What did I think of it?

how would we know?

>>80840896
I think that you didn't think of it at all.

it was good as long as jlaw was asleep

>>80840896
expected to be a shit. It was a shit but I kinda liked it.

>>80840896
I enjoy it out of spite because feminists hate it

>>80841102
Why do they hate it?

>>80841102
They do?? why?

>>80841126
>>80841156
Because Pratt waking Lawrence up just because he wants to fuck her is a metaphor for patriarchy and rape culture and stuff apparently

>>80841234
>patriarchy
Well yeah but she chose to stay with him in the end meaning she forgave him so what the fuck?

>>80840913
thatsthejoke.jpg.png.webm

>>80841292
she had no choice.

>>80841338
What? what about the auto doc???

>>80841338
Pratt offered her the medbay

>>80840896
2 likeable MCs
Good SFX
Good creepy robot bartender bro
Good ending

There's not much NOT to like.

Making a likeable movie isn't hard.

>>80841371

Obviously he would have murdered her in her sleep and taken her place

>>80841366
>>80841371
yeah but she knew he was a perv so she didnt want to be raped asleep

>>80841415
So instead spend the rest of her life with him?

Robot guy drops the ball. The ship breaks. The Autodoc is shit.

So basically never trust terchnology

>sleeping pods cannot be reactivated even though the function exists in a med pod
>one med pod in a ship that harbours 5000 people
>it's impossible to wake anyone up even when emergency hits
>fully equipped AI ship has absolutely no defensive systems against space rocks
>ship is moving with 50% lightspeed, characters take casual strolls in outer space
>company made 'thousands' of flights existed...for centuries, without a single issue ever?

I unironically thought it was the best blockbuster of 2016. The three characters in this movie acted completely rationally in their positions. Feminists need to grow a pair if they were triggered by this movie.

>>80841440
well dont ask me. Its womans logic

Pratt was funny. Law was not.

why is jeniffer lawrence such a bitch?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5M4KQ1EU-I&t=

>>80841453
>ship is moving with 50% lightspeed, characters take casual strolls in outer space
I could agree on everything except for this

>>80841480
I hope you misunderstood it cuz it's fucking pathetic

Lawrence ruins the movie. Her acting is incredibly shitty and looks out of place in the same scenes with Pratt who actually delivers an amazing performance

>HOW COULD YOU WAEK ME UP
>*le acting face - ON*
>*le starts starts making random noises*

>>80841480
She chose to stay with him not not sleep and leave him which means she forgave him

>>80841376
Ending was shit. The movie was oddly dark and twisted and totally opposite of the peachy ending. Either they shoulda made a dark ending or actually tried to redeem pratts charactwr which thwy didn't.

>>80841595
Id vote for Stockholm syndrome

>>80841415
I was expecting the crew to meet a bunch of kids they left behind. Instead, they just shat up the ship with plants, causing millions of dollars worth of damage and repairs

>>80841707
well any kids would would implied inbreeding. Inbreeding would have implied that they were muslims, and thats islamophobia

An alright waste of one evening, very average drama with unrelatable situation and mediocre actors. Interesting for the first and last 15 minutes, everything else is a chore. I fucking hate Lawrence though

>>80840896
It wasn't that bad, but you secretly think that Pratt was funny in GotG, so you pretend it was crap to ease your guilty mind.

"How long have you been alone"
"A year"
"Whoa, thats tough"

>yfw for normies the idea of being alone for a year without going insane is unthinkable

>>80841630
Ok, "Happy ending". You're right, it wasn't a great ending.

We can pick holes in it forever, all I meant was it's a likeable movie. Nothing stands out as overly shit. Pratt, Sheen and J-Law were solid, ship was cool, story was ok, they fly off happily ever after.

I definitely don't need to watch it again, that's for sure. But I can't see why anyone would dislike it.

>>80841878
a year without the internet and porn

>>80841921
Why not? There was cinema and videogames, so porn mags for low-level passengers were in somewhere too. Good enough for me.

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>>80841878

He wasn't even alone, had cool bartender bro there to talk to.

Tbqh I'd have been making the bartender suck my dick senpai.

>>80841967
well, you could always rub your cock against any cryopod.

>>80842027
dicksucking was implied when they were talking about secrets

>>80842027
>bro
>he betrayed him and told lawrence the truth

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>>80842119
>turn the pod area in your personal toilet
>kill all the cleaning droids
>90 years later people wake up in a swamp of moldy turds with a skeleton in the middle of it

>>80842355
I think it's implied that he's just a dumb robot and took Pratt saying that there are "no secrets between him and Aurora" literally

Am i the only one who would have been happy being woken up and living the rest of my life alone on the spaceship?

