What a heap of shit

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WHAT A SURPRISE

>>79693875
Yeah, I was so shocked.

It's way more enjoyable if you turn it off 20 minutes before the end.

>>79693995
>It's way more enjoyable if you turn it off

fixed that for you

>>79694038

I thought it had some pretty cool world building in the first half but everything after they activate 343 Guilty Spark is trash.

>implying it wasn't top shlock

>>79694256
>>implying it wasn't top shlock

The fuck does that mean?

>>79693875
word. all they had to do was make your average summer blockbuster but they did too much weird and stupid shit.

>>79693875
Quite a bit of wasted potential. Could've been an enjoyable schlockfest... but, alas! It wasn't to be.

>>79693875

It was okay. At least it was better than La La Land.

>>79694877

Pleb

>>79693875
I thought it was okay. I went in expecting a silly alien invasion spectacle and that's what I got. They could have cut the entire subplot with the kids that never goes anywhere and I'd have been happy though.

>>79693875
The entire movie was shit, don't get me wrong, but Brent Spiner's character was the shit cherry on this shit sundae. Who the fuck asked for that character back?

If you removed the old jew guy parts it's pretty good shlock

>>79695944

He was irritating as fuck

Also didnt need to see his ass

>>79695969

Why do people keep saying shlock about this

> Patrice O'neal isn't alive to shit on this movie and talk about steiny kikeberg