Donald Trump Animated Series From Stephen Colbert Headed to Showtime

OBSESSED

>>85707035
Remember "That's my Bush!"? The show I think Matt Stone and Trey Parker produced for CC when Bush was President?

Neither does anyone else.

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The administration is kino, not some hack man-baby (((comedian)))'s poz load on showtime.

>>85707035

TWO

>>85707035
>Will it be kino?

No.

I feel embarrassment whenever I think that I used to like Colbert.

>Described as a “fresh, cutting-edge comedy,” the series will present the “tru-ish adventures of Trump’s confidants and bon vivants — family, top associates, heads of government, golf pros, and anyone else straying into his orbit — intrepidly exploring their histories and their psyches, revealing insights into what makes them so definitively Trumpian.” According to Showtime, “it’s a workplace comedy where the office happens to be oval; it’s a character study in search of character, as seen through the eyes of an imaginary documentary crew.”

>“Stephen and Chris have an uncanny genius for deconstructing the world of President Trump, and this series opens a new realm for them,” said Showtime president and CEO David Nevins. “Their vision will produce a comedy that makes waves, gets attention, and plays great on our networks, including our streaming service.”

>Stephen Colbert will be an executive producer.

>STOP MAKING FUN OF MY REALITY TV STAR PRESIDENT!!!

2 SCOOPS
2 GENDERS
2 SHOWS

>>85707035
Eh...it'll be forgotten just like 'lilbush" or "Thats my bush"


Its topical humor but it wont be memorable.

>>85707161
There's not 2 genders

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>>85707099
no, but I sure as hell remember this kino

So...

>>85707035
Why are liberals so bad at humour?

Every joke about Trump has already been exhausted. What could they possibly do to make it funny and fresh?

>>85707226
This.

>>85707278
At least they have a sense of humor.

>>85707146
>we won't have Twin Peaks Season 4 because of this
Are we at the point yet where you can murder television execs because any jury would nullify?

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>>85707281
>We need a smart businessman in the white house, someone who can cut through the politics and make tough deals!

This will never not be funny. It actually gets more funny every day.

>>85707278
Humor has to reflect the reality. It just isn't as funny if its humor based on hyperbole or strawmen.

>>85707338
Tell the next liberal you see a black joke and post results

>>85707278
Can you please name one right winger comedian who's actually funny.

>>85707278
Too afraid they'll offend someone, while comedy at its core is offensive. You think Hicks or Carlin could make it today as liberal comedians?

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>>85707395

>>85707408
right wing is counterculture now, they don't put those people on tv

>tfw the only comedians that are funny are enlightened centrists that already realized that all political humor is garbage

>>85707226
This was awful though

>>85707509
Unironically this.

>>85707351
Twin Peaks has been garbage since midway through Season 2

>>85707035
Will he ever find a healthy hobby, bros?

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>>85707183
This....

"internet flash cartoon" tier

Topical humor rarely survives. Like watch an old episode of south park and see of you can guess with ignoring the major give-a-ways what they are referencing.

That being said...all this Trump hate is tiring and we're literally not throuh his first year. I mean we have 7 years to go so this show is "internet flash cartoon" tier

>>85707520
>le smarter than everyone meme xD

>>85707549
so you see how bad this will be, then

I hate Trump, but I also hate the cartoon Trump. Mainly because his voice doesn't sound anything like Trump's. Couldn't they have gotten a better voice actor? What the fuck. I mean, Colbert does a better Trump voice than the guy they got for Cartoon Trump.

>>85707146
>fresh
>Stephen has an uncanny genius for deconstructing the world of President Trump

>>85707399
>>85707496

>racist jokes are funny

Difference is hicks never told black jokes or any racist material in his routine

Back to >>>/pol/

>>85707584
gb2plebbit

>>85707146
>Stephen and Chris have an uncanny genius for deconstructing the world of President Trump
>PEE PEE TAPES, PEE PEE TAPES

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>>85707146
>>Described as a “fresh, cutting-edge comedy,”
TRUMP? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>85707219
This.

>>85707570
>That being said...all this Trump hate is tiring and we're literally not throuh his first year

Its not just tiring, its childish. Ive never seen such an onslaught of biased and ridiculous attacks in my life. Trump could cure cancer and they would still find a way to spin it as him ruining the lives of poor mom and pop pharmaceutical companies.

>>85707647
>le bill hicks is a real comedian meme

Hicks was a poor man's Carlin, who, incidentally, was shit later in life.

>>85707035
How long until Trump sues for libel?

>>85707647
>>racist jokes are funny

Interesting you say that because there is plenty of anti-white racism coming from black comedians that barely gets noticed.

>Colbert is an on-screen fool
>trump built a successful empire and became President

Sounds like extreme jealousy to me.

I'm really hoping they keep this up for 4/8 years just so I can study the public reactions to see if people will get fatigued and completely tune out.

>>85707697
Trump hasn't done anything good for your country, Biased? What you want people to praise the idiot for no reason? He hasn't done a single thing yet for his country, hell, its been 6 months and he hasn't even passed a budget.

>>85707226
Did they whitewash Condoleeza Rice?

>>85707647
>racist jokes are funny

They are
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3PJF0YE-x4

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>>85707278
>it's not funny to me so it's not humor
This upcoming movie script shows they've still got it.

>>85707666
>Satan is only good for being Colbert's cock holster

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>>85707529
>He doesn't like hot dog day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ia1Nlq4Wg_4

>>85707408
Could you please name one good comedian that puts a political identity into their comedy?

>>85707697
Tell Trump to stop giving them ammo then.

I'll admit that the liberals are acting childish right now, sour because they lost an easily winnable election, but the actions of the Trump administration are a gold mine for folks like Colbert.

