Remind me again why you hate this adorable little thing? Is

It's annoying and not funny - aimed at kids and moms who don't understand anything about gotg - outside of the movie.

I don't watch marvel movies

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>>82843617
I've never seen those movies, so I don't really care what you manchildren get triggered over. Grow up, kid.

>>82843617
It looks like a big black penis and I don't like this clear jewish subversion, tricking young children into liking black penises. It's all part of the fall into total degeneracy and white genocide.

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>>82843654
he's such an adorable little guy, I'm sure the "original" guardians would have liked him too!
>>82843674
You've seen them and you're mad that you almost caught yourself enjoying them

>>82843654
I AM GROOT.

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>Groot

>>82845360
This actually wouldn't be the hard, much easier than episode I, (and the characterization was actually much better with the other prequels).

Iron Man: Self-centered, ambitious asshole.
Doctor Strange: less interesting copy of Iron Man.

I guess I could keep this up, but the character are actually really shitty in these films beyond being vehicles of quips that aren't even that clever.

It was cute in that one scene, but they overplayed it so much in the sequel, it was just annoying

>>82845360
Groot: Childlike innocent to whom everything is new
Rocket: Emotionally vulnerable sociopath
Quill: Adult manchild fixated on the 80s
Drax: Socially inept man with no filter between his mouth and brain
Gamora: Hard-headed woman with little patience for foolishness

>>82845894
Now describe their character arcs and conscious and subconscious goals in both films

>>82843617

I actually liked groot in the original. He was funny and had a mystery to him. No one really knew what his deal was or how powerful he truly is. I wanted to see where his story went. I hope they skip the teenage version in A3/gotg3. It will be all messy room/masturbation jokes.

>>82846003
Oh please. I'm not going to write an essay for you. I've already completed the previous poster's ridiculous request.

I AM GROOT

>>82843617
Should've had a kid voicing him instead of altering Vin Diesel's voice.

>>82843617
I don't hate it because I'm an adult, and not a manchild who cares about capeshit.
>>82843654
>they don't understand muh comics
Pathetic as fuck bro.

>>82845894
Those are so general I don't think I would get any of them

>>82843617

I dont like being patronized.

This tried too hard to be cute and funny and I was expected to slurp it up and go awwwwwwww.


Nah.

>>82843674
>I've never seen those movies, so I don't really care what you manchildren get triggered over. Grow up, kid.
>check out another one of my animu pics

>>82845894
>and just like that, anon realized the MCU was the kino for which he had thirsted all his life

>>82843654
>don't understand anything about gotg - outside of the movie.

so not manchildren

>>82843658
>i don't watch good movies

>>82846757
>Shin Gojira
>anime