/TLHG/ - The Loud House General
Slut Edition
>Booru:
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>Fanfics:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=forum&s=view&id=2
>Thread Archive:
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>Episodes:
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>Extras:
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Upcoming Episodes:
Future Tense (Monday: 9/18) (Leaked)
>When Mom and Dad meet a new accomplished family, they worry that their kids aren't doing enough activities to ensure a successful future.
DL: https://mega.nz/#!lUMSWRLQ!8Qrnpday4lozA34wrD-YgxJQ5P9-WAIuXPeYd5XakLs
DL: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B-dEJ8liTP2iRkltcVRrMlp4dDA/
Yes-Man (Tuesday: 9/19)
>The Loud sisters need help from the "master of persuasion", AKA Lincoln. He will teach them how they can ask Mom and Dad for money.
Friend or Faux (Wednesday: 9/20)
>Lisa gets her kindergarten report card back to discover she’s gotten an F– in social skills. To bring up her grade, she must make a friend.
No Laughing Matter (Thursday: 9/21)
>When Luan realizes how her siblings complain about her jokes, she gives up her passion. But the others feel bad about it, so they have to show Luan that she is funny.
No Spoilers (Airdate: TBA)
>Knowing Leni’s history of spoiling surprises, the kids decide not to tell her about Mom’s upcoming party. But keeping Leni away is no easy task.
Deedee is CUTE!
An older Lily is a cute Lily!
>>11575760
>>11575885
This is too lewd
Is this our refuge from the Luanbomber?
So should I turn on the bot or let the thread stay?
>>11576212
I hope so
>>11576220
As long as the other one is on fire, let this one stay
>>11576220
Let's just keep this quiet from the other thread. I don't need to deal with Luan faggotry right now.
So, while we're waiting for the thread to calm, how is everyone today?
>>11576391
Everything is meh
I WANT TO CUM INSIDE RITA
>>11576576
She would love you to cum inside of her, cummy cat
>>11576576
How exactly do you plan on paying child support, Cummy Cat?
>>11576212
Apparently yes.
>>11576220
If you want. Are you the shoeposter right?
>>11576662
Yes. Been wanting to test out this Markov chain feature
>>11576220
Kill this one >>11576696
I'm doing a Hunger Games
Give me 24
No Leni allowed
>>11576212
No
>>11576739
I suggest to turn the bot on that Lincoln thread, actually that thread is meaningless.
>>11576785
No, we have enough for today.
>>11576785
Fitlhy Frank
Fuck yeah
qt is throwing ssl errors so I might not be able to spam at the moment
someone make a /tlhg/ thread with no leni please
>>11576890
killing threads and making new ones isn't gonna do anything right now, this guy has been at this manually for hours, he's clearly a lifeless NEET. Just let him get bored of this, hopefully he'll also get tired of his sad life and an hero.
>>11576810
>I suggest to test the feature on the thread with Lincoln OP pic.
I regret, better test here the feature.
>>11576890
How long it will take?
>>11576904
Don't wallow in misery, anon. Feel the joy!
FUCK LENIFAGS
NEW HG RIGHT NOW
24 TRIBUTES
NO BAZINGA
NOW NOW NOW
*makes car noises*
Lynn is the best!
>>11576915
well it's not to establish any long term results, it's just to stop the thread influx
>>11576941
not sure being as though I've never seen this error before. it can be a stupid piece of code at times. Sucks, the thread would've been at bump limit in 5 minutes
>>11577136
There's a squirrel on the road, what do you do?
>Squirrel noises
>>11577173
I offer the squirrel a ride
What is her problem?
>>11577208
Weird changes to her body and new confusing feelings.
Sometimes I like to imagine that I'm a successful drawfag that can make perfect drawings in 5 minutes.
>>11577243
I can relate
>>11577243
Just gotta put your brain into drawing, shit's long and boring, but the payout is immense.
>>11577294
What's the payout?
Look at our divided general, look at the sad state it's in. This is what we get for letting /hg/ over our borders...We need to build a wall.....AND MAKE /HG/ PAY FOR IT!!!
>>11577243
I like to imagine that I have ability to draw good
Perfect.
>>11577372
Literally nothing, but you have the power to draw everything you have on your mind.
>>11577171
But, can you fix it?
>>11577383
Not really, the thread was dead until i did the HG. Im still dont knowing what is the purpose of the Luanbomber.
>>11577372
You could potentially charge questionable amounts of money with commissions
>>11577136
What car specifically?
>>11577243
>I like to imagine that I'm a successful drawfag
For the popularity or the passion of being one (fun)?
>>11577398
Yes.NO HOMO.
