Alexander: Ultimate Cut

for 2004 it was extremely gay. but there's no actual ass pounding in the film

Legitimately one of the worst movies I've ever seen

>>80323678
You must not have seen many movies then, and I implore you to get the everloving FUCK off my board.

>>80323515
nah, it's all fade-to-black type shit IIRC. ANd the ultimate cut Rosario dawson sex scene is the type of shit that made men.
Shit was my go-to when I still had shitty internet and had to get off on movie sex scenes as a teen.

>>80324545
>circa 2004 movie faps
>stealthily taking Old School and portable dvd player to wank in bathroom
kids these days just don't understand.

>>80324703
Those were the days. Luckily I had a ps2 in my room.
Was always excited as shit when parents rented R-rated movies.

I remember that scene in Excalibur where Uther is fucking igraine in full plate armor was probably my main fap.
Taking Lives scene with Jolie was my fucking holy grail.
I remember I couldn't manage to sneak the vid, and we had school the next day and my mom had already returned it.
As soon as I got a laptop and decent internet that was the first shit I looked for, not even real porn.

>>80324703
I used to watch the entrance videos on the old wrestling games.

>>80324315
Alexander is a shit movie. Deal with it.

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>>80325172
>>80325256
I think we're better for it. Having to work for it made the prize sweeter. And we were never dulled to excess.

>>80325349
my person of color.
Gameinformer magazines were also fapbait.
There was this one edition that had multiple pictures of some chick in bikini armor. Was an advertisement for some game, some Baldur's gate type game.

>>80325609
It's like vid related in the movie. Superior men cannot come from excess--only moderation and voluntary subjugation to deprivation and struggle. Instant access to infinite variety of porn has made boys weak.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6UGTvRbdUs

I watched the Director's Cut version and it was boring as hell.

Definitely one of those movies made because of Gladiator but without a fraction of the quality. It was pretty much a paycheck for everyone involved, and Stone should be ashamed.

>>80326040
explain yourself
otherwise, you're just a contrarian faggot whose opinion i cannot respect.