Just look at the situation, we have a president who tweets daily, putting out memes, threatening everyone, actually blocking people who comment negatively at him, it's a complete shit show right now

This is the most ineffective and pathetic administration we've seen in a long time, they had all the momentum in the world and failed to capitalize on it, none of the promises have been fulfilled, the administration is practically at war with itself and shadowing over it all is an investigation that could have easily been downplayed or avoided if Trump and his team had simply been straight forward and not twisted the truth.

>>85707912
>it's not funny to me so it's not humor

That's generally how it works.

>>85707695
yeah there's only males, women don't count as human

>>85707790
>le president is in charge of the budget meme

No. Congress passes the budget, dumbass. The president has some retarded de facto budget scripting rights, because he's the guy that has to enforce it _once congress passes the budget_.

Second, Neil Gorsuch.

Fuck off back to plebbit, underage scum.

>>85707790
>hell, its been 6 months and he hasn't even passed a budget.
worried about your NEETbux? Get a job faggot.

>>85707744
When Whites finally become just as oppressed as black people then you can say that. You are not a minority therefore you cannot complain about this.

>>85707790
He appointed a new supreme court judge, which will make it far more difficult for you commie "liberals" to subvert our democracy, among many other positive things. And he passed a budget in the first months of his presidency. Tell me about you felt that day in November last year. You know which one.

>1/8th of the way through his first term
>no Wall
>Isis not defeated
>Obamacare repeal dead
>goes golfing every week
>escalated war in Syria
>packed his administration with Goldman Sachs Jews
>half his administration resigned or was fired
>signed away your internet privacy
>trying to kill net neutrality
>signed a bill that allows coal companies to pollute rivers
Why do you guys still like him?

>>85707954
...No, it isn't? In what deluded world is that "generally how it works"?

>>85707647
>muh /pol/ boogeyman

>>85708006
more like 1/16th

>>85707099
I just remember parts of the theme song, yet nothing of the actual show

>>85707912
That's objectively terrible. You seem like a nutjob, desu.

>>85707972
kek, Its nice to see I triggered you, as I implied, Im not american.
>>85707978
>He managed to appoint people with both houses in his favour!

It's not hard to do that, yet I haven't seen a wall, I haven't seen a massive jobs boom (RIP carrier jobs he "saved"). Is ACA dead yet? Did he catch those 5 million illegal voters? Damn, Maybe next week he will while he's spending another 50 million dollars going to his own resorts and slipping the taxpayers money back to himself.

>>85707959
See above.

>>85707647
>leftypol raider crying about pol and their thoughtcrime
Like pottery.

>>85707912
what the fuck is that

>>85708096
The hilarious part is if it was a script of Trump doing the same thing to "triggered liberals" you would be ejaculating furiously right now.

>>85708006
>Mfw the wall wasn't even in the spending budget

Why do conservatives have no sense of humor? You're acting like this is the first time someone has ever made fun of the president.

>>85707977
>le omg blacks can't be racist
>>>tumblr

>>85708006
Because the Stock Market is doing great.

>You should thank Obama blah blah blah
Ok thank you Obama. 2017 is a fantastic year and if you're letting POLITICS drag it down for you you're a fucking idiot.

>>85708145
>first he was a joke
>then he was hitler
>then he was never going to get anything done
>then he was getting stuff done, but it's corrupt bad stuff
you're going to have a rough time in the next 7 and a half years bro

>making a show that will be less funny than the shit Trump is doing and posting all day

For what purpose?

>>85708006
>>85708082
More like 1/2, his term is not going to last the full four years.

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>people actually roleplay as SJW cuck-holds in these threads because they think it's "trolling"

>>85707035
So telling the same jokes every fucking day wasn't enough so they decided to make a comic?

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>>85707035
I want everyone in the media to die a horrible slow death.

>>85708145
The stock markets have been doing fantastic since Republicans were returned to power. All the professionals in the finances seem overjoyed that the grown ups are back in charge and that you socialists are powerless and in tears.

>>85707977
Whites are a worldwide minority and black lifestyles here and abroad as subsidized by white labor and earnings.

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>>85708262
>Le funny frog meme image
Check
>Uses the terms "SJW" or "Cuck"
Check
>Thinks he's clever or smart
Check

Well boys, looks like we got ourselves a full feldged redditor here. Go back to The Donald, kiddo.

>>85707219
There's only one gender, the human gender.

>>85708347
o man im so mad ree haha >:(

>>85708347
>>>/r/politics or >>>/yourshilldiscord

>>85707408
There are no funny comedians in 2017

>>85707977
So you're one of those people that believes minorities can't be racist?

>>85707035
My Little Bush 2 Electro Boogaloo?

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>Dude Trump is Orange
>Dude Trump is Russia
>Dude Trump has small hands
>Dude Drumpf
>Dude Twitter Shitposting
>Dude His Wife Doesn't Love Him
>Dude He is Rich
>Dude Wall
>Dude He is a Reality TV Star
>Dude Conservatives are literally Hitler

Here.
This is the leaked 10 Episode/Season script,
Have fun.

>>85708347
Someone needs to update that with this.
http://www.wmur.com/article/democrat-cavanaugh-pulls-upset-in-state-senate-special-election/10360495
"Winning", am I right centipedes?

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>>85708407
>S-S-SHILL! STOP USING FACTS, T-T-TRUMP IS STILL WINNING! M-M-MAGA!

>>85708285
I agree with that picture, tbqh.

>>85708447
>a state senate election

Wow

>>85708294
Still waiting for some damn infrastructure improvements. Instead hes wasting time banning guys with tits from serving as bullet sponges.

>>85707035

Trump does make successful buisnesses.

Just mentioning him makes money.