>>11577440
>Im still dont knowing what is the purpose of the Luanbomber.
Clearly to stop HG games.
>>11577440
This --- > >>11577505
Are you dumb?
>>11577433
I mean SB99 could also be in here offering advice and helping us be less dead, but I guess he's got stubby limbed grade schoolers to draw:
>>11576330
>>11577400
>>11577505
>>11577517
Yes, but that is the purpose for the mean not for the action. Try to figure out a big complex system about a reason and passion living together but no in the same context.
>>11577531
Why should he? We drove him out of here, he owes us nothing.
>>11577555
>hurr durr we're shit, CCs are gods, drawfriend was right hurr durr
>>11577563
Okay, give me one good reason why he should do it then.
>>11577531
>Constantly tries to drive away CC's
>Acts entitled and angry when they go to other fandoms
Do you blame the forest for burning down when throw a match into it?
>>11577563
If you think he owes you something go talk to him.
>>11577563
Who are you quoting?
>>11577582
>gorillaz
>>11577582
Yeah, this. The general does its damnedest to constantly harass CCs, whether they're good or not, then get surprised and annoyed when none want to hang around anymore.
>>11577578
It's not his obligation to come here, neither is the one from any CC. He doesn't "owe" us anything. CCs come here because they want to draw something for the show (and maybe because some of them want atention), and those who actually leave due to shitposting are... well, idiots, to be honest.
Seriously, why would you give attention to someone who doesn't even have arguments to hate you?
>>11577582
You assume I was complicit any of that, instead I get to suffer for the actions of others. I offered him helpful criticism, was friendly when I talked with him, but it's my fucking fault, is it? Fuck off your high horse you condescending turd.
>>11577531
Or you could ask advice to a better artist.
Delivery from yesterday
>>11577729
Awesome!
>>11577687
So your response is to act like an entitled brat when he no longer wishes to remain here? SB owes you nothing, and he's free to create content for whatever and whoever he see's fit.
If he doesn't want to be here or create LH fanart anymore for whatever reason, that's his choice.
>>11577729
I didn't even think you'd notice my request. Thanks.
>>11577729
NICE.
>>11577729
Very cute.
OH SHIT
>>11577729
That's pretty rad
>>11577742
Why do you keep bringing this up? Do you maturbate with the idea of SB not wanting to be here anymore? Or are you just SB falseflagging?
>>11577531
I honestly would rather go through the brutal and life-changing adventure of learning to draw myself, rather than having a CC like SB99 taint on new drawfags what's right and wrong on how to draw.
Forgive me
>>11577440
Yes. Might be an issue with the dll's
Reminder SB-99 is proof Kysfag is right.
>>11577929
How?
>>11577939
Ignore him. It's just the kysfag samefagging like he always does.
>>11577843
Are you the Luanbomber?
>>11577861
Nice, so when is ready, what thread are you going to test (bomb) first?
>>11577929
Not really, he is still having a debatable purpose.
>>11577976
>Are you the Luanbomber?
No.
>>11577843
No, you ruined a lot of people's lives, that's unforgivable.
>>11578049
Please, I'm better now.
Would you eat Mr Loud's food?
>>11578061
Sorry Anon, I can't love a person like you.
>>11577999
so, who are you.mp3?
>>11575760
Lily always makes me think of Watt for some raisin.
Que es esto, la telenovela de las 5?
>>11577817
Given that he showed up right around the same time SB returned to the other thread, it's probably SB just saying what he's wanted to for months.
>>11578140
CÁLLATE CARAJO.
>>11577617
The problem is two fold. No one here attacks the faggots who harass CC and the CC have thin skin over trolling. Needless to say, I remember when the general had an average of 70+ posters, now it's barely clocking 30
>>11578140
Si.
>>11577976
whichever one has below 150 replies
A dead thread wasn't part of my plan.
>>11575820
Shame she's in a shit show
Turning 21 tomorrow, so i'm getting fucked up now. Post some cute TLH pix
>>11578343
Well you caused it.
>>11578518
Happy birthday, Anon
>>11578518
Happy early birthday, anon.
>>11578532
Yeah, I pretty much won but I don't feel victorious because of how everything was executed.
>>11578518
Happy birthday
>>11578583
>Two HGs completed
>Luan lost in both of them
>Threads are dead
Dude, you lost in every possible way.
>>11578518
Happy birthday, anon!
an upset lily is a cute lily
>>11578518
Happy birthday
>>11578518
Happy birthday. Now go to Olive Garden and have a drink.
>>11578618
You would think that, wouldn't you Pedozilla
>>11578612
My plan wasn't to have any character winning. Do you know my EXACT plan?
