ITT: Post the title of an imaginary movie and anons say what

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What I Want

It's 2150, world population has skyrocketed to 70 billion thanks to CRISPR nanorobots that have eliminated almost all diseases. China is the premier superpower with Japan close second. Whites no longer exist expect in the extreme minority.

Toybox Avenue

>>83465887
Wes Anderson's worst project yet

The Curious Dilemma

jesus wept
blue sky red sea
green coat
the cuck
peter and the jews
teracinoah
eye of the cove

Teenage and Hunted

>>83466129
something about a gay British historical figure
>>83466191
B horror movie

>>83466191
A Lifetime Original Movie

>>83465326
The sad thing is that these people don't realize people do care. They're just too afraid to say anything. It feeds into a cucle of self loathing.

>>83466346
No. If you spend enough time on /r9k/ you realize that most of the time they are just horrible, horrible individuals.

Thetans 2: Hollywood Invasion

>>83465326
imagine relying on other people this much, low test as fuck

Childhood of the Living Dead

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>>83466495
cgi animals go to hollywood and there are a lot of cameos

Silver Rosary
Rosary Revolver

I am actually writting a screenplay about this hehehe.

>>83465887
A documentary about Bryan Singer.

>>83466807
top kek m8

>>83465326
sounds like a teenager

A Man of Simple Pleasures

">her"

Big Anime Bingers

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The Ronald McDonald Trapdoor
Day of the Road
Cemetery Love Triangle
Simpsons Apocalypse
Three By Night
Wasteland Detective
Waking Dream Drop

Burst Bellies

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One last dance (and a kiss goodbye!)

>>83465215
This reminds me of the clock level in Mario 64.

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>>83466913

L.A. Drone

Fuck Her Right In The Pussy

>>83467211
these are all shit

checked

children of white men

pseudo: uknown body

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The Wrong Goodbye
I See The Sounds
Tomorrow Knife
Open Secrets
Wilderness of Mirrors
July 777 Foiled
Temple Mountain Stands
Twin Win
See Something Say Something

Nifties

>>83467211
>The Ronald McDonald Trapdoor

A new McDonald's opens. However kids start disappearing from the small town in which the store is located. Upon further investigations, they discover the grim reality that Old Ronald McDonald himself uses a trapdoor to kidnap children, who he then turns into juicy delicious processed meat.

>Day of the Road

A newly decorated road is unveiled; however the town is split into two, the East side and West side, as to who can claim the prestige of this new road.

>Cemetery Love Triangle

A man falls in love with a woman when visiting the grave of his father, though never see's her again. Having remembered the name of the gravesite, the man attempts to track down the woman. The woman turns out to be already married so the man attempts to kill the husband.

>Simpsons Apocalypse
It's shit, don't even watch this.

>Three By Night

A small-town detective is faced with the horrific task of detaining a new serial killer; his modus operandi - every night, the killer slaughters three teenagers.

>Wasteland Detective

A man contracted to look after a junkyard faces a dilemma when tires keep getting stolen.

>Waking Dream Drop

A new liquid substance is created which puts people into a lucid sleep. A man takes the substance, only to find the world which he awakes to, completely and utterly bizarre.

Good Intentions

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Holy Bastard

>>83468188
>125x64

Three if by Air

>>83466567
After the outbreak of a great mage war, a boy is sent to live with his cousins, a large noble family of world-renowned Necromancers. After finding out they resurrected a cult leader for information, he inadvertently allows the cult to find out, leading to them starting a violent conflict with his cousins, and he is caught in between it.

>>83465215
Negative Covfefe

Wendy's: The Movie
Untitled Wes Anderson Project (2039)
Speed: Out of this World
How America Was Raped

The Overnight Plan

Wholly Holey Holy Holly

Beyond the Aphelion

The Curator

Slumber Party of the Damned

Pick Up Sticks 2: Streets of Cairo

Cowboys and Limousines

dot://pixle:[dad]/.<<thebook/?

Tyler Perry's Only Black People Will See This 3

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Under The City

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>>83468653

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>>83466958
A king has two children. The oldest is a girl, but the younger is a boy and thus the rightful heir. The king is horribly ridden with paranoia, and thus has everyone (including his daughter) believe that he has two daughters and that the eldest is the heir. The boy is indifferent towards having a double life, but his sister is dead set on becoming queen and will go nuts if her alleged birthright is stolen from her.

>>83468188
>The Wrong Goodbye
Western that tells the story of a young man and his companions, and how over the course of a few months herding cattle they grow bitter with one another. Their frustrations come to a head when they get into a shootout with each other. The youngest and most innocent of them is the only one to die, and they part ways at his funeral, realizing that their pettiness cost a man his life. A cult classic, but otherwise has a low rating.

>I See The Sounds
A deaf musician finds solidarity when she meets with a young man that has created a program that translates sound into perfect visual representations. Typical indie film that wins tons of awards and is critically acclaimed.

>Tomorrow Knife
A time travel story set in contemporary 2017 where a man has traveled back to our time from a version of the future that seems more like the early 70s than the 2100s. Little-known sci fi B-movie.

>Open Secrets
A middled aged man and his wife openly have affairs with others, staying together only because they don't want to admit their lives don't work anymore. Well-acted drama that goes largely unnoticed.

>Wilderness of Mirrors
A psychedelic thriller about a couple that gets lost in the mojave desert. Low budget flick with a cult following.

