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>adults watch this

What's wrong with it?

JUST

>>87161342
do you have eyes? fucking look at it

>>87161379
Yes, I see it.
And?

You do realize this series is primarily aimed at kids right? Shitlings are going to go mad for this big eyed gerbil thing.

>>87161311
"yep thats me alright, your probably wondering how i got here" scratches record

>>87161459
are you retarded?

>>87161542
I dunno.
I'm not the one having difficulty articulating his grievances.

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>he doesn't want a big ass porg

>>87161611
that poor cat

>>87161311
>lets make nieb nub into a hamster

I miss George.

>>87161311
So this... is Han Solo's... replacement...

Chewie is definitely eating one of those things.

>>87161311
It looks like Disney wanting Pokemon audience

>>87161311
Is that a nerf hearder?

POTTERY KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

>people like this
>same people hated Jar Jar

fuck this gay earth

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>the same people who shit on avatar for blue cat people will eat up grump cat penguin minions

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PORG-Y RICK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

>>87161311
Yes yes, but how does the porg's feet smell?

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>TFW i bought one

>>87162490
>try me

>>87162490
What does it say. Anon?

>>87161311
After these promotional pictures, I'm not looking forward to the new Star Wars movie. Anyone else feel this way?

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>>87162533
I also got snoke and a rathtar

>>87162490
looks like that black baby that keeps getting posted for some reason

>>87162554
aren't you a little old to be playing with dolls?

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>>87162490
Holy shit this is cute

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>>87162574
Yes, also i got two preaetoran guards

>>87162490
if you arent fitting a fleshlight into it right now you're a faggot

>>87162490
Is this the walking one? I want to buy one now.

Chewbacca used to be an angry brute, now he's a tamed pet. He's the co-pilot of Rey and all the promo shows about him is playing with Porgs or garding the falcon. Welcome to Nu-Wars

it looks like a PS3 game kek

>>87161311
I bet that stupid penguin is a better gunner/co-pilot than Chubaka.

>>87164365

Chewie was always kind hearted with a temper but he should have died with Han in a crazed suicide attack like I thought he did. Seeing him basically become Rey's pet along with her inheriting the Falcon is shit.

>>87162544
"Fuck Trump and fuck white people"

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>>87161321
>adults watch this

what's that thing?

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>>87164384
>PS3
>game

I hope he's a jedi and they give him a lightsaber

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>his smile and optimism gone

>>87165090
We don't even know his motivations. These movies are retarded. he just a guy who goes dark side and dress black. He's a toy figurine, no more

>>87164472
I hope all the clones are played by boyega, that would be cool to see.

>>87161611
Is it my autism or am I finding it hard to try and work out the actual size of this? That cat is so small and it's so much bigger than couch yet something about the size doesn't seem right...

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>>87162574
>aren't you a little old to be playing with dolls?
Not if you collect 1/6 scale poseable figures

>>87161465
It's aimed at China
Chinese girls will go apeshit for these

>>87162533
i-is that a threat?

>>87165516
>tfw no prime twink 1/6 scale poseable collectable hamill figure

>>87165683
A PROMETHEUS

>>87161311
If porgs didn't fly an instead were like otters, they'd be fine

>movie for manchildren and nostalgiafags mixed in with new wave no taste kids
>they make characters that would sell as toys

The mouse is clever. Look at that, you can sell it to every kid, every "nerd girl", it's "cute" and doesn't have TOO much characteristics. From a marketing perspective it's a pretty amazing idea.

>Star Wars isn't a children's movie

>>87161311
What stops Chewie on snacking the porg?

>>87161321
>adults enjoy this

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wtf this isn't the star wars I grew up with

>>87164472
god dammit why is daisy so cute

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>but there are disturbing reports that during filming, several hundred Black-legged Kittiwake chicks were blown by a helicopter from their cliff-ledge nests into the sea, where they drowned.
thanks for all the cute CGI birds you made to replace all the thousands of cute real birds you actually killed, Mickey.

>>87162549
Agreed. I went into TFA pretty excited and came out perfectly content to never see another sw movie ever. And yes it is that bad.

haha what if one of these things burrowed its face into Rey's cleavage whenever it got scared haha. what if it went up chewies butthole as a joke haha.

is there a jedi porg or a sith porg in the EU yet?

>>87166460
darth porgus the grim

>>87166368
What's wrong with enjoying a movie made for children?

>>87164472
>WE
>can rustle up some feathers
Is he threatening race riots?

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>>87161311
"this is going to sell so many toys"

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>>87166429
>seagulls died
wtf I love star wars now!

>>87161311
holy shit that thing looks tasty

>>87167037
This made me sad anon

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>>87167269
I'm sorry, friend. Maybe this will cheer you up.

>>87161311
Can someone explain why I'm suppose to be upset by this?

Will any of the mane cast have careers after star wars? Or just one hit wonders?

i hope they give it a gritty background story

>>87166459
>rey
>cleavage

anon...

>>87165488
It's probably about a metre in height.

>>87161311
>We want the anime demographic

Perfectly reasonable move, to be frank. Lucas would probably have done simular shit if he were intelligent.

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>>87170423
I really don't think this casting pleases weebs

>>87164450
"Fuck Trump and fuck Nazis"
FTFY, dipshit

>>87170490
You know that girls watch most anime in the west, right?

>>87170590
>You know that girls watch most anime in the west, right?

are you retarded?

>>87167637
Was this before or after the Chinaman laughed in their faces for letting all this equipment deteriorate so badly?

>>87161598
Yes , and?

>>87170499
>FTFY

hola r*ddit, please go back :)

>>87167991
This is Falcon Millennium pilot replacement for Han Solo, he is a legendary outer-world pilot, the best there is. He will have epic scenes where he outwits all the white male pilots.

>>87166412
you mean Felicity

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>>87162554
What is a rathtar? the left or the right one?

>>87165090
>that nose

What was the lore behind these retard penguinmice?

>>87162289
A daring synthesis, bravo anon.

>>87162589
>>87162554
If you're going to buy merchandise from this trash as an adult at least import the SH Figuarts figures from Japan.

>>87162289
Now I'm ready to embrace oblivion.

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>>87165805
Hot Toys have got your back.

>>87167037
wtf how the other turkey just stand there like that stupid sociopath bird

>>87170490
>mfw short round is Solo's replacement
F U L L C I R C L E

>>87161611
your cat is disgusted by you

>>87170946
Ironically he's not a kike.

>>87161311
at least they are being true to real star wars

....BY SUCKING AAAAAAAAAAAAAASS

>>87172019
perhaps because it's made of plastic and not from turkey

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>>87167037
>SANSAAAAAAAAA

>>87164365
they shouldn't have deleted that scene in tfa when he ripped off unkar plutt's arms

>>87165516
>Not if you collect 1/6 scale poseable figures
Is that figure scaled to Luke or Bigger Luke?

>>87161311
bruuh... look at this duud

>>87172054
kekiest of keks

>>87161311
they fuckin ruined star wars

>>87162224
Normies love avatar

>>87161311
ahhahah star wars is so fucking gay now lol

>>87172019
>>87172670
Funniest shit in awhile GOD DAMN

>>87165657
Not surprising. Anime retards love big eyes.

>>87162490
I want to hug it.

>>87170768
Are you?

>>87170836
>selfcensors himself with a *
>I have to go back

Go kill yourself, redditor

>>87161459
Very cool.

>>87162490
>try me i talk
dude is itching for a bar fight

it has a slight resemblance to the head of a penis

>>87171235
They are like manifestations of the force