>>85708445
How will the alt right neo nazis ever recover

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>>85708488
Good job on this front, comrade. #Resist #Resistance

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>>85707035
Nice, can't wait to enjoy some more deep state establishment propaganda disguised as "comedy" from Viacom Inc. and Time Warner Inc

Sure is strange how there was never a "funny" show about the Obama family huh, but the minute Trump enters office your Friends the Multi-billion dollar media conglomerates green light MULTIPLE shows about Donald Trump, and shift every single show they have into anti-Trump propaganda.'

Surely this is merely a coincidence right?

>>85708488
You know what's funny?
Conservatives are getting triggered that liberals are considering The Rock as a candidate... when KID Rock is even closer to running on the Republican side. Both parties have celebrities. Deal with it. I'll take the one I actually like, thank you.

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>>85707281
I could make it funny if I tried.

Alright, episode one is called the caper or some shit whatever it doesn't matter.

>mr. president we need to liberate mexico immediately, but there is no public support for a full scale invasion of mexico
>That's fine, here's what we'll do, I'll go on twitter and announce that under no circumstances will I ever get involved in the humanitarian crisis in mexico and just let them all kill eachother off
>then after every senator speaks out against my position on mexico, I'll go on twitter again!
>this time, I say:
>Well, the heartfelt outpouring of support has swayed me and I've decide to commit our full force to the liberation of mexico
>well.. mr. president sir
>I'll admit I was against this plan the first time you proposed it.
>but do you really think this switcharoo will work a fifth time in a row?
>why wouldn't it? Even if they do catch on I can just add one more flip flop to the process or something

>>85708488
>control congress
>pass a republican healthcare plan anyway
If the DNC were a television network it would only show reruns of Murphy Brown while every commercial advertises Game of Thrones.

>>85708594
>implying anybody would ever be afraid of that creature
inb4 somebody posts a picture of that ugly red neck dude with the "cuck hunt" shirt

>>85708607
>she even has the Richard Spencer hair
Sickening.

>>85708616
Oh, Kid Rock is gonna win. Its fucking sad but this is what this country is now.

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>>85708497
>It's just a state senate election that the GOP should have won, what's the big deal?

>Come 2018
>Its just the house and the senate guys, what's the big deal! We still have TRUMP! MAGA!!

>>85708607
Coincidences goyim. Merely coincidences

>>85707035
>look at me, i'm donald trump, i'm so great, look at my hair, i am orange, look at me, do this thing because i'm so great, i'm the best at things, look at me

10/10 comedy

>>85708607
She has nice boobs!

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>>85708262
Don't ever go to /v/ or /co/ if you think these people are trolling.

They're not, they honestly think Trump is going to round up the Gays or whatever scary stories they get told every day by their "trusted" media

>>85708607
Because Obama actually made progress in office, he wasn't on Twitter and golfing.

The best the right could hit him with was unfounded claims of being a Muslim or being born in Kenya.

>>85707099
>not remembering the mysterious loser
>not remembering the abortion survivor leading the anti-abortion cause
normies out

>>85708607
>degenerate undercut
What the fuck is going on in this picture?

>>85708686
It was a 20% turnout and the seat was held by the incumbent party, are you honestly trying to frame this as a national victory?

>>85708768
I don't really follow politics but did he ever actually show his birth certificate or whatever shit?

>>85708607
Conservative thots need to have their arms and legs removed and the rest of their body turned into a cum receptacle at a groping zoo.

>>85708674
I hope Dwayne Johnson does too because he is easily one of the most likable celebrities I have ever seen.

>>85707509
>right wing is counterculture now, they don't put those people on tv
>Steve Bannon literally in the White House
>Fox News still there
>hurr durr we have no voice hurr

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>>85708607
That's hot af. Libtards and their obese, feminazi cunt women btfo.

I'm not going to get into the whole politics debate, because I really don't care about Trump one way or the other.

I hate though that every fucking show now uses the standard "Dude, Trump. Lmao!" as the go to punchline.

Can I just have something original, please? I get it, you dissaprove of him as a president.

>>85707697
>Its not just tiring, its childish. Ive never seen such an onslaught of biased and ridiculous attacks in my life. Trump could cure cancer and they would still find a way to spin it as him ruining the lives of poor mom and pop pharmaceutical companies.


It's almost as if the media doesn't actually
report the news, it's almost as if they're just the right hand to corporations who don't care about you?

B-but that would mean Colbert and Oliver are just propagandists and not comedians!

>>85708766
Why do you have to use strawmen?

I want your honest opinion on Trump's performance so far. What has he done that has given you hope in your president and your nation?

>>85708806
Keep downplaying it, I can not wait to see the immense butthurt come next year.

>>85708814
He did, and there are still people trying to claim it's fake to this day, even though they have produced nothing credible to support their claim

>>85708831
The dude needs to stop pulling a Nicolas Cage and starring in fucking everything though. I feel like people are gonna get sick of seeing him. I kind of lost some respect for him after his pissy bitch fit on twitter about baywatch bombing

>>85708503
>Wanting Trannies in squads where they'll have to take constant breaks to dilate their "vagina" wound
>Wanting to pay for expensive Trans pills and surgeries when soldiers still need prosthetics
Trump selflessly jumped on the PR Grenade so the military can do its job.

I have nothing against transexuals, but decades from now society will look at the way we tried to fix "gender dysmorphia" the same way we look at the past generations use of Lobotomies.

>>85707940
Hilarious that posts like these don't get any responses from the Trump deepthroaters

>>85708852
You seem to have some issues understanding words like "culture" or separating various social institutions, both de jure and de facto. Perhaps this topic is not for you.

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>>85708856

>>85708766
/v/ isn't that bad, though. There are probably more rightists there than libtards.