>July 777 Foiled
A ridiculous conspiracy theory "documentary" that's only watched and enjoyed by nutjobs.

>Temple Mountain Stands
A documentary of a Buddhist temple and how it was saved from the claws of commercial CEOs who want it demolished.

>Twin Win
Cheesy comedy about identical twin brothers who go on various adventures in the Hollywood hills. Garbage for anyone over 12.

>See Something Say Something
A thriller about a shy agoraphobic young man who witnesses a murder. The event leaves him mentally unhinged and he struggles through a world of delusions as he descends into madness.

>>83468334
>>Waking Dream Drop

Get Yuasa to direct this

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>>83468628
>Pick Up Sticks 2: Streets of Cairo

K i n o

KYS

knocked over

Mister sister

Fallen man

The brown chairs

Macaroni and bees

Time clam

A 4channer in King Arthur's Court

>Tyrannis Regent

>Better to be Both

>Hypnos Island

>>83466807
nice

>>83465215
>I Tried

A man sits on the toilet for 90 minutes trying to take a dump, but dies of a brain aneurysm.

5/10

Also, this was already an Xfiles episode. The cockroaches one.

>>83468334
>delicious processed meat

>every night, the killer slaughters three teenagers

quality ideas

>>83468665
>Tyler Perry's Only Black People Will See This 3
topkek

>>83469530
>Macaroni and bees

Greatest movie of all time, changed cinema forever.

>>83466129
>The Curious Dilemma

A claymation movie where the main character is forced by an evil old gypsy woman to choose between having sticky hands for the rest of his life or wet socks for the rest of his life.

>>83466158
>blue sky red sea

A family goes sailboating and asks their neighbor if he wants to come, but their neighbor is actually a mad scientist who has manufactured a robot shark and remote controls it from the boat to attack the boat.

>>83470020
That's a tough one... What would you go with? I think I might just have to go with wet socks. Can't stand sticky hands.

>>83466158
>green coat

A man finds a green coat in the woods, but on the way back he runs into a group of cannibal hillbillies who murdered the girl who was wearing it.

Hollywod Hell
Man with a gun
3 views of perspective

>>83466567
>Childhood of the Living Dead

It's like The Tree of Life, shot from the perspective of a baby growing up, then a child, then a teen, etc, but the child is a zombie.

>>83466913
>A Man of Simple Pleasures

An eccentric man lives alone in a cabin in the woods and spends his time digging a small hole, only about as wide as his shoulders, as deep as he can, about 100 feet or so. He then visits a nearby town and persuades a person to follow him back, then pushes them headfirst down the hole. He does this repeatedly until the hole is nearly filled with bodies. The movie ends with him digging another hole.

>>83467211
>Wasteland Detective

A spinoff of the Toxic Avenger. After a nuclear holocaust, a detective slips and falls into a radioactive pool of toxic waste, and becomes deformed and sets up a desk outside and goes around solving crimes.

>>83467761
>L.A. Drone

A man in LA spends his time in his garage outfitting drones with flamethrowers. He then dispatches his fire-drones to the houses of famous celebrities.

>>83468188
>Tomorrow Knife

A black and white arthouse film noir about a man who abandons his children, notable for its absence of knives.

>>83468381
>Good Intentions

A woman gives birth to a baby with a genetic defect which dies about six months after birth. She goes on to give birth to a dozen more children, each dying six months after birth.

>>83466158
>Jesus Wept

A priest in a local parish begins to get extorted by a Russian mob family which have spread their influence. As the priest begins to see the world around him turn more corrupt, and his prayers for help are not being beckoned, he decides to take matters into his own hands, and starts fighting back against the mob.

>Blue Sky Red Sea

Sailors during the Age of Exploration set off in search for El Dorado, only to encounter savage cannibalistic tribes. Their quest for wealth turns into a fight for survival.

>Green Coat

An antiques collector finds a green coat during one of his visits to antique stores. Upon wearing the coat, he discovers that the coat grants him a special ability - the ability to make women incredibly horny at the sight of his majestic green coat.

>Teracinoah

In the distant future a new planet is found, called 'Cinoah.' A mission is established with intentions to terraform and create a colony on the planet. A ship is built and upon it, animals, plants and machinery is placed - along with humans, put into stasis. When they arrive, they find a barbaric tribalistic society already lives on the planet. At first they try to leave them be, though soon the tribesmen discover the colonists and believe them to be gods. However the tribesmen rebel when one of the lions on the ship escapes and mauls a tribesman to death.

>>83468628
>The Curator

A man in Hollywood spends his time obtaining the DNA of famous celebrities. He then uses the DNA to make clones of them, and he raises them as his own children.

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Stay Dead Please

>>83470535
>Stay Dead Please

In the future, a nearby supernova sends gamma-rays towards the Earth. When people go to fast food restaurants, suddenly the meat starts making animal noises. Not only that, when people bite into the meat it makes bloodcurdling screams. All meat starts screaming whenever people eat it. Various methods are tried to stop the meat from screaming. People try blending meat, burning meat, boiling meat, exploding meat, but it won't stop screaming. Eventually many people become vegetarians. But then the vegetables start screaming too.

Distasteful Pleasures
House on the Sun
Constricted
He'll be Back in June

>>83470083

Depends how sticky. Pine sap? No. Maple syrup? No. I assume someone could wear gloves. But I assume the gypsy curse would also affect any gloves or covering on the hands. I might have to pick wet socks.

