But /tv/, why are the aliens always drooling or something like?

>>80020348
their lips are almost always open and they don't even have a tongue, so a lot drooling ensues

>>80020348
Why do dogs drool?

it's their natural pesticide to ensure the safety of the wheat harvest,

>>80020706
Hunger?

>>80020348
Their heads are shaped like dicks. Drool is lubricant.

Because back in the 80s it was popular to use vasiline on the practical monster effects to make them look more organic and realistic. The Thing apparently went through drums of the stuff.
So that always wet look has become part of the design.

>>80020348
Screw the drool why don't they every have any EYEBALLS???

>>80020857
they have sonar like bats

>>80020887
now that's a myth bats HAVE EYEBALLS AND CAN SEEEEEE YOU ADN THEY CAN SEEE MEEMEMEMMEMEMEMEME!!!!

When you are sleeping they screeecchhhhh down upon your resting body and get 0.0000000000001111111 millimeters from your stinking snoring face and stare into your soul with those eyes of theirs@!!!!

>>80020949
wew lad

>>80020857
>implying eyeballs are needed to see

My eyes fell out years ago, but I can still see things. You can read the whole story of how this happened on /x/