>>11578518
Have fun in your birthday, mate!
>>11578618
a thrusting lily is a horny lily
>>11578650
...or what it WAS my plan, that would be a better way to say it.
>>11578187
Well if its any consulation. I'll stick around for you guys.
>>11578518
Holy shit, nigga.
We share the same birthday!
You're fuckin' awesome, bro. Happy Birthday!
>>11578712
thanks patanu
>>11578712
Cringe
>>11578768
Love you too Cringy.
>>11578712
NICE.
>>11578187
kindz hard to "attack" the likes of kysfag more than we do. We tell people to ignore him and tell him to fuck off every time, what else can we do when report spamming gets us banned, not him or the spammers? If mods and jannies did their fucking job this wouldn't be a problem, so i guess one of us has to become one.
>>11578187
we still get 50-60 posters on good days during the week, it's not fair to judge it on a saturday.
>>11578863
>>11578888
I'm surprised no one has tried appealing to the mods in the IRC yet, given this is a problem that's been going on for months, and in the case of bombers, over a year.
>>11578953
The mods Won't care.
Hosting a new Hunger Games
Give me 24 The Loud House characters
>>11578712
kys cringelord
>>11579036
Dark magician girl Cookie!
>>11579036
Shotahunter
>>11579036
Nerd Lynn
>>11579036
Alchoholic Lori
>>11579094
>>11579036
Regular Lynn
>>11579036
Hops
>>11579048
A lord you say? Well, I dont think of worthy of such an honor.
>>11579036
Amazon Leni
>>11579094
BULLY HER
Do you guys actually want a HG?
>>11579036
Luceni
Pyg
>>11579000
Better than just sitting here with a thumb up our ass going "Man I hope the mods notice things aren't going well here."
>>11579036
Penis Inspector Agnes
I just saw the episode.
Is luna a dyke?
>>11578712
I appreciate your work and thank you for sticking around, patanu. If that means anything.
>>11579168
>I just saw the episode.
If you want to stir drama, you don't have to lie about it, man.
>>11578745
Thanks bro!! Happy birthday to you too!!!
>>11579193
I started watching the loud house about a week ago and this really caught me off guard.
>>11579219
Yeah, she's a lesbian.
>>11579168
A dyke on a bike, to be exact.
I just saw No Such Luck.
It was a really great episode, why don't more people like it?
>>11579241
Because everything is Lynn's fault.
What if Luna had HIV?
>>11579253
You mean she doesn't already?
>>11579253
Wouldn't surprise me
She'd probably sell tons of records after her death
Hey pals, how good were your grades in High School? Mine we're okay.
>>11579291
>Whori accusing anyone else of having HIV
>>11579321
For Whori, it's normal. For Luna, that's a different story.
>>11579342
What about Lily?
>>11579156
>pyg
>>11579253
You shut your whore mouth. Luna has no such thing.
>>11579358
(We do not speak of Lily in that way, Pedozilla had caused it but we won't talk about it)
>>11579387
Please, Lily was a baby slut long before Pedozilla came around.
>>11579301
I already finished high school, sorry mate.
>>11579427
How good were your grades?
>>11579413
Yes, it's true. Lily was a big ol' slut.
>>11579376
Luna is a dyke who gives out sexual favors in exchange for illicit substances and/or backstage access.
>>11579440
And Lori's the one that started it all by selling Lily to any man who approached her with money.
>>11579301
Finished #4 in my class
>>11579437
Average in all aspects, except for those orator exams, i shine in that place.
>>11579440
Why are all the blondes such whores? Lori the whori, Lily the baby slut, Lola fucks pageant judges in order to win...only Lana remains pure.
Man, I wish this show had more gags. If they could wrap up an entire story in nine or nine-and-a-half minutes, that'd leave sixty to ninety seconds of fun that doesn't need to be explained by anything, you could do a lot with that time.
Like uh... remember Get The Message? The one where Lincoln had to delete a message he sent Lori? We saw the twins as cops. Good, but not developed enough. On the first pass we see Luan in there for her bad jokes. If there were free time, it should have showed them putting Lily in there with a fresh diaper for indecent exposure. Cut back to them later with Luan saying "Not today, I'm busting us outta here!" Then she'd use her beaver teeth to gnaw through the cardboard bars. "They're making a run for it!" Lana screams, and the twins take chase. Lily has a booboo on her finger and babbles that she can't go on, and gives Luan her diaper. Luan improvises and makes a jump out of Lincoln's window, floating down with Lily's diaper as a parachute. She celebrates her great escape, only to grimace at just what's offscreen - that was a full diaper, and the contents just scattered on top of Vanzilla. She slowly backs from the vehicle before dashing off down the street. Just one possible example.