But since the character is made of clay, if he picks sticky hands, it starts ripping clay off of people and things. If he picks wet socks, his feet eventually start to melt.

Keter

>>83470658
>Distasteful Pleasures
Kevin Costner opens a candy store and makes candy of kids that he's abducted.
>House on the Sun
Hugh Laurie invitro fertilises himself, wakes up in 15 million years, and starts a practice on the Sun.
>Constricted
Sequal to Anaconda, starring J-Lo and a big negro.
>He'll be Back in June
The life and tales of a premium prostitute named June. Ditzy, witty, funny and not shying away from sensitive emotional scenes. Starring Natalie Portman.

>>83470658
>House on the Sun

A solar probe is sent to the sun with one human occupant on a suicide mission. I guess most of it could be video diary transmissions sent back to Earth.

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>>83465215
The Art of the Deal

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>>83470658
>House on the Sun
its one of those artsy-artsy french cartoon. probably good and even better than disney pixar crap

>He'll be Back in June
its one of those parents in law comedy like Meet the Focker

The Dragon
Meme Movie

THREE SCOOPS

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>>83470845
>THREE SCOOPS

The sequel to ONE SCOOP and TWO SCOOPS.

Thus creating the SCOOP Trilogy.

The End of Evangelion

>>83469530
>Time clam

A giant clam, big enough to hold a person, can travel through time, including whatever lifeform is inside it when it time travels. But it can only travel in between 541 million years ago when the Cambrian explosion happened, and 541 million years into the future from now. It can also only visit any given year once, and it can only stay in any given year for one minute until it unintentionally and randomly time travels again. After each jump, the size of a pearl inside it gets smaller until the pearl will eventually vanish and the time clam and anything in it will be destroyed. If someone takes the pearl it loses its ability to time travel forever.

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The Peculiar Behavior of Mr. Fittleworth

White Line

>>83470997
>The Peculiar Behavior of Mr. Fittleworth

A taxidermist turns various animals, including bears, into drones. After assembling a drone army of animal-drones, he terrorizes a city. He later turns various dead people into drones, then uses his corpse-drones to terrorize a zoo.

>>83470997
Mr. Fittleworth was quite a peculiar fellow. You may be asking, what made Mr. Fittleworth so peculiar? Well, I'll tell you dear reader. He was a cuny poster.

Gently, Gently

>>83470844
>The Dragon
Political thriller about some notorious shadowy figure lurking behind the scenes of the world's most powerful governments. Well acted, but badly plotted. Third act falls apart.

>Meme Movie
Exactly what it sounds like, but not as god awful as you would expect. Still pretty shitty and forgettable though.

>>83471008
Porno flick focused on facials.

>>83470844
>The Dragon

A bank heist goes wrong when the thieves break the vault and encounter 'The Dragon' - a 650 pound man, guarding the bullion.

>>83471229
Not what I was thinking of, but alright.

Poor Little White Guy XII

S.P.A.R.K.

>>83470845
Three Scoops for the Aesthetic kings under the sky,
Seven for the Manlets in their basements of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Horde and their dark skin tone
In the Powder Store where the scoops lie.
One Scoop to scoop them all, One Scoop blended them,
One Scoop to blend them all and in the blender drink them
In the Powder Store where the scoops lie.

East germany, 1950

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>>83470875
>>83471318

>>83471435
ONE SCOOP TO BLUMPF THEM ALL

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>>83471055
>He later turns various dead people into drones, then uses his corpse-drones to terrorize a zoo.

>>83469126
great post anon, keep on writing

>>83471136
>Gently, Gently
In the near future, a prototype robot with infinite battery made for serving food falls into hibernation when his beloved master goes on a drunken rage. When the robot wakes up, the planet is covered in dust and ashes. On his search for his master, the robot sees everything on earth, only to never find him. The robot starts calculating ways of transportation, and realizes the most efficient way to travel even further would be to fall back into hibernation.
He goes back to where he woke up, but the hibernation pod is gone. To fall back into genle sleep, the robot jumps off a long cliff.

New Delhi: Revenge of the Loo

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>>83470754
>>83470762
>>83470817
>all these (you)'s
I knew when I wrote it that House on the Sun is a kino name for a scifi film. thank you brahs

>>83471751
Vice documentary

>>83466129
A 14 year old's awkward newgrounds animation that became a hit meme ironically

>>83465326
Owen Wilson something something immaturity

>>83466158
stfu

>>83467360
The plot of Kiss Kiss Bang Bang exactly

The Center of the Forest

>>83468050
2 hour anime feature that nobody ever finishes but the one guy who did says it's a solid 3/5

>>83468188
The titles on a bunch of pirate movie boxes all containing a copy of Captain America: Civil War

>>83468266
80's sci-fi coming-of-age romp with a dark-humor twist about a goth kid who's butthole is invaded by carnivorous aliums.

Unintentionally world-famous for its cult following. Edgy kids hang the Nifties poster on their bedroom wall, most have never actually watched it.
Most reviews pin it as a competent film for what it is.

>>83470448

lol

>>83465215
The secret of the kelp

>>83470535
Chasing Amy but better and less monologuey

alternatively: one man's battle with a racoon that keeps coming back. the coon steals his wife, wrecks his car, and sabotages his custody battle.

>>83471188
>the dragon
nice

>>83466129
a short 15 minute movie about should I shit first before I masturbate?

