>Tom Hardy to star as villain Jafar in Guy Ritchie's

>Guy Ritchie's Aladdin
Fucking wat m8

>>83772426

>Guy Ritchie's Aladdin live-action remake?

Ya like dawgs?

>white washing

oh boy here we go

Yeah, that is too much whitewashing, not even joking on this one

>Aladdin will be set on the streets of west London and it'll have a bank heist somewhere in the middle of the movie

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>If the villain was of middle eastern descent, it would be considered offensive
>If the villain is whitey, its white washing

well i guess its time to take the redpill

Al and the glinty bobby: Two blokes and a geezer make some dosh and sod it

>>83772426

Mhmmmh

>>83773132
>>If the villain was of middle eastern descent, it would be considered offensive

No it wouldn't.

Dr, Aladdin, I'm genie.

>>83773090
>the score will mostly be the sounds of Guy masturbating while someone screams in the background with some strong guitar riffs throughout

>>83773183

>He thinks liberals think using common sense

>mmmmhm agraba

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Who would you cast as Jafar?

How will the madmen even survive?!

>>83773325
fuck, he would be perfect

but then again we all know guy ritchie is not the guy to remake a disney classic.

The movie is gonna be shit.

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>>83772426

Why is a white guy playing the part of an Evil Arab guy?

>>83772426
Guy Ritchie fucking sucks, why is he getting to do fairytales/myths, it's so completely the opposite of what he's good at.

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>>83772426
wow even in a film set in the goat fucker's desert (((they))) still manage to make a white guy the bad guy

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>>83777238
This guy gets it.

>>83772426
>Guy Ritchie's Aladdin live-action remake
How is this Guy still getting work?

>>83773090
>Aladdin will be set on the streets of west London
>implying anyone would notice the movie doesn't take place in a Middle Eastern country

>>83773183
>he doesn't remember London Has Fallen

>>83777872
Whos the black girl on the far right? Also max von sydow was a good guy in the film. Replace him with big bitch.

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>>83777974
>Whos the black girl on the far right?
CGI female yoda

>Replace him with big bitch
Who is this big bitch which you speak of ?

>>83778200
brienne of trath. Also do cgi characters count as black?

>>83773132
>if the villain was of middle eastern descent, it would be considered offensive
...not in ALADDIN nogga

YOU GOT YOURSELF LAMP, WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP OF YOUR MASTER PLAN

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>>83773325
What is Agrabah worth?

>>83773090
Is it modern day as well?

>>83773012
>guy ritchie

What's the middle eastern equivalent of hanging out at the pub with yer mates having a couple of pints and getting into a little trouble?

Hanging out with your fellow jihadis at the local hookah den?

>>83773325
>>83778918

both of these are fantastic choices

>alexander siddig's given name was Siddig El Tahir El Fadil El Siddig Abderrahman Mohammed Ahmed Abdel Karim El Mahdi

lol wow

>>83773325
F Murray Abraham

>>83773325
unironically Idris Elba

>mfw everyone else will be arab

>>83779056
I don't think he can be evil enough. He always seems too... noble. In the Jungle Book he was Sher Khan and while his voice acting was great, it felt like it was missing an element of menace that someone like Benedict Cumberbatch has.

>live action Aladdin remake
Why?

Disney is retarded for rebooting their old movies as live action.

Beauty and the Beast was shit, Jungle Book was a fluke.

>>83777954
And to think when Ritchie started his career there were zero Muslim in England. It was less than twenty years ago. That's how fast they cucked us.

>>83779119
Nostalgia bux.

I'm surprised they aren't making it a cinematic universe.

>Opening scene
>Guards chase Aladdin through the streets
>Lust for Life starts playing

>>83779191
beauty and the beast was decent and did well for disney.

>>83776132
Have you never seen Ghandi?

>>83779272
It was a 9/10 for me until Emma Watson started singing, then it dropped to 6/10. It rose back up to 7 when I saw the black book shop owner mostly because I laughed at how stupidly out of place he was, before dropping down to 2/10 when Alan Menken used his shitty OC song instead of "If I Can't Love Her" from the broadway show. It seriously ruined the whole movie for me. That song was just that bad.

Other notable fuck ups are Gaston being a manlet and half of the Beast's castle being full of mulattos somehow.

>>83779396
havent seen it but luke evans was an odd choice for a 6'5" muscled up chad with a baritone voice

who would've been a better choice? I can't think of anyone off the top of my head

>>83779476
He wasn't even a Chad in the live action one is the worst part, he was a beta orbiter.

>>83772426
just fucking kill me why is guy ritchie doing this dogshit remake

>>83773325
Ben motherfucking Kingsley.

>>83779539
The answer is always, ALWAYS money.

For example, why is Patrick Stewart voicing a turd in the emoji movie?
If you don't know the answer it is always money.

>crashes magic carpet with no survivors

>>83779196
Ever heard of this little place called Pakistan?

A cracker from London playing an Arabic character.

Can't wait for the twitter campaign against this film.

>>83779223
lel

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>>83773325

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>>83777954
>implying anyone would notice the movie doesn't take place in a Middle Eastern country

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>>83777872
>>83777974
Fixed

>>83778956
[spoilerOf coursh![/spoiler]

>>83777238
>t. nigel farrage

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>>83784014
>movie set in sand nigger central
>will probably have niggers and sand niggers in the other roles
>Still somehow force the white british man as the villain trope
bravo disney cuck