mean it's not like it's that expensive but it's the principal of the ehole thing
>>79663160
THEY WERE OUT OF FUCKING BUTTER FOR MY CRABLEGS!!
>>79663261
>5$
Is that before or after tipping the administrator of wipe machine matters?
>>79662536
>tfw my Falcon fucking hates the showers.