>>83470997
fat CIA in the background

>>83471929
Forest Gump sequel. his tiny brain now has to deal with existentialism crisis and rebellious son

>>83472079
incomplete spongebob masterpiece that fell apart due to tom kenny's inability to remember the voices

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Sweden Trip

Zombies vs orcs

Sad Days with Happy Mornings.

Venus Express

>>83472267
Southern race war

Jazz Jackrabbit

>Open Secrets
in a post world war 3 world, humanity was preserved in various failsafe vaults with advanced technology to sustain and protect themselves. their vaults are powered by living essence which has to be from humans by the current design of the energy transformation machine and harms the giver, so when shortages occur they must harvest the remaining humans who survived the apocalypse to power their vaults, use their own members as fuel, or leave the vaults and re-establish society in the hellscape

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>>83468673
Documentary in the not-so-distant future.
Overpopulation and high rents force an ever-growing community of people to live underground in abandoned bunkers, metro stations and sewers.
The story revolves around a resolute young man who, coming from a relatively well-off family, decides to live on his own and pursue his dreams in the city.
In this subterranean realm we meet all kinds of people, from seedy criminals and eccentric druggies to well-adjusted individuals trying to sustain their families.
It all becomes truncated when both the film crew and the young man get stuck in the underground system as a para-military unit is dispatched in a massive act of eviction.

Tessellations
Nimbus Root

>>83472079
A comfy doco about sea lions and sea otters set in British Columbia.

Latino Creme Kings

Beauty and the Cheese

>>83473392
Icky porn movie.

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traysure wippetadm

>>83472915
>nimbus root
That sounds dope af my man. Would watch even if it was an all-black cast.

The Art of Wrath

>>83473392
>Beauty and the Cheese
"Issues" tackling (eating disorders, teenage pregnancy, bullying) early 90s teen-flick set in British Columbia. Now little seen because representation of cross-dressing best friend seems dated despite politically correct intentions at the time.

>The Art of Wrath
New York set film about "relationships" film but not as such romantic (think Annie Hall without any jokes). She (trial lawyer) leaves him (professional cellist) at the end of the film. Closing scene is the male lead playing Bach alone but smiling in a 'its going to be ok' kind of a way.

>Sad Days with Happy Mornings
Controversial and grim as fuck rendering of the Yugoslavia conflict. Soundtrack by Moby for some reason.

>Nimbus Root
Actually a classic unmade film whose script has been in circulation amongst the cognoscenti for a decade. The eponymous character, Nimbus Root, sets out to revive a small-town newspaper and comes up against problems. Actually about the state of America at the cusp of the 21st century.

>>83471751
>New Delhi: Revenge of the Loo
Uncharacteristically serious Bollywood eco-disaster movie starring Salman Khan and Kareena Kapoor. Khan plays a sort of cowboy, Kapoor an ecologist.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loo_(wind)

(Seriously, lots of Bollywood films with unselfconsciously funny titles).

>>83468577
>The Overnight Plan
Appallingly bad rom-com notable for bringing together chick-flick heavyweights Jennifer Aniston and Julia Roberts. Roberts plays a stressed single mother who goes away on business overnight leaving Aniston as babysitter. Both find unexpected romance. Film tries to insist a 50-year old Aniston is in her mid-20s.

Utopian facade

>>83471310
>S.P.A.R.K.
VHS-only documentary about kids who do tricks on jet skis. Soundtrack by local bands. Only notable as collectors item because the drummer in one of the bands featured went on to be in a bigger more famous band later on.

the strange case of Dr Shekelstein and Mr /pol/

>>83471310
Some 80s-esc sci-fi action movie featuring bright lights and a young, hip protagonist

The Scarlet Kiss
Smoking Barrel
Feral
Cowboy on the Western Front

>>83470269
directed by wes anderson

>>83474877
> Smoking Barrel
Porn parody of western movies, anal sex only.

Pew Pew Boom Bang

>>83475524
Wannabe Tarantino crime film about some super slick, cool hit men fucking up

The Stockholm Affair

Niggers

Star Wars

>>83473372
Brazzers

>>83469530
>The brown chairs

A Farrelly brothers comedy about a set of chairs passed down from generation to generation for a thousand years. When anyone sits on the chairs they get instant diarrhea and shit themselves.

>>83469530
>KYS

It's like 13 Reasons Why, but it's found footage.

>>83469627
>Hypnos Island

A psychological thriller where a beach on a tropical island has peculiar waves that crash on the shore in such a rhythm that they hypnotize people into walking out to sea and drowning themselves.

>>83469627
>Better to be Both

A documentary from Cannes where a man undergoes a sex change operation on only one side of his body.

>The CIA
or
>Flying Good

>>83476066
Celeb fueds.

>>83470142
>Man with a gun

A foreign documentary from Thailand which follows a man who builds homemade guns out of pipes.

>>83465215
The Father of Death

>>83470658
>Constricted

A documentary about women with a fetish of being tied up, hogtied, and/or suspended from ropes.

>>83470658
>He'll be Back in June

A horror movie about a serial killer who operates out of an ice cream truck.

>>83470763
>The Art of the Deal

A retard inherits millions of dollars from his father and he runs for president and his lack of political correctness due to his retardation makes him win the presidency.

>>83465215
Neon Blades

>>83477831
A man spends 3 hours painting his fan blades with neon colored spray paint

>>83471136
>Gently, Gently

A hardcore BDSM movie with an ironic title.