Sure it was going to blow up, but if not i could have easily been happy living alone on what was a
luxury cruise ship. I would have had to get a gold passenger bracelet though.

>>80841565
Who is a better actor? Jennifer Lawrence or Emma Watson?

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>walks in
>sees this
>who's gonna know, right?
>..... *unzips*....
>starts rubbing dick against the glass
>"yeahhhh, you fucking like that bitch? ahhhh..."
>she wakes up

Wat do?

>>80842644
genuflect

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>>80842644
>Wat do?

>>80841507
Because i would hate fuck her and her perfect tits so fucking hard fucking bitch whore.

>>80842416
I thought the same thing. Would you share the ship with me anon? Would we pleasure each other? What if you woke up female and had to share her with me even though you developed feelings for her? Would we fight over her? Anon please we were bros once, let's not let a girl tear us apart. Let's go get a drink.

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There had to be a chick hotter than Jennifer Fucking Lawrence on that ship. A hot asian for instance. Pic related.

There was some Jennifer Lawrence narration over the final scenes of the movie. I don't remember what she said but I remember it being completely nonsensical.

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>>80844551
>hot asian
>posts actual ayylmao

Alright so the critics and rottentomatoes say that this sucks ass but i like scifi even when it's mediocre

Shud i watch this lads

>>80845276
Not like you have anything better to do

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>>80844551
ayyyy

>>80840896

Why the fuck was Andy Garcia an extra in this movie?

>>80845369
Where do I know her from?

>>80845359
>>80845359
You seem agitated my friend

>>80845493
'no'

>>80841453
As long as the ship wasn't accelerating or decelerating they could take casual strolls outside it

>>80845426
I imagine it was something like this:

Director: "Hey, Andy, It's Mort. Wanna be in my movie for 5 minutes, I'll give ya 5 million dollars"
Andy: "Yup"

>>80845551
>>80841515
do you expect people who just laugh at "for you" for years to grasp advanced concepts like momentum?

>movie keeps building up the mystery as to why he woke up and why the ship is malfunctioning
>includes several red herrings: possibly sentient android, surprisingly calm lawrence fishburne, malfunctioning robots, etc.
>just kidding it was literally a fucking rock that was causing all those problems, our main character didn't realize this even though he spent a full year+ in the ship
also, there was surely a scientist/engineer that worked with the company on the ship who had the proprietary knowledge that was required to build either a med pod or re-engineer hibernation chamber. why wouldn't you wake him up? how the fuck were they planning on making a round trip if they didn't have the needed supplies on board to get people back into hibernation on the return trip? the planet they were going to was a bare colony, there was nothing for them there. huge retarded plothole.

>>80845886
The first scene made it pretty clear that the asteroid was the reason for him waking up. There was no mystery there

I liked it

Like an actual movie except the plot raises questions and things both entertain and annoy me

>>80842355
>don't tell her, let me be the one
>"we don't have any secrets between us"
>in his robot brain that means he told her he was the one that woke her up
Don't be dumb

>>80844551
What the fuck is that thing

Why didn't Jennifer Lawrence just freeze herself in the medbay after Chris Pratt died?

She'd probably only be in her early 60s

>>80846047
All of the trailers have Pratt going
>WE WERE WOKEN UP FOR A REASON!
Lol jk it was a rock

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>>80844551
Ayyyy

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>>80842355
>>80842027
>>80842410
>>80846838
Why was the most sophisticated robot on the ship a frigging bartender anyway? Like, why did every other robot or AI system seem so much less complex than him?

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>>80847011
>watching trailers

>>80847114
You didn't have to actively seek it out to see TV spots, trailers, etc. shit was everywhere

>>80847076
>why did every other robot or AI system seem so much less complex than him?
Because we spent more time with the bartender than any other robot

>>80847167
That should make his limitations more obvious yet other AIs seemed more useless even than real life Siri/Cortana systems just from 30 seconds of Pratt talking to them

Haven't seen this flick. Worth watching? I have no friends and it's Friday night

>>80847241
Answered your own question

>>80845886
go back playing with your legos

>>80847142
Ya I also noticed this.

I thought the movie sucked. Should have been a twist somewhere or some explanation for a few things.