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>eight years of Obama

>no "Comedy" shows or skits about him literally bombing brown skinned women and children with drone strikes or escalating over seas conflicts

>7 months of Trump

>every single show is about how he talks funny and is orange

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>85708901
Didn't Baywatch end up doing well after all thanks to China? Which is funny because I don't understand why China would be interested in a movie about Americans on the beach.

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>>85708896
>>85708896
>Keep downplaying it, I can not wait to see the immense butthurt come next year.

Should we downplay pic related too, or is that different?

>>85708674
How is it sad? If a career politician is losing to a musician, what does it say about them?

Just because Kid Rock is a celebrity doesn't mean he can't have valid political ideas.

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>>85708978

>>85708816
What the fuck is a thot?

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>be Trump
>fail at repealing Obamacare, numerous times
>fail at building wall, and fail at getting mexico to pay
>try to get trannies banned for military, then military turns around and goes "uh no just ignore him there's no formal policy in place"
>his own cabinet and team are jumping ship left and right

Why do we need an animated series? Trump is already a cartoon character in real life

>>85708996
Proof that white ppl are the most marginalized ppl on earth

>>85707959
what do these_retarded_underscores even mean, why do you_type_them?

>>85707408
Norm MacDonald. Bill Burr.

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>>85708896
>Keep downplaying it, I can not wait to see the immense butthurt come next year.

lol Your tears and endless delusion are great.

>>85708996
>90% of the media are biased against republicans

Nothing new.
Even if it wouldn't be TRUMP - They would still say that a non-dem president = WORLD DOOM

American media balance works in the way that FOX is the biggest thing and conservative while literally everything else hates conservatives.

>>85709002
Look up Chinese top box offices. They truly have the worst tastes in film. The Transformers series only continues on because of China.

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I think its funny that /pol/ shills for the same jews that they supposedly hate. Republicans in congress are loyerally pocketing your tax money but you still insist they are doing it for the greater good. Where do you draw the line? Just because they aren't SJWs that meams their better? Is that it? Pretty patjetic honestly. Its literally something that reddit would agree with. Why would you even want to support either party? Why pick a side, its not advancing anythung in American society, its just constant bickering back and forth while nothing ever gets accomplished. Good job /pol/, and good job america.

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>>85708960
>implying culture in the modern day can even exist without media
>implying the right wing counter-culture doesn't circle around places like Breitbart
>implying it's not been proven that Trump gets his talking points from Fox and his memes from reddit
>hurr you no understand words
Show me where I used the term "culture" incorrectly. I

>>85708978
Marry that blue-haired, "feminist" slut, dude. Her number is meaningless. So what if she used to have guys run trains on her. That just means she's a liberated, modern woman. Go for it. It's not like you can do better, eh?

>>85709140
>starter pack
Time to go back to >>>/r/eddit kiddo.

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>>85709059

Don't forget that Nafta is still here and he crawled up into Chinas asshole.

Tired of winning yet?

>>85708674
>not wanting kid rock to be the president
MY NAME IS PRESIDEEEEEEEEENT ROCK! BAWITDABA

>>85709140
>stormfront
>breitbart and the rebel

Literally counter-factual but whatever

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Daily reminder that liberals are irrational and overly emotional. Just like women.

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Mustard! Can you believe it? Fucking mustard.

>>85708996
My peanuts are perpetual

>>85709248
I really want to go back to when the worst thing about our president was his condiment choice.

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>>85709192
>lose the argument
>hurr go back to ebaumsworld
>r/The_Donald has repeatedly been accused of offering a safe harbor where racists and white nationalists can congregate and express their views, much the same way that Trump’s campaign is said to have mobilized and emboldened those same groups. And indeed, r/The_Donald is home to some pretty vile comment threads. The subreddit’s moderators declined to talk to us about their community and accused FiveThirtyEight of being “fake news.” Regardless, we think there’s a way to get at the nature of r/The_Donald that is more rigorous than doing a quick scan of its comments (and certainly more objective than simply soliciting the opinions of the group’s fans and detractors).

Sorry this is my board and I will still be here when retards like you left again.

>>85709248
Trump eats KFC with Fork and Knife RRRREEEEEEEE

Hot damn I love how many people on /tv/ are against Trump these days. It's glorious watching the tides turn.

>>85708996
>no "Comedy" shows or skits about him literally bombing brown skinned women and children with drone strikes or escalating over seas conflicts

That's what a president is supposed to do tho...

>>85709278
you're living in it cuck, it's called the 2 scoops

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>>85709248
>By all accounts, he’s not a huge fan of breakfast, but if he does eat it, it’s cornflakes, or a plate of bacon and eggs.

DRUMPF (aka not my president) eats CEREAL in the MORNING

Between this and two scoops we need an impeachment

>>85709239
>talk about rationality
>while using myer briggs as an authoritative source, a glorified facebook personality test that is only one step above horoscopes

>>85709299
TL;DR

>>85709345
Should have kept his promises.

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>>85709392

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>tfw there are selfhating white libtards in this thread

>>85709345
back to your discord samefag

>>85709278
Well he also supported the Arab Spring, throwing North Africa back to the stone age

>>85709375
In all seriousness I really don't understand how this man is still alive with such an unhealthy lifestyle. I'm starting to wonder if all the "healthy" people are full of shit and it doesn't actually matter what you eat.

>>85707035
Oh fucking great, unfunny "Donald is retarded!" sketches every week until it's cancelled.

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>>85709444
It's weird.

>>85709482
>until it's cancelled.
>implying this will happen

>>85709345
Say hello from me to the other faggots in your discord, leftypol.

>>85709444
Looking at the IP count they seem to be samefagging like fuck

>>85709482
>unfunny
>dude small hands!
>dude orange!
How could anybody ever get tired of that?!