>>11579228
felt like they having the big reveal just seconds before the ending was because they didnt wanted any controversy
>>11579525
Oh, and I forgot Leni and her desire for a bellybutton piercing.
>>11579522
>Average
Like B-Cs?
>>11579533
That's a good idea, though I don't think the show would show literal shit.
>>11579545
Yes, usually B´s, i never studied much for those kind of exams to be honest.
>>11579533
Seems like Luanfags can't write comedy, just like the sister they love.
Happy Mexican Independence Day. I miss Ronnie Anne.
>>11578582
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>>11578617
>>11578636
>>11578657
>>11578745
>>11578626
>>11578583
Thanks guys! I really apreciatey itt
>>11579584
That's why the "mess" is off-screen. You only see Luan's reaction. The twins scream in horror, Luan's confused, she looks back to her "parachute" to see that it was a full diaper (again, you don't SEE the diaper's contents). She gasps and drops it, and then gasps again when her eyes scroll up to Vanzilla. Then she slowwwwly walks back. Left. Right. Left, right, left, right, left-right-left-right and then she's running off. One last wide shot of Luan in silhouette running down the sidewalk, her voice echoing faintly across the neighborhood with "I wasn't here!"
>>11579614
It's a shame. She had the potential to be a good sidekick character to Lincoln, but they instead just shoved her away so Clyde could hog the spotlight some more.
>>11579647
Neither Spic Lynn nor Nigger Lincoln deserve that position.
>>11579614
WALL
>>11579666
Come now, Satan, even you have to agree Ronnie Anne is better than Clyde. Or at least just not as awful.
>>11579646
Yeah, I should've assumed that the shit wouldn't be visible. But jokes like that seem to take way too much time or become a "secondary plot" and this show has some pacing problems due to his 11-minutes format.
>>11579733
Oh, Ronnie Anne's better than Clyde, but not by much.
>Lori fucks Lincoln and then they have baby.
>>11579762
Yeah it's called Lily
>>11579762
>The baby grows up to be molested by both of her parents
>>11579762
They name the damned kid Loan
>>11579533
You like toilet humor?
>>11579807
Because they had to take out several.
>>11576576
I WANT TO TINKLE ON CUMMY CAT
So for Loan's whole story, is she actively being raised by both Lincoln and Lori, or is Lori making Bobby a cuck by pretending the kid is his when she really know it's Lincoln's?
>>11579944
Theres a story.
>>11579907
took ya long enough
>>11579743
I think it could work, but it would take a serious re-evaluation for how they want to structure the plots. We're almost on our third season now, the compulsion to throw ALL the sisters in ALL the time should be gone. Put in two or three extra sisters in addition the one or two needed for story and make em count.
I know a good parallel to this show to use as an example, too. Ed Edd n Eddy's a cartoon that also worked in the eleven minute format and almost always featured at least six or seven characters per episode, and the pacing for that show is fantastic. Those long pauses after an uncomfortable statement or right before an explosive physical gag are on point. But there was still a lot of dialogue because of the back and forth between Eddy and Double D. Obviously, The Loud House is never gonna have characters getting entire trees slammed on top of them or have their face twisted around an egg beater, but come on, a little more slapstick wouldn't hurt. It's not like it'd be out of place, the family make threats and beat each other up all the time, anyway. So why NOT?
>>11579809
When it's done properly, and by that I mean, it has a great set-up. It's not seeing or even hearing it, it's just seeing the characters' mortified reactions and crafting them to have the right comedic timing.
>>11579944
>Lori making Bobby a cuck by pretending the kid is his when she really know it's Lincoln's?3
In a realistic scenario, this is the most probably, but the fics say other thing.
>>11579963
Is there?
>>11579974
I was busy
>>11580034
Doing what?
It's not like you have a life or anything
Oh, wow. We just died in such a random way.
> Have you heard of the tale of Super CJ.
> Well since you haven't here's the tale.
> Super CJ stop an entire bus fill of people with his body and shortly died after
>That is Super CJ tale
Meanwhile in Bizzaro /TLHG/...
>>11580519
I hate incest. Seriously, the thought of a brother and sister even KISSING makes me wanna puke.
>>11579963
>>11579987
Is there really a fic of this?
>>11580532
Fuck that reality.
>>11580519
I love avatarfags
>>11580539
No but you could make one out of it.
>>11580519
Clyde continues to be the best character on the show. I also love the bomb format.
>>11580539
https://pastebin.com/74Sv371F
There's this one. I'm not sure if it's the one they're talking about.
