So I'm going to the cinema tonight alone (I have an elaborate

I just traced your IP and sent your info to every theatre within a 50 mile radius. They'll be ready for you, you single piece of shit.

>>79661780
I would watch great wall sinceit is about a white man saving china.

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>>79661816

It doesn't matter, I'll die trying you neurotypical scum

>>79661877

That was my initial reaction as well, but it's been poorly received by rotten tomatoes

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Please TeeVee I can't make this decision on my own

The Wall will be full of normies who will throw popcorn at you, Split will be more accepting.

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>>79662201

But girls might think I'm a creep just like the guy in Split

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>>79661780
>be american
>hear bump in the night
>go back to sleep since i have a gun
>remember i have guns on the 1st floor
>still dont care since the boss is making me come in early tomorrow and i need the sleep

>>79661780
does your plan include a falcon?
you should be aware that with the latest avian flu outbreak your local kinorama might require a certificate to attest your falcon's health

>>79661780
The Great Wall is kino famalam.

Just read Armond White's review.

>>79662340
>not having loaded desert eagles in every room

immigrant detected you have to go back

>>79662006
>>79662149
>>79662289
go see Split, Pekka
fuck Shilledtomatoes and fuck the singles policy, Great Wall is a pile of shit and your money will be wasted

I have the same problem only with A Cure For Wellness and Split

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>>79662373
>using jew guns
Sorry bergstein but i only use all american guns that you can get at walmart for less than a tank of gas

>>79661780
Go see Split, it's the best thing Shamalamadingdong has made since Signs.

>>79662342

Nah my plan is simple.

I'm paying an mtf trans girl €40 and buying her an extra large portion of crab claws to accompany me past the security scanners

>>79662503
that was a trick question congrats anon you passed the patriot test

>>79662475
Do Split.

>>79662006
It's not even about a white man saving China.

It's about the evil white mercenary going to civilized China to steal the black powder, who then learns what honor and fighting for a greater cause is

>>79662503
>berg

hmm

>>79662671

Is it worth watching?

>>79662790
No, go watch Split instead.

>>79662340

>calls the ground floor the "first floor"

>>79662289
>>79662149
Is this bear the start of an epic new meme?

>>79662503

>All American gun
>MossBERG

Really makes you think.

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>>79662963

ok, Split it is. I just hope the neurotypicals don't attack me

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>>79663030

This epic meme started months ago, you're so behind the times

>>79663096
Oh I remember this now. Russians learn bantz from the UK. Shame it's meme propaganda. Russia is fucked way worse than the West. At least in different way anyway.

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>>79663149

Lies spread by Amerikanski spies , Russia is strong

>>79662006
is this Pepe based on that Joderowsky video where he says "I don't give a fuck I shit on the United States?"

>>79663149
they have massive natural resources, coherent culture, low relative debt, and nukes

got some bad news for you

>>79663194

No. It's le heatenings man