>>85709381
t. overly emotional libtard

>>85709444
>cherry picking the most far left, extreme views and pretending their the views of everyone on the left

This is by far the favored tactic of the "new right". I don't blame them, for misguided teenagers, which make up the majority of this movement, it's easy to make a choice when you paint the opposition as entirely crazy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyphaHw5qYA

>implying this isn't kino

>>85707146
The idea isn't that bad but it's going to be 100% DRUNPF IS A NAZI CHEETO BS.

>>85709577
nice lack of self awareness

>>85709140
>b-b-but breitbard and faux news
lol

The lefts reaction on election night will be funnier than anything about trump ever will be
>YAAASSSS QUEEN! IM A NASTY WOMAN!
>polls show 98% chance of Hilary winning!
>oh no this can't be happening...

>>85707103
Perhaps he's wondering why a man would give an interview after sucking his own cock

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>>85709644
There is literally 1(one) reddit shit poster ITT and it's you.
>le epic green text and 5 word responses
>hehe mu-um I am being political again

>>85709552
You can usually bait out the exact amount of butthurt lefties in a thread by getting in early and watching the unique ID's. My count is three samefaggots in this thread.

>>85709679
I like how you guys pretend you weren't doing the exact same thing with Romney.

Gonna be funny when it swings back and you're the ones left crying.

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>>85709575
>>85709675
>>85709644
SAME FAG
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>>85709739
Uhhhh, I was in kindergarten when Romney ran, sweetie

>>85709577
>you're just cherrypicking
Not at all. That's the current left, and you're clearly dishonest when you deny it. As an example, the current leader of the Democratic party beat several prominent candidates that ran on a platform of "shutting up whitey".

>>85709718
hmm... nice lack of self awareness

>>85709718
Why are T_D posts always formatted like Perez Hilton headlines? It's disgusting.

>>85709644
How am i wrong? This entire revival and rise of popularity among conservatives on the internet has been propelled by this tactic. It's always the same handful of images from far left websites that no one really takes seriously, you use these images over and over again, making outsiders think that everyone who just leans left supports "WHITE GENOCIDE!!".

I have yet to see any ORIGINAL arguments from the right on why they are better for healthcare, for economics, for foreign policy etc etc but I have seen TONS of images from Salon or of overweight ANTIFA members.

>>85707035

no, but maybe it will allow southpark to come back it senses.

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>>85707930
>Jeb takes the short bus

>>85709787
nice lack of self awareness

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>>85709776
>That's the current left, and you're clearly dishonest when you deny it
>and here is my proof: another random observation and unfounded claim that I won't even try to substantiate

>>85709787
>making outsiders think that everyone who just leans left supports "WHITE GENOCIDE!!"
then I guess it would take no time at all for you to find a "mainstream" leftie publication suggesting that white people actually have interests and the democrats should do something about that

>>85709787
triggered?

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>>85707146
Literally propaganda

they're not even trying to hide it...

>>85709739
id say it's a little different because Romney wasn't a fat idiot reality star yet he kicked Hilary's ass who was shilled for almost an entire year

>>85709848
>it's propaganda if I disagree with it

>>85709835
>leftypol commie
>where not radical at all
It's not my fault that you have no idea about what's going on in your radical party. Google it, faggot.

>>85709907
*we're

>>85709845
Yeah, because caring at all for the needs of the minority populations is white genocide

>>85709845
>white people actually have interests

Like affordable healthcare and higher wages

>>85709862
>implying Trump wasn't shilled

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On a very basic level, leftists are simply disgusting people. I think it's their collectivism and refusal to accept reality that is so off-putting.

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>>85709907
I literally have no idea what you are talking about. I neither know what leftypol is (except for a /pol/ boogyman) nor am I partisan in any way.
Also I just googled "shutting up whitey" and found nothing that is even remote to a credible source (within 7 results). So yeah, you are shit posting drone repeating shit that you read in /pol/ macros on reddit. Literally cancer.

>>85709739
Sorry to tell you sweetie but pretty much everyone but a select hopeful knew that Obama would sweep in 2012.

I remember that election night, even the Fox News commentators before polls closed said it would be very difficult for Mitt to win.

Trump's upset is something we'll probably never see again. Just compare the theatrics, Trump booked a tiny Hotel conference room (an ideal place to thank your people for trying their best but ultimately it didn't turn out the way it was supposed to) where as the Clinton campaign booked the Javert Center, one of the most opulent buildings in NYC where "Glass Confetti" was meant to shatter the literal Glass Ceiling above the audience.

To compare some /pol/locks and Karl Rove getting butthurt to a whole campaign and news industry's world being turned upside down is absurd.

>>85710014
>Every internet conservative argument ever in one post

Brilliant

>>85710014
>1498487323917
>I have been here all summer

>>85709967
So no, then? Right.

>Trump 2020

>>85709888
>one guy who worked with Trumps son's cousin's wife talked to someone from Russia

>IMPEACH!

>>85708766
I wish he would.

>>85709986
But your ideas for healthcare and the economy are absolutely terrible. That's why you have been so routed the last four years.

>>85707912
>McCain got all those people killed for being a retard on the aircraft carrier
>Immediately gives in to interrogation and starts doing the Tokyo Rose routine
>Hangs out with fucking terrorists in a photo op
>runs election campaign against Obama saying he and the GOP will get rid of ACA
>votes against getting rid of ACA
McCain is a fucking traitor at worst and a retard at best.

>>85710014
In all serious, what's wrong with punching Nazis?

>>85708896
You idiots have lost every election so far. By this point in Obama admin the GOP had already flipped many national seats as well as Kennedy's Seat. You haven't done anything.

There will be no blue wave, in fact the senate will pick up 3-4 more gop senate seats.