>>11580519
>Sullivan is totally /ourguy/
>>11580519
We like the show, actually we talk all the time about it.
>>11580519
I'm glad we have a CC that makes all this STICC fan art.
>>11580519
A sad leni is a ugly leni
>>11580519
I WANT TO PROTECT RITA
>>11578712
See your brave human. If any artist say here and makes art I hope you have success in whatever career you strive on.
>>11580753
>>11580761
>>11580768
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=48278
Nothing much to say.
Have a nice day
>>11580753
>>11580761
>>11580768
Nothing's happening, i'm gonna nap.
>>11580798
nice
>>11580831
sure
>>11580519
I'm so happy we are on /co/. Just a bunch of crazy old guys clown around as we finish are comic " the amazing and grim invaders of the loud edds".
>>11580835
Thank you for permitting that.
>>11580831
Don't forget to fap before you go to bed, it'll help you sleep.
>>11580753
>big nick is watching you
alright you got me
>>11580753
Kek
>>11580761
Ok
>>11580768
The first gigglesxlincoln pic
>>11580519
Alternate reality:
>Cummycat is not Cummycat instead he is Nutonmecat
>AnolderLilyisacuteLily becomes the new pedozilla.
>Pedozilla doesnt like Kaijus, becoming in this way an average anon
>Kysfag just posts, when he see a cc and writes: "nice" even if the pic is objectively bad.
>Iwanttofuckthispigslut never posts, instead he becomes the most pure person in the general.
>Ultra hates fat stuff
>DepressedLeniposter is not the most depressed anon in this general, instead he is the most glad anon in the general.
>Ipissonmycatlolaposter never piss in his cat, instead he is the most reserved person in this general.
>Thatanonwithmultiplepersonalities never use any of them, instead he stick to one: "Lucypoemposter"
Any left?
>>11575760
I want to fuck this PigSlut so hard her mind goes completely blank and she can't even form a coherent sentence
>>11580768
>>11580761
>>11580753
>>11580798
NICE stuff there mate!
>>11580768
This is the funniest by far. Good shit.
What if Frieza meet the Louds?
>>11580896
FREIZAAAA
>>11580861
>sb99 is into tits
>howwasyourdaylynn never posts
>Lenibomber is a lisafag
>>11580761
I expected a JoJo meme, but good work nonetheless.
>>11579301
I didn't really go to high school. I was home schooled from middle school on and just got a GED. I did pass my state test every year.
>>11579301
I finished with pretty average grades. Didn't really care about school until I went to college a year later.
>>11579301
I was a shithead and only had good grades in the subjects I found interesting
>>11580753
Good joke, but a little too wordy. Also difficult to read in some places
>>11580998
>Lola's considered the whore
>Lana's as popular as Leni
>Quads is mocked for his like of Leni
>Lilybombs everywhere
>>11580861
>DepressedLeniposter
Whatever happened to that guy?
I love him.
https://slimesausage.tumblr.com/post/165420588534/lana-fucking-sucks
trans
>>11581347
>Lola's considered the whore
That's not alternate reality, that's normal reality.
>>11580861
twist plot: ultra hates fat ladies IRL
This with Leni when?
>>11580753
>>11580761
>>11580768
>>11580798
Good work as usual Dull.
>>11581394
-pact
This with Leni, Luan and Lynn when!?
>>11581370
He is probably busy at his job.
Guys i think i've transcended into godhood, what do i do now?
>>11581500
Make me a prince.
>>11581500
Reset the universe
>>11581500
Make Toyota win atleast one Le Mans.
>>11581500
don't fuck it up
>>11581500
just keep shitposting I guess
>>11581500
transport my conciseness into lola loud
>>11581500
Give me a hug
>>11581500
Make me happy
>>11581516
I can't, you're already a king
>>11581551
Some things are beyond the power of gods
>>11581604
Might as well
>>11581630
Very well, Lola shall now be very concise
>>11581648
I tried, but i think i sent the hug into the future, sorry.
>>11581500
Give md dubs or higher
>>11581736
Dubs given
>>11581774
Thanks
>>11581729
Haven't figured out how to kill people yet, but i'll see if i can send a lightning bolt your way soon
>>11581736
Sorry Lynn, you aren't worthy of dubs yet
>>11581820
>send a lightning bolt your way soon
Whoa I don't wanna die, I just wanted to be happy.
One is the loneliest number, that you'll ever do
>>11581732
>concise
FUCK I MET CONSCIENCE
SEND MY CONSCIENCE INTO HER BODY
I WANT TO BE LOLA
>>11581473
I hope he is alright.
