>Character in a movie has terminal cancer >Doesn't

DUDE

FUCK FACE

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>>80355814

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>>80355814

The only thing weed cures is not being an obnoxious asshole with shitty "insights".

>>80355814
Rog...man, like weed doesn't actually cure cancer.

That's insane!

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>Planet of the Apes
>the apes don't tear arms out of sockets. the apes don't bite faces off. christ, the apes don't rip you to shreds.

why did i laugh?

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>Watch a movie
>a mountain lion is in it
>doesn't fuck up the protagonist in ways I didn't even know was possible

>>80356066
>I had an baby chimp on me once
>and he just started hitting me for no reason
>I realized that if I had to fight back I'd be fighting for my life
>and this was a 2 year old chimp
>they are just so strong
>anyone can fuck up a 2 year old baby

>>80356173
Does Edgy Brah not lift at all? Joe lied when he said grappling will make you strong.

>>80356373
what do you mean, that's a good size, he's not a bodybuilder

>>80355841
>YOU'RE ADOOOOORABLE

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>>80356173

>mfw homosexual posts a ridiculously HR picture of a dude

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>watching the jungle book
>boy isn't immediately mauled by a vicious hippopotamus

dude, nature is weird.