>>85709888
lol its blatantly propaganda kid

>>85708183
>le if Trump did it you would like it, so that makes it okay meme

>>85710003
Not to the point where "news" outlets were telling us he was going to win 98%

>>85710068
>Trump's upset is something we'll probably never see again. Just compare the theatrics, Trump booked a tiny Hotel conference room (an ideal place to thank your people for trying their best but ultimately it didn't turn out the way it was supposed to) where as the Clinton campaign booked the Javert Center, one of the most opulent buildings in NYC where "Glass Confetti" was meant to shatter the literal Glass Ceiling above the audience.
Now I'm curious, what did Obama and Romney book?

>>85707035
Stephen needs a hobby senpai.

>>85707035
its gonna make the chip chipperson cartoon look good in comparison

>>85710125
Not a thing. Just let me be the one to decide who the nazis are, k?

>>85710085
No, I'm saying that no major "leftie" publications actually advocate for your ridiculous concept of white genocide

They may push for greater advantages for minority populations that have a very real history of being suppressed in this nation, but you only have the fringe far left sites like Salon that call for actively limiting the freedoms of whites.

Step outside your bubble, stop thinking the world as portrayed by /pol/ is exactly how things are.

>>85708686
The dems haven't flipped anything national. The dems will LOSE more senate seats in 2018. Bet on it.

>>85710028
If I remember correctly, it was two women that were running for the leadership of the Democratic party. In the last election, they talked about how it was paramount to silence white people.

>>85710180
>implying that isn't exactly what Trumptards do
"Dude but what if we made a show named Dear Black People"
"What if we had a superhero named White Panther"
"What if they did a play where they killed Obama, liberals would FREAK OUT" (They did, and liberals didn't care)

>>85710068
>where "Glass Confetti" was meant to shatter the literal Glass Ceiling above the audience.
That's fucking corny as hell. What a faggot

>>85710212
>anyone who doesn't think whites are super privileged and owe everyone else lots of money is from /pol/
you're delusional and it is impacting your social life, such as it is

>>85708447
You didn't flip it tho. IT was already a democrat held seat. In a blue state none the less.

>>85710302
Wrong

>>85710014
They have no measure of self restraint. They're always all out.
A leftist homo is gonna be a full blown fairy faggot for example.

>>85708347
Triggered.
Seriously, you need to get over it. 8 years is gonna kill you if you don't.

>>85710337
>they they they they
Typical rightard, scared to talk to us directly.
I'm here. Why don't you face me like a man?

>>85708347
You're actually the redditard here my friend. It's a site filled with leftist cry baby cucks.

>>85710226
With all the progress the GOP had made, 2018 is a sure fire win for them. But to be fair, the Dems haven't been doing anything either, besides attacking Trump on weak points, so I'll give you that one. Who knows, maybe we will see the rise of third parties next year, that's what I hope for at least.

>>85710294
>HAHAH LOOK AT THIS IDIOT, HE'S SLIGHTLY LEFT, HE MUST HATE HIS RACE, HES A COMMIE KEK! XD

This is why a lot of people here hate you, you can't maintain level-headed discussion and immediately have to set up the strawman when challenged

>>85710348
>>85710396
>LE TRIGGERED XDDD

>>85710387
There is no such thing as leftist man, it's an oxymoron.

>>85710387
You have no measure of self restraint. You're always all out.
A leftist homo is gonna be a full blown fairy faggot for example.

>>85709086
I'd say Bill is more centrist.

>>85710068
>the Clinton campaign booked the Javert Center, one of the most opulent buildings in NYC where "Glass Confetti" was meant to shatter the literal Glass Ceiling above the audience.

It's fucking true, holy shit

>>85708996
>at war for his entire presidency with 7 different countries
>Nobel Peace Prize recipient
Real life is funnier than anything the 2 scoops crew can come up with.

>>85707146
The funny thing is the left will do what they did to bush in 2004. The constant outrage and REEEEing will cause people to 1) ignore anything bad that president does and 2) cause people to look at the left as crybabies and vote against them out of spite. You can already see it by how small and sad their "resistance" protests are getting. Even CNN doesn't cover them anymore.

>>85710426
>With all the progress the GOP had made, 2018 is a sure fire win for them.
The fuck? What progress? I hope this is sarcastic.

>>85710212
What the hell do you open border polices are? It's very obvious suicidal for white people to agree to this, and all prominent leftists want the borders completely open. YOu've destroyed Europe, and you wan't the same for the states.

>>85710518
My point exactly, apologizes if the sarcasm didn't come through.

>>85707338
Na they are too sensitive and butthurt when someone makes fun of a "protected class" Which is everyone but men, whites and Christians these days.

>>85707647
Pol is 4chan, scurry on back to Pleddit.

>>85710212
>Step outside your bubble
And you have no idea how ironic it is for you to say this.

>>85710547
Sorry, that was my bad then, was reading this thread too fast.

>>85707790
He's done plenty,
Reduced Regulations
Appointed a conservative Justice
Ended the Paris Agreement.
Stopped Funding the Syrian "Rebels".

Those are just 4.

>>85710426
>This is why a lot of people here hate you
There aren't as many of you here as you think there are.
>HE'S SLIGHTLY LEFT,
You're a radical, dude.

>>85710542
>MUH DESTROYED EUROPE

A lot of Western European and Scandinavian nations are far better places to live than super conservative states like say, Alabama or Oklahoma.

Also, some of the worst European nations to live are the same ones that refuse to take in refugees. It's funny /pol/ thinks its because of defiance, but it's most likely because they can barely support their own population as is.

>>85708145
>Im not american.

Then why do I even care about what you have to say?