I want to invite him a drink and tell him everything is going to be alright.
>>11581892
Why do you want to be a 6 year old girl?
Two can be as bad as one, its the loneliest number since the number one
>>11581892
Why anon? Do you want me to molest you?
>>11581915
I could re do my life that I fucked up so bad with and be the gender I want to be
Lana dealing with puberty and then some. Stupid chair.
>>11581290
Yeah, my handwriting ain't exactly the best.
I have to find a solution for that.
>>11581938
never too late to become a sissy
>>11581906
>are beyond the power of gods
Now i need to solve tengri137 puzzle and contact GOD by myself.
>>11581906
Same here, mate.
>>11581958
NICE.
>>11581873
>Whoa I don't wanna die, I just wanted to be happy.
exactly.
>>11581892
Sorry anon, but it is already done.
>>11581970
its not the same . . .
>>11581990
wtf now I'm a kysfag now
>>11581958
unf nice
>>11581938
And what would happen to Lolas conscience? Would you be willing to take a 6 year old girl away from her family into your fucked up life?
>>11582008
It's not but it's a good alternative
>>11581990
Well then since you're a god now tell me if there is an afterlife or something to look forward to.
>>11582026
I didn't think about that
>>11582030
Being a social outcast? No thanks
Don't have much to live for these days, just going by in college thinking my life is going somewhere when its really not.
Why not tell us watcha
>WATCHIN
>PLAYIN
>LISTENIN TO
>DRAWIN
>WRITIN
>WHATEVER-IN
>>11581990
You aren't much of a god then are you?
>>11582085
>>WATCHIN
Just finished Bojack Horseman yesterday. Good season.
>>PLAYIN
Deus Ex, pretty awesome game, not dated at all
>>LISTENIN TO
Singing rock-and-roll suicide
>>DRAWIN
Something I owe to you since a long time, but I don't draw when I'm not home
>>WRITIN
Some fics with a mob girlfriend
>>WHATEVER-IN
Here the nights are cold. I hug my pillow and I pretend it's Leni and I feel better
>>11582054
Not him, but would you really want an answer? And if there was do you think it'd be any better that where you are now?
>>11582072
>just going by in college thinking my life is going somewhere when its really not.
At least you know you can make it. I still don't know if I can pay for this year, and I have to find out how in about a week or so. So many damn scholarships, so many are for high school seniors and college freshmen.
>>11582155
I guess not but I would hope that it would be better.
>>11582162
I hope it gets better for you anon. I sound like a broken record whenever I talk about my life on the internet. I watch the loud house and I feel envy that I never had a large family. Just my parents that are distant from me.
All my hopes feel like fantasies at this point. the world around me is stagnant, nothing signifigant occurs that would change my situation in anyway. I have tried making changes in my own life but nothing I do goes to plan.
I wish I was a girl. I'll never be one. Being a sissy,trap or tranny won't do it for me.
At this point I'm just drunk and rambling. I'm heading off to bed now.
Goodnight.
>>11581958
kys
>>11582054
No answer i give you will truly satisfy you, but here goes: whether there is life after death or not, it doesn't matter because you will invariably no longer be the "you" you currently are. So the best to do is enjoy and look forward to what is around yo right now.
>>11582114
Gods are not above rules, for they too exist within reality and must abide by it's whims.
>>11582085
>WATCHIN
Thread
>PLAYIN
Nothing today
>LISTENIN TO
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0HTFdCfK46A
>WHATEVER-IN
Feeling lazy
>>11582283
can I get a second wish atleast? if so make me female. please
>>11581958
Shit as always Ultra
>>11582239
Things are going shit honestly. I have the grades and financial situation, but there just aren't much for me. I think I found maybe two that I can apply for at the moment. Here's hoping I can get those. Good thing is that I can pay by quarter, so I can stall to keep looking and apply for different quarters.
>>11582085
I've been playing Strip Poker Night At The Inventory. Dumb little browser poker game involving approximate avatars of popular characters, guys and gals, play strip poker with you.
Kinda wish I had the skill to make a lori and leni character for it.
It's very hot in here.
>>11582283
I guess that explanation will have to do.
>>11582085
>WATCHIN
DBS, gonna rewatch some old Loud House episodes for fic
>PLAYIN
Pupeteer; played and finished it recently with my kid brother.
FFBE; 111 turns and 4 fucking hours later I finally fucking beat Aigiaon. Fuck.
>WRITIN
A Lucy thing maybe?
>WHATEVER-IN
Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
>>11582312
Anon, i am terribly sorry to have to tell you this, but becoming female will not only not make you happy or solve your problems, it is very likely to worsen things once you are faced with reality.