>>83477825
YASSSSS HILARY, SLAAAAAY QUEEN

The Anvil Hoarder 2030.

>>83477831
>Neon Blades

A documentary about the knock-off toy lightsaber industry in Southeast Asia. Received many awards and accolades. Features an extended sequence where the film crew escapes from slavers in the jungle

Red and Gold 2: Dragon Island

>>83471310
>S.P.A.R.K.

A foreign film from Korea about the Korean war from the point of view of Koreans.

>>83474798
A /pol/tard and a Jew are stuck in a lift.

>>83472308
>Sad Days with Happy Mornings.

A Japanese movie about a woman with ovarian cancer who maintains a Zen rock garden.

>>83472405
>Venus Express

A scifi movie about intergalactic sex trafficking.

>>83477953
would watch

>>83472915
>Tessellations

A woman with schizophrenia and her slow descent into madness.

>>83477831
>Neon Blades

An 80s sex comedy about a group of rollerbladers in California.

>>83477673
Would watch, love, and argue vehemently about with idiots on /tv/.

Rapist Cop 3: The Assman Cometh
Sinister Forces
Broken Fire
The Night Horse
Throne of Detroit

Mike bay presents: superman vs goku

>>83478185
>Throne of Detroit
a movie about a corrupt mayor of detroit who murders his enemies

>>83478185
>Broken Fire

A mentally ill street dancer in New York City becomes famous but he continually self-sabotages his own success.

>>83477831
A mix between Tron and an anime

>>83468420
Zyzz documentary

>>83471055
I'd watch it

I don't have a name, give me one.

>A Communist revolution envelopes Hollywood on the night of the Oscars. An acting legend, a fat comedian, an old action movie star and the lead to a popular franchise must now try to survive and escape before they get found and beheaded.

Red Court
Today, I Feel Just Fine
King of the Abyss
Rocks on the Bay
That's All There Is

>>83478229
Tony Stark travels to another dimension and finds Goku then gives him a suit and trains him to defeat Superman so Earth can be free of his corruption

"Itchaboy Yung ZERK"

>>83479115

Hail Caesar?

Old World Blues.

How to Commit Suicide.

>>83479115

The Red Carpet

WAIFU

>>83479185
>Red Court
A movie that premieres at the Toronto Film Festival about an NBA player with HIV who ends up infecting the rest of his teammates.

>Today, I Feel Just Fine
A scifi movie about the first successful head transplant.

>King of the Abyss
A documentary about giant squids.

>Rocks on the Bay
A documentary where The Rock sits down and watches every Michael Bay movie, giving his commentary.

>That's All There Is
A drama film set in Tibet about a teenage boy whose father dies and then the boy gives his father a sky burial.

>>83479346
>Old World Blues
A documentary that follows a group of Old World monkeys pestering tourists in Gibraltar.

>>83479346
>How to Commit Suicide

A drama about a chan denizen who cosplays as Pepe and buys a tank of nitrogen and streams his suicide live online.

>>83479351
>WAIFU

A British female reporter is invited to interview the mogul of Pygmalion Industries, the leading manufacturer of sexbots. Through flashbacks the film shows how the stigma fell away as more and more men chose the robots over women and the resulting social impact. In the final act it is revealed that the main character is a radical feminist who is there to assassinate him. It turns out he's a robot.

>>83479351
Ex Machina

If We Awaken Our Fates, the Echoes of Our Voices Will Be Heard

>>83480189
What's the tagline?

>>83466913
It's like The Moviegoer except he whittles instead of watching movies.

>>83465215
Health bars, is this a game?

(3) Days of Moonfall
Jump Good
The Wild Rose Returners
Sing With Me a Song
The Dream Will Never Die
We Are Very Adorable Together

>>83470482
>>>83466158
>>Jesus Wept
>A priest in a local parish begins to get extorted by a Russian mob family which have spread their influence. As the priest begins to see the world around him turn more corrupt, and his prayers for help are not being beckoned, he decides to take matters into his own hands, and starts fighting back against the mob.

This is nice. Would watch.

Urine Trouble (rated R for Rauchy!)

Before He Falls

Quality thread, lads

>>83468513
Alternate history, US remains a British colony until modern times. The revolutionary war is fought on land, sea... and AIR.

Keit-ai (finds a way)

When the Sun Stops Setting

>>83465809
It's a shit movie because the title is too long.

>>83465215
Spandex Warriors

>>83466807
overrated post

>>83468188
>Twin Win
Asian action flick involving twin brothers. One brother rose through the ranks of a organized crime organization, while the other become chef of police for the city they live in. Follows the story of the Police brother trying to take down his brother.

>>83468628
>Cowboys and Limousines
A piece of shit disney channel comedy about some city girls begin moved to the country and whacky shenanigans occur.

>>83466129
A curious dilemma tells the story of a liberal white woman that when visiting different places in the world where minorities live gets raped in all of them.

>>83466158
>green coat
Documentary about The masters tournament in golf. Known for awarding the winner with a green coat.

>>83480416
Jump Good

a movie about a little niglet growing up in the bronx who gets a college scholarship for track and field in the 70s

From Worst to First
M.I.T. Men
Backseat on the bus
Fat, Virgin, Mastermind
In defense of Rhodesia

manifest destiny

>>83467267
A movie about a bunch of college guys doing a documentary about fat people and the way they live. At the end of the movie it's revealed that it's actually a snuff movie and they end up killing the lardasses.

