SNOWMAN TO BANDIT, SNOWMAN TO BANDIT, COME IN SON OVER

>>80092105

Snowman, you got ya ears on son, come back?

>>80092625
>>80092105

THIS IS ROSCOE P COLTRANE AND I'M IN HOT PURSUIT!

>>80092105
>>80092625
>>80092669
This is Seabass. What's your 20?

my older cousin used to have a trans am just like the bandit

EAST BOUND AND DOWN
LOADED UP AND TRUCKING

WE GOTTA LONG WAY TO GO AND A SHORT TIME TO GET THERE

>>80092764
MY NAME IS STATE POLICE AND MY 20 IS HALF A GODDAMN INCH FROM YO ASS!

Hehehe, somehow....you sounded taller on the radio.

>>80092928
Looks like we pissed smokey.
Great.

>>80092928

Literally did nothing wrong

Frog, get off Fred's cock

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REMIND ME TO SLAP YOUR MOMMA

>>80092961
There is no way, NO WAY, that you came from my loins!
First thing i'll do when we get home imma punch yo momma inna mouth!

>>80092928

Don't you cuss on this here radio!

>>80093039
But daddy...

>>80093066

NOT ANOTHER GODDAMN WORD, JUNIOR

THATS A 10-4 BANDIT OVER AND OUT

>>80092625
BANDIT YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK YOUR SIX SON, YOU GOT SOME HEAT COMING OVER YOUR WAY OVER

How can one movie be so comfy?

WE GONE DO WHAT THEY SAY CANT BE DONNNNNNNE

>>80093137
Negatory Snowman, looks like it's all clear to Chi-Town, put the pedal to the metal, over.

THAT, was an attention getter.

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>>80093174

>>80093235

Sally Field was really fucking cute back in the day.

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>>80093194
thats a 10-4 bandit, freddy here is chewing the whole cabin might need to get some food soon over

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BANZAIIIIIIII!

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>>80093235
The only redeemable part if the entire franchise.

>>80093295

ROOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>80093343
I'LL BARBECUE YO ASS IN MOLASSES!

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>what in the hell is the world coming to

>>80093343
YOU SUM' BITCH

>>80093399
Daddy, look, a game.
Can we watch?

>>80093295
I forgot all about that dog being in the movie. He must be pretty old by now.

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Bandit, dont you son of a bitch ever talk to me or my goddamn son again ya hear

Hot damn, i love Jerry Reed.
His picking and grinning parts on He-Haw are maximum comfy.

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DIABLO SANDWICH
DR. PEPPER

>>80092105
EAST BOUND AND DOWN
LOADED UP AND TRUCKIN
WE GON DO WHAT THEY SAY CAN'T BE DONE
WE'VE GOT A LONG WAY TO GO
AND A SHORT TIME TO GET THERE
I'M EASTBOUND
JUST WATCH OL BANDIT RUN

This is Rubber Ducky quack quack 10-4

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>>80093473
Hahahaaaaa.
I love your suits.
It must have been a bitch to get a 68 Extra Fat and a 12 Dwarf.

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>>80093505
Sheriff wait!

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Mr. Bandit I'm MCS
(montague county sheriff)

>>80093650
Thats a negatory Bandit, you do not get to bring friends over

Fun fact: the truck was full of Coors beer, which couldn't legally be sold east of the Mississippi.

I was driving through rural Texas when East Bound and Down came on and I sped up instantly, resulting in my first speeding ticket

Thanks Mr. Reed

Maday this is Rubber Ducky I think we may a convoy 10-4

>>80093705
Git out

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>>80093705
Well if you got the evidence you better put it in the back son

>>80093505
>movie food I've always wanted to try

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and I thought deliverance was the gayest movie burt was in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnRwQjTYfGI&spfreload=1
is this kino

>>80093781
so that's what he meant when he said
>cum in bandit

>>80094110
solid 10-4 over

MST3K rips into a cheap Smokey ripoff, one of my favs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xseO3uX9Sv0

>>80093767
But daddy...