However, if you ever wish for a friend, I'll be glad to be of service.
>>11582072
We love our sissies. We have the best sissies don't we?
And don't worry about all that college shit. Trump's gonna unsubsidize higher-education and force our shitty universities to cut tuition costs.
>>11582365
Jack is my favorite Joker, really underrated.
ANON - Update and New Chapters List (MO4444R!)
>https://pastebin.com/DMPFQ29u
HIGHLIGHTED FIC OF THE DAY
>>Springtime Blossoming (TLH fanfiction)<<
Author: supidosan
Hiatus - http://pastebin.com/vx340Hu6
Last Update: 22-11-2016
>Leni get to know herself better
NEWS & Q/A
>smallface >Update starts at line 42
https://pastebin.com/QbHctD4E Lincoln Lucy Lupa Loud
>FumaFam101/SirPage >The lewd has started. update at line 113
https://pastebin.com/VHj5xRQA Lisacoln (WIP)
>Yourhead >The tentative date September 24th. new clue line 3105
http://pastebin.com/pyfS1LAq Godless Sound
>smallface >Last night I made a super edgy 0/10 horror greentext
https://pastebin.com/UzC0LEGS Horror House
>Mike-the-mic >I finally finished the chapter! line 1158
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12462591/10/Bad-Luck-Lincoln
https://pastebin.com/HhbV4AaQ Bad Luck Lincoln (A Loud House x Teen Titans crossover)
>Sheepsquatch >just wanted to say second chapter of Loudest Dungeon is finished for anyone who might've been reading it.
https://pastebin.com/AM8pApNA Loudest Dungeon: Ch.2 - Into The Ruins
>Emmay >Next update should be the final one to wrap things up. Starts on line 1257.
https://pastebin.com/S9UBUZrW
Something to Write Home About (WIP)
>smallface >Continuing from line 1055
https://pastebin.com/2WC0svL3 When Vampires Attack (Line 928) Greentexts LEWD
>PatfarmKing >At least I may have jump-started my writing again with this little thing, though, hopefully.
http://pastebin.com/Cgc7LC21 >Leni will never be your daughter
>Yaridovich23 >Yeah, saw IT last night, so I decided to make this for shits and giggles.
http://pastebin.com/SNmM9MdK Lana and the Clown (324) Misc. Greentexts
>Sheepsquatch >And that's all I've got so far, here's the updated pastebin.
https://pastebin.com/dYBT4mEe Date Night 2 - Electric Boogaloo {WIP}
>>11582239
Hang in there man sometimes you gotta make the most out a bad situation and focus on the positives to get through. Remember that very few things in life go as planned and picking yourself back up again shows how truly strong of a person you are.
>>11582342
I am sorry it wasn't what you expected. But if it's of any comfort, know that you ARE happy, as humans find happiness in the simplest things. Rather than find happiness, you must lose your sadness. Easier said than done, but i think you'll make it just fine.
>>11582385
can you atleast kill me and put me out of my misery
I want to share this with Leni in a cold winter evening.
>>11582399
Eat shit and die spammer
>>11582427
would it make you feel better if you were treated as a girl?
>>11582427
As i told the other anon, i haven't really gotten the hang of this godhood stuff yet, it's a lot more confusing than i thought. I can try the lightning once i figure it out.
>>11582450
>Deus Ex
My nigga, I knew my fellow Lenifags had good taste.
>Anons trying to convince someone to become a trap
Fuck not this again
>>11582482
while I still have the male body? nope.
In actuality I care more about the biological body than the social standing. If I had a female body but was expected to take a dominant masculine role I could possibly do that.
>>11582492
thanks alot zeus
>>11582512
I must ask, what makes you think being a female will be any better than what you currently are?
>>11582316
it's Lana it's shit by default
>>11582502
I mean it worked the first time didn't it?
Why not get a whole harem of fuccbois?
>>11582527
Well thats a long one.
No more morning one, no to very little body hair (which irritates my skin), no refractory period, near infinite orgasms, breasts, I prefer the clothing and finally society is set up majorly in favour of women. Men are treated like shit now. Women take everything in a divorce, women's health clinics, diversity quotas in employment and education means if you are female you have better chances than a man.
Face it. Being a woman is far superior than being a man. The only downsides are periods and painful pregnancies.
>>11582535
This desu
>>11582565
Slap some titties on you and you get the best of both worlds.
>>11582502
Don't ruin this for us
>>11582085
>WATCHIN
Thread
>PLAYIN
TF2
>DRAWIN
Really need to start drawing again, its been a whole week since I last drew something.
