/sp/ sports reclassifying thread

I would like to propose a board just for the French:

/wfg/ - White Flag

it would be the only board that french IPs could access on 4chan, they would be banned from accessing every other board

All in favor, say "Aye"

Only the top 3 pro sports leagues by revenue should be allowed on /sp/. Everything else has to go to /asp/. Make an exception for international tournaments.

>>76367311
Pretty good list, but I'd say /heem/ on here. They're good boys.

Name of girl in op's pic?

>>76367522
Olesya Kharitonova
https://www.google.fr/search?q=olesya+kharitonova&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiH0s717KjUAhVFHxoKHTO9B3sQ_AUICigB&biw=1920&bih=1042

>>76367311
>let's split up a board that is already slow
'no'

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>>76367600
i think pierre created the thread for comedy purposes, amerifat

>>76367311
/box/ and /heem/ could be moved to /asp/ though. /heem/ is autistic as fuck and would fit right in with the wwe fags. Not to mention that there's a martial arts general there.

>>76367311
Hey France. What's a good Muslim past-time these days?

>>76367629
Football. These guys are crazy about it and 2bh middle east situation would probably be even worse if football didn't exist

>>76367323
I would like to propose a board just for the unfunny:

Reddit

It would be the only board that users like this one could access on the Internet, [nice comma splice] they would be banned from accessing every other board

>>76367311
Well-thought out and conceived. It won't go anywhere sadly.

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>>76367311
>unnecessary declarations of subjective rules is a recipe for total success

>>76367311
>aussie rules
>sport

LMAO. seagull chip chase is not a sport

Tennis -> /sp/
Golf -> /out/

Good post otherwise.

>>76367655
upvoted

>>76368262
>be jealous macaco
>wake up
>eat banana
>go on /sp/
>shitpost about the French all day
>finish in sopa

>>76367311
I pretty much agree, but f1 can stay

>>76367624
>>76367311
Boxing has existed for over 4000 years, if you want it in its current format since 1681, or if you want recorded verifiable results since 1854 (http://boxrec.com/show/268169). It isn't only a sport it is THE human sport which has existed more or less as long as we have, nothing alternative about it.

reminder that /afl/ runs /sp/

>>76368776
it's really amazing what 4 aussies, 3 abbos and 15 kangaroos can do

>>76367655
thanks you for the gold kind anon :)

>>76369790
eternal britbongs eternally BTFO
also
>>76368706
>kangaroos do boxing too

>>76368706
also, boxing is the manliest and most suprime of sport.
ufc is for gay though.

soccer and all other ball "sports" need to go to >>>/lgbt/

>>76367311
>and no /pol/, black men aren't animals
that's where you're wrong kiddo

>>76369900
>>>/pol/

>not moving tennis to >>>/out/

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>>76367311
Why not just move all American sports to /asp/ and keep all global sports on here? American sports aren't real sports, nobody else plays them

>>>/fit/
gymnastics and sports that requires a good body look (surfing)

>>>/k/
all shooting "sports"

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>>76367311
>divegrass
>The Core, The Soul, The Spirit of /sp/

No wonder this place has been so shit recently

>>76382026
Read again burguer.

>>76382204
Kill yourself stupid spic

>>76381980
>tfw divegrass fags will never get their own board
>tfw autistic faggot Yuros will never stop shitting up your board
Weird to have been here for 6 years and I still don't open 80% of the threads

>>76367311
Handegg is the best and highest revenue sport in the world, fuck off.

And fight sports are for true patricians

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>>76367311
>>76382762
Forgot image

>>76369863
>also, boxing is the manliest and most suprime of sport.
>ufc is for gay though.
Kill yourself fag, boxing is great, but MMA is even better. You just can't handle the raw brutality, only surpassed by the fights in the Roman Colosseum. You do your ancestors much shame. Grow a pair, and watch a real mans sport.

>>76382768
>>76382762
im unsure if you cant read but you understand that euro soccer isnt played in one league right

the top 5 leagues combined eclipse the NFL, and that isnt including whatever revenue the CL or EL brings in.

>inb4 dur it takes 5 to compete with one
this is only said by people that know nothing about the topic and are just speaking out of their ass

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I think it's hilarious that people always make the gay joke about MMA considering basically every team sport has communal men's showers and celebratory ass slapping

>>76382822
Fair enough; I'll concede that soccer is more popular than Am. football worldwide. But to call Am. football a joke or not a popular sport is crazy. It's fucking huge.

>>76382855
MMA is GOAT. You have to be tough as NAILS to jump into the octagon. I've seen skilled guys get FUCKED UP.

>>76382898
Nobody cares about your gay porn

>>76382855
>Being naked slightly near a man is the same as rubbing your sweaty writhing body up against him

Weird

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>>76382963
>>76382971
>being that insecure
I'd love to see one of your ""football"" pansies jump in the cage with an MMA fighter.

Webm here is a Brit named Terry Etim thinking he can hang. Imagine one of your diving soccer fags

>>76367311
fantastic thread france I really didn't expect this solid effort from you guys

>>76367655
america btfo america this is a great morning actually

>>76383125
do you fap at this .webm? imagine his sweated, muscled body against yours, soft and pudgy

>>76373964
If blaks aren't animals what are they then? Soup?

>>76384387
Una delicia sopa de macaco

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HEAVE HO UNNA

>>76367311
>all "sports" where the effort is actually done by an animal
does this include horses?

>>76384786
it's not yet fixed we have to discuss this with the CEO of the internets

>>76367311
who is this seamon deamon?

i want to shit all over her face and wipe my dirty asshole with her hair

>>76384881
literally 2 posts below OP >>76367546