>>83474877
cattle rancher in Montana becomes a tanker during world war 2

Curtains down
Night cruise
The automatic
Office Odyssey

>>83484188
In the future humanity has been found by the rest of the universe which is populated by a infinite amount of aliens. However despite humanities young age, they become the most powerful race due to a variety of factors. The movie tells the tale of three representatives to the galactic council and are seen the the most powerful beings in the universe. One of the men represents the united states, the other russia and the third china. The film highlights their journey through galactic politics claiming worlds and expanding humanity effect on the universe.

>>83465326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHV0zs0kVGg

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High Impact Sexual Violence

Her Name was Celery

The Bad Wheel

I'm CIA

The Antisemitic Murder of Lena Dunham

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>>83472176

Constantinople: The Last Emperor

>>83465215
Citizen Kane

>>83486182
>Citizen
>Kane
keking my anus out

Yes, I'm comfortable with that.

Mechbeth

Methbeth

McBeth

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Sleeping Artist

From the people who made "the accountant" comes next summers thriller :
"Autism Pimp"

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>>83465215
Bone Thugs n Harmony

>Broken Gregory Davidson

>The Widow's Outlet

>The Amazing Spidered Man

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>>83487597
already a movie lmao

>>83465215
The Return of Adolf Hitler or How I Learned to Be Cool and LOVE the Jews.

>>83467766
Disney comedy about two bungling burglars kidnapping an heiress's cat worth a billion dollars.

>>83484352
>Curtains Down
Documentary about technical side of musical theatre as well as the community formed in the process.
>Night Cruise
Cruise ship gets overtaken by pirates after cutting through some dangerous waters, the rest feels pretty self explanatory

>>83467786
The story of the 4 last white kids in Sweden coming of age.

>>83469551
Nic Cage overacts in this remake of a time traveling troll. No one in the audience gets the memes.

Saoirse Ronan does FuckingMachines.com

>>83465215
Udder Insanity

Udder Insanity 2: Dairy to Dream

>>83471008
Bradley Cooper snorts a line of coke from Jennifer Aniston's ass crack. The rest of the movie is deleted scenes where Aniston farts the coke into Cooper's face. Golden Globe Award winner.

>>83470269
mother of god

Directed by Tarantino

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>>83488821
>Udder Insanity
U.S. remake of "Tiny Boobs Giant Tits History”. Everyone says the Japanese version is better.

>>83485286
>Her Name was Celery (b/w, 1943).
Propaganda film about French resistance heroine Clarice Martin (codename "Celery") who was parachuted back behind enemy lines carrying a walking stick of shaped explosive instrumental in the assassination of German officer thinly based on Goering. Weak special effects.

>The Bad Wheel (1955).
John Wayne plays an impotent stage coach driver armed with a signature three barrel sawn off shotgun. Dies heroically in last act, "He was one Bad Wheel" mutters an appreciative saloon bar pianist at the end.

>In defense of Rhodesia (VHS, 1999)
Puzzling German techno music compilation with computer graphics generated on an Amiga 500 video-toastered atop of footage shot in famed Berlin techno club "Der Berlin Tekno Klub".

>Fat, Virgin, Mastermind (BBC).
Less than the sum of its parts documentary about a summer camp for Chess prodigies in Montana.

>From Worst to First
Nostaligic film-archive salute to the Rover 500. Narrated by "sickboy" from Trainspotting.

>Backseat on the bus
Fourth film in the early 70s "Backseat" sex-comedy series, sequel to "Backseat", "Backseat Goes For it" and "Backseat's Back". Titular character goes on a bus holiday around Spain and coincidentally finds it filled with characters from the previous films. Peter Walker stars as "Backseat's cousin, Backseat" after Robin Askwith dropped out.

>>83488821


A farmer (Hendricks) accidentally brings her own breast milk to peddle at the farmer's market rather than the usual cow's milk that she sells. She is shocked to see that her customers are now raving about her milk, saying it's the best milk in the world. Not wanting to disappoint her legions of new fans, Hendricks begins milking herself constantly in order to keep up with demand. Nobody suspects a thing about the milk that's all the rage. Nobody, but a spunky child reporter (Ariel) who tries to catch the busty farmer in her lie. When the reporter finds out that her brother's hospital bills will increase tenfold, she is forced to join in the breast milk racket. Will they be able to satisfy increasing demand, while keeping their secret safe?

find out this summer in: Udder Insanity.

It's been 2 years since the secret of the farmer's (Christina Hendricks) milk has been revealed to the public. Surprisingly, the revelation of the milks true source has only increased demand for the dairy product. After the farmer's business partner and former child reporter (Ariel Winter) has to move away to care for her sick brother, meeting demand becomes more and more difficult. What's worse is the newfound popularity of the farmer's milk has made way for a competing farmer (Sofia Vergara) to offer a similar product and steal her customers. The busty farmer must hold auditions for a new business partner to reclaim their market. After a rigorous selection and testing process (Including Alexandra Daddario and Dakota Blue Richards), she finally settles on a plucky young businesswoman (Kat Dennings). This new partner has big plans to get a contract with one of the country's biggest grocery chains, by any means necessary. Will our chesty heroes be able to secure the big contract? Will they be able to save their farm from the ever approaching threat of the competition?