>>80094266
put the EVIDENCE IN THE CAR

>>80093749
This is Love Machine, mercy's sake Rubber Duck, what kind of a shit show have you gotten us into, over?

>>80094315
Love Machine my ass, you're Pig Pen and you know it.

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>>80093235
OUTLAAAAAW COUNTRYYYYYYYY!

>>80093235
The fucking force of will of that man for not looking.

>>80094402
This whole season was pure kino

>>80093705
That's not a fun fact, that's a plot point.

A fun fact is that Texarcana, Tx was in a dry county at the time, there wouldn't have been any beer to begin with.

>>80094421
Don't google him today.

>>80094430
I'd give my left nut to fuck coke Pam and Cherlene, Lana can go fuck herself.

>>80094460
Thats why im gon' need a speedy car

okay you can stop bumping this thread now

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>>80094564
Make me.

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> mfw the most southern southerner of all time was a stumpy jew from Brooklyn

>>80092791
A friend of mine had one. It was fucking terrible. Riding in it felt like riding on a milk crate being dragged across a gravel parking lot. The only thing it did was go fast and make everyone think he was a creep. He was a creep though.

>>80094526
They are not real.

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>>80094666

Well Satan, perhaps we can discuss other 70's Southern-Man kino, like Every Which Way but Loose?

>>80094460
fun fact is texarkana is about 300 miles closer to atlanta than the 900 said in the movie

should have just reduced the arbitrary 28 hour limit, instead of actual distance

>>80095088
think you're confusing jackie gleason with jackie mason

>John Herbert Gleason was born in 1916 at 364 Chauncey Street in the Bedford-Stuyvesant section of Brooklyn. Named Herbert Walton Gleason, Jr., at birth, he was baptized John Herbert Gleason. His parents were Herbert Walton "Herb" Gleason, an Irish-American insurance auditor, and Mae "Maisie" (née Kelly), from Farranree, Cork, Ireland.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0OflL0INck
best song in the movie

>>80095630
huh, you're right, never knew Gleason was catholic.

>>80094460
Keep your foot hard on the pedal. Son, never mind them brakes.
Let it all hang out 'cause we got a run to make.
The boys are thirsty in Atlanta and there's beer in Texarcana.
And we'll bring it back no matter what it takes.

What did the sharks do when Jackie Gleason fell into the water?

They chewed the fat lol

>>80094537
Watch out for Kojak with a Kodak son.

>>80093619
Nice ass

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I'm going to be the bandit! I get to wear the hat and drive the car! I love this!

>>80096027
can't blame you

>dark greasy hair
>always tanned
>generic dejewed last name
>comedic legend

>>80096665
The original cut of the third film was literally a softcore porn.

>>80094421
He was watching in the rear view mirror.

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>>80096707

I've been wanting to see the original cut for yeaaaaaaaaaaars now.

>On May 3, 2016, IMDB user "MovieMan-88" announced that he possessed a copy of the script that he was willing to share via PM.[2] The plotline is basically identical to the final version released to theaters, except of course for the character of Bo Darville who was now played by Jackie Gleason as well, which no one but Justice himself seems to notice. Only now, Darville is mute for most of the film, only occasionally imitating Reynolds' signature laugh, except at the film's conclusion, where he imitates Clark Gable's famous line as Rhett Butler from the classic film Gone with the Wind, "Frankly, Dusty, I don't give a damn."

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>>80092105
>COME IN SON
>>80092625
>ears on son
>>80093137
>YOUR SIX SON
>>80096321
>Kodak son
What's with all this "son" shit?
Why do my fellow NYers always have to shit up their sentences with niggerbabble?

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>>80097866
what the hell is the world coming to

>>80095572
clyde ;_;

>>80095572
Ya hairy ass