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The Death of ChadKino: A Review Screw 2017-06-05 12:21:38 Post No. 83572427
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Zack Snyder has given up; the likes of countless fans and critics bestowing their hate upon him have taken their toll, as well as the life of his daughter.
Man of Steel was a failure--a film without a hero. A dour sci-fi fest devoid of hope and the heroic American values that inherently surround the Superman character. A movie afraid to portray the Boy Scout, a movie riddled with the childlike sensibilities of a man with a 200 million dollar budget.
Batman v Superman was the worst superhero film ever made--the worst because it failed on the most simplest of levels; the worst because it took the first cinematic outing between the two biggest pop culture figures and squandered it; their stamp on America being diluted and turned into this anti-heroic abomination filled to the utter brim with pompous quotes and nonsensical grimdark ideologies about "mythical" beings. A film that completely misses the mark, a film that is more concerned with rushing a cinematic universe rather than telling a story. A harsh, cold product.
Justice League will be the film that buries Snyder--it is the film that will expose him as a hack. Zachary forfeits his directing style in favor of a more family-friendly aesthetic that is ironically more in tune with that of Ant-Man; the very movie Snyder has ridiculed in the past. Snyder has turned into the people he used to mock, even going as far as handing the reigns of his creation to the competition; Joss Whedon. If you can't beat them, join them.
This is the end of ZackKino. The end of slo-mo scenes, biblical references, and inappropriate self-inserts of the director. The ride was entertaining, but now it's time to retire it. The bastardization of our favorite characters will now be wiped away and forgotten, this temporary grotesque age erased from our memories forever as we usher in a new age of DC.
Goodbye, Zack Snyder.
And Godspeed.
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Superhero movies are for children.
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press S to slowmo on his grave
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BASED REVIEW SCREW
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Look how hard he's making you try.
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>>83572502
Let's face it. The only people who don't like super hero films are uppity self righteous joyless twats. These people are always miserable and angry. They always have an opinion about something they hate. In fact all they talk about is stuff they hate. They live such miserable worthless lives. Their opinions should automatically be ignored.
>i dont have a job but i fight about superhero movies online
truly the greatest generation!
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>>83572427
Stop fucking shilling your shit here, cuck.
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>>83572515
Its not an S
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>>83572427
BvS is top 3 capeshits
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>>83572655
it's not even better than Thor 2.
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>>83572427
Who wrote this shit ?
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>>83572697
The prince of /tv/
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Wew
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>>83572515
Kek
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DELET
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Good riddance to depressing rubbish. Snyder movies make the grim Warhammer 40k universe look bright and cheerful in comparison. Instead of bitching and whining about Marvel "bias", all DC had to do was fire the depressed hack Snyder. Why didn't they shit can him after Man of Steel? How many movies did they let him ruin before Snyder's own suicidal daughter forced him out? DC will make us suffer through Justice League, but hopefully Wonder Woman is a sign of good things to come.
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>>83572427
>I HURT MYSELF TODAY
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>>83572427
>>83572427
>>83572427
Zack Snyder is so fucking awful. There is not a single movie of his that I've liked. The latest DC universe stuff is just god awful. I absolutely hate Superman all because of him.
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>>83572427
You mean its the age of competent DC films like Wonder Woman?? BYE ZACK!
https://youtu.be/XU7gnMSzf_c?t=3s
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>>83572427
Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!
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>>83573417
Batman returns so based
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Friendly reminder that Batman Forever is the best out of the whole franchise.
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>>83573242
>hating the big blue boy scout
Thats because no one has done a proper rendition of him yet. There are some /comfy/ superman stories out there, but everyone wants him to be an edgy rejected hero. Hes supposed to be an upbeat, always happy role model that instills hope.
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>>83572772
>cutting out the part where he calls nolan a true auetur
Loving every laugh
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>>83572568
>>i dont have a job but i fight about superhero movies online
Wait are you talking about the people who like superhero movies or people who dislike them?
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>>83572427
>heroic American values
When is this meme going to end?
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>>83573855
I agree with you anon.
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>>83573980
DUDE BLUE AND ORANGE LMAO
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>>83572427
>Man of Steel was a failure--a film without a hero. A dour sci-fi fest devoid of hope and the heroic American values that inherently surround the Superman character.
Alternatively, it was a reflection of real American values. Insane selfish violence born out of vaguely good intentions.
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>>83574774
Snyder? Is that you?
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bigboobiefan07 already BTFO of review screw
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>>83572568
This entire post is a strawman. You have shit taste
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>>83572655
And it's still trash kek
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>>83572655
Yikes
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>>83572502
fpbp
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>>83573980
>capeshitters think this looks good
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Stop shilling your shitty attempts to be Armond White, the true king of /tv/
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Will his funeral have a rain machine and a desaturated colour palette?
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>>83575148
Armond is a contrarian retard
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>>83573158
>hello darkness my old friend
>I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me
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>>83575429
Exactly
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>>83572427
Stop writing. You suck at it.
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>>83574774
But Superman was Jesus, are you saying Jesus is selfish?
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>>83572772
>just another film critic
>desperately trying to generate some views
>calls himself the "prince of /tv/"
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