>WHATEVER-IN
Tired and bored
>>11582085
>Watchin
SBFP
>Drawing
Lil Lori
>Writing
Hopefully something
>>11582498
Thanks, anon.
I will buy Oblivion in a couple of months to play as Leni.
>Watchnasty
Oreimo and Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei
>Playnasty
Rocksmith
>Drawnasty
Crude titties and sexy Asian men
>Writing
Tiny novella about an Asian dude and a Native American kidnapping a cute littel white girl
More car practice
>>11582399
kys spammer
>>11582642
kys ultratrace
>>11582613
kys cringelord
>>11582642
poor Lola and Lana
>>11582613
Lil Lori is cute
>>11582642
What the hell is going on there?
>>11582678
stop samefagging
>>11582565
The body hair can be arranged and multiple orgasms will get as tiresome as any other activity after the initial rush. Nothing actually stops you from using women's clothing in today's society, some will even label you a hero for it.
As for society's bias, while it is a true occurrence, think of how long it'll last, and of how empty of an existence it would be if you got what you have not by competence, but by a bias in the system. Not to mention nothing comes without a price, if you wish to forgo effort then you might have to give up your dignity.
>>11582678
Who knows how the fuck they got into that pickle
>>11582613
>>11582675
kawaii
>>11582705
Y'know, you've been typing in a pretty informal way lately Ultra.
>>11582705
stop samefagging ultratrace
>>11582565
Well jeeze, you just sound like a beta-male.
Just hurry up and go MTF like the rest of all of you blue-pilled fucks.
>>11582613
>sbfp
wtt I love patanau now?!
>>11582642
see Lola, this is why you wear seatbelts.At least the twins will get away with only injuries, Luan maybe not
>be me
>have several days without fap
>today was alone all the day
>i was busy and i forgot to fap
fuck me
>>11582642
reminds me of Toontown
>>11582729
kys ultra
>>11582730
the next time you do should be pretty good then
>>11582730
ejaculate only once every three weeks for maximum testosterone gains
>>11582738
we have 62 people ITT right now, and i'm the only one bothering to reply to you kysfag. how fucking sad is that.
>>11582730
>Being me
>House is full of people
>Lock door, close curtains
>Start fappin
>They use keys to open the door
>Hide my dick at lightning speed
That was close man
>>11582759
What happens if you only drink Coke and ejaculate every day (sometimes 2)?
>>11582717
So?
>>11582731
Good riddance.
>>11582766
>replying to the spam bot at all
>>11582766
youre the only one here samefagging
pathetic
>>11582778
It's just something unusual I was pointing out.
If I post an image, then is unrelated.
>>11582778
blow your brains out ultratrace
>>11582787
stupid racist is wrong again
>>11582773
Life will be as sad as usual. Big testosterone dip though if you ejaculate to sexual exhaustion.
>>11582778
Something wrong?
>>11582812
Toontown's horrible
>>11582835
Aside from the obvious, I mean.
>>11582809
Look, you fucking jackass, I only asked you what happens if I only drink Coke (that is something I do), you have no right to say that my life is sad, YOUR life is sad, faggot! Suck my motherfucking dick.
>>11582787
I keep seing this fucking image but I don't know the source.
>>11582857
If you drink only coke you'll die, the trick is knowing what will take you first: an ulcer, kidney failure, diabetes, obesity, osteoporosis or some other nasty shit.
>>11582870
gabrage from the worst "cc" as a person
>>11582894
I have a problem. But not a sad life, I'll find a way to solve my conflict.
>>11582907
Garabatoz...
But I still can't find that image in the "garabatoz" tag in the Booru.
>>11582935
are you retarded jojobrony
>>11582907
what the fuck does that even mean? Did you have a stroke just now?
>>11582946
Yes. Forgive me.
>>11582642
Nice.
>>11582333
The thread is alive, so this hot is at least very analizable for the general, not for my reason.
>>11582967
youre alright jojobrony
>>11582990
You don't have the source of that image, though?
>>11583007
based on the low resolution it appears to be an edit from an episode, possibly the sweet spot
>>11583030
I'll keep searching, but thank you, anyways.
>>11582857
Maybe when your tastebuds mature, you'll understand.
New thread >>11576696
Where is everybody?
>>11583469
I have no idea!
>>11583092
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=47169
>>11580108
I wish I didn't
>>11583478
I knew it was Garabatoz, thank you.
>>11583469
The general died spontaneously, so no big deal if revive spontaneously too.
>>11583469
this general is weird like that, we have spikes of activity rather than a constant flow
>>11584583
Why is Lana so cute?
>>11584710
That's just how it is.