>>85710542
*think open border polices are about?
obviously suicidal

>>85710721
>There aren't as many of you here as you think there are.
back at you

>>85707977
Blacks aren't oppressed.

you guys seem very demanding with trump, it has only been 6 months. What has Obama accomplished in his first 6 months, hell, in his whole 2 terms? I can only remember him for Obamacare and his nobel peace prize (lmao this actually happened). I'm europoor btw I have no horse in this race

>>85708246
Keep thinking libbie, it's gonna last 8 years.

>>85710435
By your logic a leftist bodybuilder such as myself is one of the strongest men you've ever met and will knock your scrawny ass to the ground if you dare to fuck with me. So don't try it, kid.

>>85710732
>A lot of Western European and Scandinavian nations are far better places to live than super conservative states like say, Alabama or Oklahoma.
So why ruin that?

>>85710843
>Trump using his 2020 campaign money to pay his lawyers in the Russia investigation
You'll be lucky if it lasts 8 months.

>>85710732
>A lot of Western European and Scandinavian nations are far better places to live than super conservative states like say, Alabama or Oklahoma.
Extremely reductive, dishonest reasoning. Well, I didn't expect more from you. Well, in any case, that won't last for long. Those leftist "paradises" with no real freedom have become so listless and pathetic that they can't even maintain their populations and massive welfare without importing hordes of 70-80 IQ Muslims from Africa and the ME. Lucky you. You'll get to watch them die.

>>85710732
>Also, some of the worst European nations to live are the same ones that refuse to take in refugees.
like Denmark?

>>85708006
1/16th
Isis is cornered in Al Raqqa and is basically defeated
Syria is winding down we stopped funding those "moderate rebels"
He packed his admin with technocrats vs minorities and women who've only served in government their whole lives
Net Neutrality is anti capitalistic, glad its gone.
"Pollute Rivers" is usual liberal idiocy, he let states decide.

I love him.

>>85710854
>he thinks bodybuilders are strong

See what I was saying about full blown faggotry?

>>85708768
Na he didn't he pushed a hard left liberal agenda, glad to see trump is rolling back that nonsense.

>>85710254
I don't really know what you are trying to say but people were trying to point out that the Left has an insane fetish for being PC and then go ahead and mount praise on something that they would screech about if the races were switched.

Nobody actually cares about cape shit

I have no problem with the Ceasar play (actually shows why killing him isn't such a great idea, but I doubt most people see that and just want to watch Trump get murdered) Which is why I can see people having a problem with it when you couple it with all the hatred that the media and 'celebrities' spew out about him to the point where they are almost normalizing the idea of killing the leader of the free world.

>>85710895
>being this brainwashed
Tell me about how you felt that day in November. You know the one.

>>85710894
>>85710932
>Can't actually say anything to refute the points made
>Just make up some ridiculous apocalypse scenario

Classic conservative arguments!

>>85711035
>reeee why won't libs get mad about the election we were supposed to trigger them so hard!

>>85709024
Funny thing is that it was supposed to be a "referendum on trump" and she beat the cuck by more than what trump had. and spent only a 1/10th of what he had.

>>85707035
DRRNRRRRRL GRRRRRRRMPF

>>85711095
But I mostly agree with what you said, I was asking why you'd want to ruin that.

>>85709069
People who use the term "marginalized" as well as "white privilege" un ironically should be killed.

>>85711095
>police kill more whites than blacks
>DEY KILLIN US IN DA STREETS
donate more to BLM cuck

>>85709140
We've taken over the internet, youtube ect.

>>85711118
You wouldn't know from all the desperate robocalls I was getting from Trump. "P-please vote for this woman! I hate women but I need to win this election!"

>>85711100
lol I know it still eats at you. It was such a wonderful night. I fucked my gf and afterwards we laughed at crying libtards on /pol/.

>>85709577
Thats normal left now. This is the base of the democrat party, these are the bernie bros ect. These and the blacklivesmatter and faggot enablers.

>>85711210
>I fucked my gf
lmao did u seriously just call ur bodypillow your gf

>>85709213
To a liberal it is. Those facts don't want to be believed. So they become an opinion.

>>85711157
Because the right has yet to make a convincing argument has to why anything will be ruined due to taking in refugees

>>85711193
>Completely shifts topic
>pulls out the cuck card
This is when you know you've got them on the ropes

>>85711286
>Breitbart
>facts
HAHAHA HOLY SHIT

>>85711095
>Well, in any case, that won't last for long. Those leftist "paradises" with no real freedom have become so listless and pathetic that they can't even maintain their populations and massive welfare without importing hordes of 70-80 IQ Muslims from Africa and the ME.
>Just make up some ridiculous apocalypse scenario
But what I wrote is objectively true. I know that you haven't read about it on HuffingtonPost or CNN, so it must come as a shock to you. You may even be inclined to return to one of your safe spaces, but it is happening, and many countries in Europe are in dire straits.

>>85709718
Gotta love how much the Donald triggers the left redditards here and on reddit. One sub, One single sub makes them lose their shit. They have moved mountains and re designed the site to try and censor it. The thing is they are self aware and do it because they know it pisses off you idiot lefties, unlike r/politics and the dozen other lefty sub that have to abuse the system to force stuff on the front page much of which they are dead serious about.

>>85711316
>shifts topic to make a ridiculous comparison
>pretends that doing the same in kind is magically different somehow
I thought liberals were supposed to be educated. Looks like you went to time cube school.

>>85711319
>liberal
>valuing facts
lol

>>85707146

tfw the basic idea could work in a Veep meets The Apprentice sort of way, but it's just going to be DAE ORANGE SKIN? DAE COVFEFE? DAE TINY HANDS? and end up being the left's Half Hour News Hour.