Find out in Udder Insanity 2: Dairy to Dream

>>83488976
Newfag OUT

>>83477831
>Neon Blades
Two ninja-trainees abandon their master in 80's Japan to fight yakuza.
:^)

>>83488250
>Autism Pimp
Ludicrously violent Hong Kong cop film previously only available in mangled VHS form until Criterion Collection restored print release.

Jackie Chan has a bit part as several henchmen who get respectively decapitated with a dustbin lid, eviscerated with a javelin and blasted in the bottom with an antique Arquebus.

Features numerous establishing shots of empty tropical fish tanks, nobody is sure exactly why.

>>83465215
Come to Aunty starring Bryce Dallas Howard

>>83470639
Bizarro-horror should be its own genre - stuff which could be comedy were it not so utterly disturbing.

The Vicarious Voyeur

>>83477825
wow. I've been a Trump supporter for a long time, but that post gave me second thought. Honestly, it just seems like all the reasons I had for liking him have been rebuked... they were all just lies the entire time. Looking at it from this new angle makes me wonder, maybe Hillary isn't so bad after all? Maybe this country should go the way of hope and love, not hatred and division.

Thank you anon, I think I'm ready to say it...

Fuck drumpf and fuck white people.

>>83477831
Movie about a glow-in-the-dark fidget spinner.

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>>83477781
One of these actually existed. If you've ever seen the "Iceman" interviews with hitman Richard Kuklinski you may have heard him speak about "Mr. Softee", a hitman who would dress as an icecream salesman and drive around in a truck for cover. Mr. Softee's real name was Robert Prongay and yes, he was real.

Perfect example of truth being stranger than fiction.

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>>83491011

The Indigo Suit
Signal 27
Kiss the Bitch
Please Be Gentle
Rhinoceros
A Boyhood Summer
Cast Iron Stomach
The Pilot Man
The Big Big
Melt

>>83468420
Gritty and violent revenge thriller set in a remote environment. Don't know why, that's just what came to mind.

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>>83468334
>Day of the Road
Someone tries to build a road through someone's property without permission and so have to be stopped by a ragtag group of private security companies.

>>83468754
Terrible post.

Coffin Creek
Old Photographs
Pepper
Unto the Breach
Red Star
The Last Innocent

Triumph and Torment
Oh, fuck me...
Zeus, why hast thou forsaken me?!
The Marble Emperor
One Tick, Two Tocks, Third for the Clocks
Crimson Son
Empire built on Flowers

>>83491529
>Triumph and Torment
A shitty action/gangster movie.
>Zeus, why hast thou forsaken me?!
A comedy of some description.
>The Marble Emperor
Man at the Federal Reserve rises to control everything. House of Cards-type deal.
>One Tick, Two Tocks, Third for the Clocks
A shitty horror movie.
>Crimson Son
Some "deep" drama probably involving abuse.
>Empire built on Flowers
Such a bad title.
>Oh, fuck me...
Movie about Europe's immigration policy.

Beverly Hills TIME Cop

>>83491227
lol

Water Archive

I Saw the Face of God and It Was Weeping

>>83491529
>Empire built on Flowers
Love story between classes set during the Dutch Tulipmania

>>83491047
>The Indigo Suit
A National Gendarmerie agent believes that an assassination attempt is going to be carried out against Charles de Gaulle by an Algerian expat - despite his ministry believing otherwise.

>Signal 27
A signal is discovered emanating from the Atlantic Ocean. When a ragtag group is assembled in an attempt to find the signal, they find that the origin is a long lost ship with a single-sailor being the sole-survivor, though turned delirious.

>Kiss the Bitch
A Mexican dog trainer learns to overcome his fear of dogs after being mauled by one during a training session.

>Please Be Gentle
A coming-of-age story about a girl losing her virginity. the girl turns out to be trans.

>Rhinoceros
A rhinoplasty surgeon gets into a horrific accident and loses his nose when vacationing in rural South Africa. In an attempt to stop the bleeding (which will surely kill him if left untreated), a witch doctor staples a Rhinoceros horn onto his face.

>A Boyhood Summer
Coming-of-age story about three teenage friends who visit a notorious prostitute during a record high summer.

>Cast Iron Stomach
The story of a man who enters a hot-dog eating competition on a whim, only to discover that he has a stomach which can hold a plethora of hotdogs without being sick.

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>>83491961
*and it was Screaming

guns, war, and short shorts
Altitude
The protocol
Rolling Thunder
A little respect
Last ones in, never comes out

Chemtrails and Fast Trains.

>>83491955
>Water Archive
Unusual found-footage romantic comedy said to be impossible to translate from its native Finnish.

Cacophony of Cum
Niggers that Fly
42 Jews and the Book
House of Bricks,Mud, and lemonds
Teenage Baker
High In The Sky With Jews in the Chi
Tortellini Mortals
Blue Walls Green Balls

>>83493992
Alex Jones embarks on an epic journey on Elon Musk's new hyperloop to raid fema camps and find the fabled Chemtrail super chemical AGENT-49

If Osmosis, Who Are You?
Some Day Soon
Vortex
Day Dreams and Night Tripper
What a Future!
Litterbugs
The Works
Skylight City
You Show Me Your Dream...
Access
Arresting Developments
Nude Descending Bathroom Scale
Lords of the Files
Dreamscape
The Staplegunners
Progress
Forever More
The Right to Bear Arms
Explanada Fortunata Is Not My Real Name
All Too Soon
Chaos
Where Were We?
Disconnected Parties
Blank/Blank
Erotic
Shadow Time
Maelstrom
Forces of Darkness
The Man in the Custom Tailored T-shirt
Fold, Spindle, Mutilate
Can't Anybody Here Play the Cymbals?
Sign on High
The Ball Bearing Electro Memory Circuit Buster
This Escalator Doesn't Stop At Your Station
Gnu Yak, Gnu Yak, and Other Bestial Places.

