Post what you've got.
Prequel general thread - no gross shit edition.
Has anyone been getting malware from swfchan?
Every time I click any link on that site a tab labeled "Untitled" opens and closes.
I have uBlock Origin and NoScript should be blocking any third party sites.
Yeah dude I got cyber ebola from that shit you better dban your pc
Not recently, even though I access it through my phone. But vis computer, I never got malware. Maybe it's just a blocked pop-up page with uBlock and NoScript doing it's work? Do run a security scan on your computer need be if you feel like its bothing you though, always measure twice and cut once.
Animal Farm thread 2: Cleanly Shaven Edition
Post anything about farm animals and discuss what life on your farm would be like
Control a cow thread
This is the thread where we control an average cow going about their daily life and completely ruining their day
Continuing from last time >>11588470
NG+ Part 5
Danny is already used to Eva trying to peek on him. Ever time he steps into the pool shower she is watching him. Danny has found the foolproof solution to this long ago, simply close the curtain and block her view. Just as he is about to to so however he suddenly feels how his arms are pressed into his crotch. Within seconds he is softly squeezing and cupping his balls, giving everyone who would is watching quite a show.
NG+ Part 6
Danny's embarrassment about the whole thing is getting bigger from second to second. Just like his dick. The normally medium sized joystick is quickly ordering more blood from the rest of the body and increases in size. After a few seconds it is already the size of Danny forearm, swinging between his legs. Its is lifted up a little bit by Danny's own arms, since he is still squeezing his balls. Eva is starring at him with gin eyes, her hands clutch her t-shirt she is wearing while slowly coming closer.
Danny is in full panic now, trying his best to remove his hands from his balls. Instead it only looks like he spends more and more energy into squeezing them for Eva's enjoyment.
* Achievement unlocked * First erection
Choose one thing to unlock:
Stroking-Button: One press of this button and Danny will start to stroke his dick. (Only works when he has an erection)
Glue-Button: One press of these button and Danny hands will keep sticking to whatever he is currently holding, until the button is pressed again
Aura of stripping: One female close to Danny will lose parts of her outfit every turn
Haha I hate myself
I own the same socks as Clem edition.
>you dumb americans and your dumb timezones
you get 2 more guesses m8
but yeah good luck with your recovery, I've always wanted to get into dnd but I can never seem to find either the people or the time
also thanks, I really love turn based stratagy stuff so for me xcom is a game I can always come back to and fuck around in for some fun
I kind of see what you mean, I think
personally I much prefer fresh, hot pizza but I'm lazy and can't be bothered to heat it up while also liking cold pizza, so yeah
>you get 2 more guesses m8
Australia or England. I'm aussie myself.
>I've always wanted to get into dnd but I can never seem to find either the people or the time
Yeah unless you're 12 years old hanging with the nerdy kids at school it's hard. I got lucky.
>also thanks, I really love turn based stratagy stuff
Same which makes it weird that I never got into Xcom, really though Sci-fi and Military aren't really my jam either so that might have something to do with it.
I'm gonna go to bed anyway, peace anon.
HG - Hunger Games
>Dusty drops one of the three necklaces around his neck and lets the other two slide down his arm, resting on his elbow. He drops his hand down to his belt and fiddles with one of the straps, opening a rectangular pouch and retrieving a handful of throwing knives. He hands them over to the girl.
Now, these amulets provide luck, but there is an extent to their power. I'd say that, no matter how good of a shot you are, they'll only work for sure at around a fifteen meter range with projectiles. To prove their quality, though, I'll take a gamble and stand at ten meters. If I'm hit with a knife, I'll consider it a wound to my pride as a shop-owner.
>He turns and walks to about ten meters out, just as he said he would, and spins to face her.
Alright, go ahead. Whenever you're ready.
hello yes it is i, Foggy from Pokermuns
If you're hit with one, you might end up with more than a wound to your pride. Assuming the blade goes first.
>Ruri, with at least some understanding of how to throw a knife, takes one by its blade-end and hefts it. She shakes her head when, to her untrained feel, there's nothing noteworthy about them. They may be balanced, or woefully unbalanced. A lift, in roughly the right form, brings the hilt-end up near her ear, and she throws the knife. Ten meters is a lot for a schoolgirl, but she can at least make that distance...whether or not the blade goes true is another story. A -3 to Dex story, probably.
/tlhg/ - The Loud House General
Future Tense (Monday: 9/18) (Leaked)
>When Mom and Dad meet a new accomplished family, they worry that their kids aren't doing enough activities to ensure a successful future.
Yes-Man (Tuesday: 9/19)
>The Loud sisters need help from the "master of persuasion", AKA Lincoln. He will teach them how they can ask Mom and Dad for money.
Friend or Faux (Wednesday: 9/20)
>Lisa gets her kindergarten report card back to discover she’s gotten an F– in social skills. To bring up her grade, she must make a friend.
No Laughing Matter (Thursday: 9/21)
>When Luan realizes how her siblings complain about her jokes, she gives up her passion. But the others feel bad about it, so they have to show Luan that she is funny.
No Spoilers (Airdate: TBA)
>Knowing Leni’s history of spoiling surprises, the kids decide not to tell her about Mom’s upcoming party. But keeping Leni away is no easy task.
Sonic Thread: Comfy Edition
Not my server, figured that since it was promoted before that I'd keep it in the OP.
I'll make sure to avoid doing that next time.
OFFICIAL PONY THREAD
DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION EDITION!
heading to bed, have a good one.