>>85711209
>he lives in Georgia

How embarrassing

>>85711316
>Because the right has yet to make a convincing argument has to why anything will be ruined due to taking in refugees
Sounds more like willful ignorance on your part.

>>85709787
Because that is the lef ton the web, that is the modern day left these days. The democrat parties enables blacklivesmatter and these crazy leftwing psychos.

>>85711429
Actually I live in Nevada, Trump is a fucking idiot.

looks like there's gonna be more Jimmy Dore Show subs now

demoshits are so dumb since Hillary it's like they've been infiltrated by cointelpro body snatchers or something

>>85710895
>>85711035
>>85711100
Come on, tell us.

>>85711500
Is there any evidence beyond your word that Trump was robocalling Nevada over an election taking place in Georgia

>>85711417
>conservative
>valuing facts
lol

>>85709986
Those aren't interested those are general sounding buzzwords. The left always says these thing but their policies are counter to that.

>>85711316
>Because the right has yet to make a convincing argument has to why anything will be ruined due to taking in refugees
Hmm I guess colonialism wasn't bad at all, after all housing is a human right even the native americans knew that

>>85711536
>c-come on triggered libs, get mad about the election!
lmao drumpfies get more and more desperate by the day

>>85707680
>TRUMP? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi9PwiMZB8U

>>85710125
because they call everyone who isn't a far left fascist a "nazi"

>>85711328
> I know that you haven't read about it on HuffingtonPost or CNN

Yeah, sorry, I don't keep up to date with the latest Breitbart or Infowars has to say.

>>85711403
Police brutality is a real issue though, one that many officers have been charged of and found guilty. Corruption is very present, unfortunately, it's become a politicized issue so if you want any reform in our police force you're a cuck.

>>85709967
Importing minorities are open border immigration is.

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>>85711627
>some literally who youtube channel is better at writing comedy than one of the biggest talk show hosts/writers on television

>>85710111
Hope the cancer is swift.

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>Flood your countries with tens of millions of subhumans that want a Muslim dictatorship.
>what can go wrong?

>>85710325
Actually Right,
It was already held by the rats.

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>>85711633
>defends cnn
The left truly is crazy.

>>85710426
The GOP had already made many gains by this point in Obamas presidency. The math doesn't agree there will be a "blue wave" In fact I see a red wave in 2018 in the senate. I'm sure the dems will take the house but it will be small.

>>85711844
how can anyone be liberal

"Nevermind that Trump hasn't accomplished a single thing in six months despite having a Republican majority, let's keep talking about that election win! We sure surprised those liberals! All that matters is that we won! Who cares if he hasn't done anything for our country! Got those damn liberals so mad!"
Righties are brain damaged.

>>85710111
people should have seen it coming with how liberally prone McCain is

>>85710426
You're in the minority on this site, There are many more of us on this site than there are of you. Its the reason why there are only 3 or 4 of you spamming in this thread.

>>85711750
>IQ

>>85711750

>the average skin color in Australia is bluish grey
>Libyans are saffron yellow
>Greenland is pure white

what

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>>85711582
If you kill your enemies you lose

>>85710458
maybe 10 years ago. But to the left he's a racist, misogynistic ect ect.

>>85711922
>I'll accuse anyone who challenges my narrow worldview of being a samefag! That'll make me look cool!

>>85711855
>I'm sure the dems will take the house but it will be small.
I don't think there's any real chance of this. The Democratic party is barely getting any donations at this point while the RNC are doing great.
>>85711844
>moderate liberals

>>85710518
>>85710675
They actually have made tons of progress, the sad thing for you is that its things you won't realize until it's too late.

>>85711783
No

>>85708006
i didn't vote for him, i was a Berniebro from the start

>>85710732
They were better before the influx of illegals and migrants.

>>85712029
https://www.reddit.com/r/BlueMidterm2018/
Been browsing this sub and it proves you completely wrong.

>>85710895
Trump and the GOp has out raised the DNC and democrats every month since the election. You people might not want to spend 40 million to lose a single seat of congress.

>>85712082
You're human garbage, dude. I just want you to know that.

>>85712125
In shitty flyover states.

>>85711095
What points did you make? You said sweden is better than Alabama in response to the facts that Sweden has been invaded by migrants and is now the rape capital of europe.

>>85710125

1.assault laws
2.your reaction not being in proportion to hearing things you don't like
3.you don't get to free lable to punch people just becuase you called them a nazi

thats how you end up getting arrested and meeting actual neo-nazis and I doubt you will be punching them

>>85712157
YOU'RE human garbage, dude. I just want you to know that.

>>85711209
I live in Dunwoody and I got zero calls. Meanwhile I saw fagboy on every youtube ad and tv ad.

>>85712232
>fagboy
Gee, I wonder why history isn't on your side.

>>85711100
You did get triggered and you still are. Trump has destroyed your lives emotionally. It's amazing to watch actually.

>>85711316
Crime,
Rape,
Economy
and Culture

If those aren't convincing enough then you're a water head.

>>85712165
Aka the majority that matter.

>>85712082
what in the fuck does that sub even mean? Seems like more reddit try hard. Like bernies

just don't watch it you dumbos lol

>>85712300
(You)

>>85712279
>We won and keep winning.

>>85712345
Refugees from Africa and the ME also destroy the gene pool. >>85711750

>>85708082
If the dems don't elect a literal shit this time he's gone for good.

>>85711316
Our economy is completely fucked because of them, violent crime and rapes have gone up like no tomorrow and major city centers have become no-go zones

>>85712472
How's that Obamacare repeal, bitch! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>85712571
Dem = Literal Shit.

>>85712795
Grow the fuck up.

>>85712818
But you leftists are all irrational children, and people tend to become more conservative as they mature. Shouldn't you grow up?