>>83465215
Living with Mummy

Turbonigger Prime

>>83494858
>Nude Descending Bathroom Scale
An art student trapped in a bathroom with 5 tabs of LSD, a notebook, a pen, a bomb and a key resolves his daddy issues with flying colors
>Blank/Blank
Finnish crime mobster Yohanne Kyszksinsziy discovers that his long dead grandma is alive and well running a sex ring. His mission is simple. Get the girl. Save the Parrot.
>Gnu Yak, Gnu Yak, and Other Bestial Places
Set in a far away land many years after the fourth and final World War, a strong man named Ogga Boogga McSmith decides to honor his tribe and take on the Footjob Jackal Clan leader Gnu Yak. With an iron heart and a soul of amber he rushes into their realm hoping to exterminate the footfags once and for all

>>83494858
>The Staplegunners
The rye and often moving adventures of MSF plastic surgeons working on the front line. Produced by Alan Alda.

>This Escalator Doesn't Stop At Your Station
Infamous Rolling Stones part concert film (shot on the '74 tour of Holland) part art film featuring footage from Keith's colonoscopy with v/o from Philip Larkin. Highlights: Jumpin' Jack Flash and a glimpse of the duodenum.

>Explanada Fortunata Is Not My Real Name
Erotic "sexual awakening" film set in a fish gutting plant in Lima.

>Lords of the Files
A Google data-centre is separated from the world following a freak earthquake and conditions rapidly descend to anarchy. Most viewers have the vague feeling its a JG Ballard rip off but can't find the relevant sections when they try to look for them.

The Last Bright Star

>>83465215
If Only I'd Tried: The Glen Perriwinkle Story

>>83495243
>>83494997
i'd watch those unironically

Flaming Flames Of Fire Five: The Golden Dick Of Satan.

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>>83466567
Here's the poster.

>>83494858
>Litterbugs
British-made film throwing light on the much overlooked heroism of an all-female stretcher bearing team in the First World War. Good combat footage, marred by the expression of anachronistic attitudes "We aren't the only women fighting here you know! You never asked the solider what they identified as Milly!". "Anyhow when all this is over I'm not going to have babies, I'm going to be a high court judge!" etc.

>The Ball Bearing Electro Memory Circuit Buster
Boring East German film-length version of a children's stop motion series about a robot whose arms fall off. Misleading contemporary advertising materials suggest it might be psychedelic, its extremely slow and mostly in brown. Mildly intriguing denunciation of the bourgeoisie in the original over-dubbed with aimless discussions about toothpaste and burping.

Frost-burnt from Revenge

The Nigger by Quentin Tarantino

Je Parie Et J'ai Hanté Ta Soeur Hier Soir
(English: I Bond and Burgered Your Sister Last Night)

>>83465215
wtf there isnt even a railing this is unsafe

Wish You Were Here

>>83495961
>Je Parie Et J'ai Hanté Ta Soeur Hier Soir
Much-loved French children's series from the 1960s set in an unidentified part of Francophone Africa. Four French children and their dog ("Le Bastard") have fairly threat-free adventures in a seemingly endless summer foiling diamond smugglers and the like.

Much eye-rolling and grumbling about "Anglo attitudes to something perfectly harmless" whenever anyone questions what the hell the title was about.

>>83488767
Does she get clanked in ALL of her Sersh-holes? If yes, I'll fund it myself.

>>83492053
OMG NOOOOO I SAW A YOUTUBE VIDEO ABOUT DISSSSSS

Man raises the fire

>>83466129
>The Curious Dilemma
Kind of a cheesy, Oscar-bait-y drama fantasy starring Matt Damon and some popular actress

>>83466191
>Teenage and Hunted
Would be a 70s grindhouse exploitation flick.

>>83466495
>Thetans 2: Hollywood Invasion
A wacky, ironic Hollywood comedy with Seth Rogan and his crew

>>83466913
>A Man of Simple Pleasures
A psychological thriller / suspense movie

>>83467761
>L.A. Drone
80s futuristic action movie

>>83468420
>Holy Bastard
An independent film about an strangely charismatic eccentric - possibly crazy - who might just have something to teach everyone.

>>83469126
I like the way this anon thinks.

>>83470658

>He'll be Back in June
An early 18th century French trapper comes across a remote Native American
village that claims to leave an infant chosen by the elders in the woods for sacrifice to a mysterious spirit every June. Initially dismissing the practice as superstitious barbarity, the trapper is forced to investigate when his bastard child by a squaw is selected as the next tribute.

>>83494858

>Fold, Spindle, Mutilate

A documentary exploring the reactions of various slaughterhouse workers to years of mechanized, efficient meat processing.

And It's Still Ticking

Did someone say?
The blessed blade
The windseeker

>>83466557
hey fuck you

>>83465887
An ungodly cross between that Richard Pryor toy movie and Goosebumps.

>>83466158
>jesus wept
I KNOW YOU'RE TIRED
OF LOVIN
WITH NOBODY TO LOVE

Thermal Titties 2

The Trenchers